Sissy…for my own peace of mind I’m going to assume the bar forces you to dress like that. Never mind the gigantic hole in that theory that they would never hire someone with a body like yours and allow you to flash it around(bad for business you know), I will continue to believe it is true no matter what!!!
#1 – your sister is named Sissie? That’s just sad. I agree with Slippy, she must work there. Still, here’s one case where a tramp stamp would seem superfluous.
#3 – you misspelled “gingers.” I know, “niggers” has all the same letters, but honestly, you’ll get into trouble if your mispronunciation is as bad as your spelling. And I wouldn’t give you the Free Pass of Idiocy because of your red hair, supposed inferior genetics or lack of soul.