Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Pissing the Night Away

Pissing the Night Away

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  1. uhm. first question. how is he updating his status if he can’t find his laptop?
    second question. who told him to make a facebook.

  2. ahahaha

  3. Six beers has him pissing himself and blacking out? The weird thing is how one guy can be such a fucking pussy!

  4. Candy Blackmail

    Candy Blackmail likes it when people refer to themselves in third person.

  5. i suspect justin and his MACBOOK are alcholics

  6. ….

  7. what are you talking about, roofies are delicious

  8. TrainReq stole yo MacBook biiitch

  9. Just kidding guys, i suck mad COCKS LOL!!!!!!!! it’s like POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHTPOW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! IN THE KISSER! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

  10. “…pissed on the hallway wall.”
    roflpriceless

  11. Justin makes guinevere want to cry for her generation. and then punch him in the throat.

  12. i thought he said he put his macbook under the couch…??

  13. haha, good lord, there are some things you keep to yourself, Justin

  14. Christ, don’t these people understand that they are putting these things somewhere where EVERYONE can see them? Why the fuck would you want to tell the world about pissing in your own hallway?

  15. I don’t think this is even lame. It’s just funny

  16. hahhaahaha “after six beers” whooahhh Justin don’t get too crazy

  17. He doesn’t even have a macbook and he pissed on his mother.

    Classic.

  18. I once did some shopping at an online adult store while on sleeping pills. This dude got nothing on me.

  19. While many of you seem to enjoy ridiculing the number of alcoholic beverages it took for him to reach a state of extreme inebriation in order to claim some higher ground of macho posturing; the fact of the matter is that it is quite possible this poor fellow had been drugged or had mixed some form of pills with his alcohol. If the former, this could be a dangerous situation in which he is being taken advantage of without any knowledge of the perpetrator. If it’s the latter then this post really is a desperate plea for help disguised as a wild and raucous night of depravity. His true friends will see through the facade and intervene in order to save him from his own self destruction. I pray that this will be the result. For those of you out there who found his alcoholic intake to be emasculating, you may want to look at yourself in the mirror and truly see if you are not making a grave misstep in your own life.

  20. roofie colada

  21. That first post sounds like he is claiming the reason he woke up is because his macbook is gone…that isn’t a good explanation.

  22. i like how he referred to himself as the 3rd person .. “Justin is in no mood for this”

  23. I think Chairman Mao’s comment should be put up as a lamebook entry. : |

  24. LOL, I usually piss in a dresser drawer. Takes about 4 times as many beers though, b/c I am a fat.

  25. I suspect either a medication or drug interaction or some kind of brain abnormality.

  26. Damn right theres something weird going on. You’re stoned.

  27. Justin is an alcoholic.

    Or his roommates hide his stuff while he’s passed out. I’d wager this to be true.

  28. Justin also likes to talk in third person.

    Don’t make Justin angry.

    You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry!

  29. LOL!

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