are you sure that wasn’t just ‘field of dreams’, hobo? it must be – otherwise it’s simply unaccountable that an english person would dream about baseball. i’m concerned – perhaps i should put you forward for a citizenship test…
Pornography is not just disgusting but also addictive. I once had a student that was so obsessed with internet pornography that he was failing all his classes because he would stay at home and stare at women doing depraved things to each other (and to men as well) as opposed to studying.
What’s worse is that pornography brainwashes men into thinking that every woman needs to be big breasted with nary a hair on her body who will engage in all sorts of acts of defilement at his command. Real women have hairs around their anus and vagina as well as around their nipples (sometimes). Unfortunately the liberal agenda of sexualizing everything, teaching children that 12 years should be wearing thongs and waxing their pubic hair, giving them free condoms and saying “it’s normal to do drugs have sex at 13, have fun and if you get pregnant the tax payers will pay for your crack addicted baby”
“Do not lust in your heart after her beauty
or let her captivate you with her eyes,
for the prostitute reduces you to a loaf of bread,
and the adulteress preys upon your very life
Can a man scoop fire into his lap
without his clothes being burned?
Can a man walk on hot coals
without his feet being scorched?” — Proverbs 6:25-8
Wow, Fargis, time to take the stick out. Calm the fuck down. I know you think that porn played backwards is a satanic recruiting booklet but in all seriousness the O’Riley Factor and conservative propaganda like it are just as self-masturbatory. Go blow a load on Limbaugh and kick a puppy, you’ll feel better.
sometimes part of the humor in Lamebook is when you get to the end of a submission and it shows only the very last comment that someone made….and you read it and think to yourself “whoa! that comment seems totally out in left field…I wonder what led someone to say that”…
Case in point: comment # 23. I lol’d…of course only Fargis could be behind this….
Haha, alordslums! That quote should be on his headstone! And what does he mean “sometimes?” How many sets of nipples has he seen? You’d think he’d have only seen one woman’s nipples and that they would either have hair or would not and that would be all he knows. The implication is that he has seen many sets of nipples…hmmm.
Ahhh, remember what I said about the Dick firework cake, saying it’s lucky it was for a teen and not a poor little kid – now this one IS for a poor kid.
It kind of looks like it’s made of poo, too.
Not funny, just sad, poor boy.
The black squiggily thing is the logo for the Chicago White Sox baseball team. Well, it’s supposed to be anyways.
And what’s wrong with women doing depraved things to each other? It’s the cornerstone of the economy for California’s Sna Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world. Ol’ Farggy just hasn’t seen it done right… Word, EE?
How on earth does Mr Fargis know what women are doing to each other and to men (N.B. the men aren’t doing anything depraved)in porn? How would he know if they are hairless or hairy or busty or not? I presume it was the student who told him it was addictive?
I think he may have had a sneaky-peek once or twice before…? Anyway, carry on Dan…we believe you. You’re a kak.
Fargis, I know what you mean with that scooping hot coal into your lap thing. My loins are burning right now so I’ skipping all my classes to stay at home- I have a big day planned…
I’m gonna bat to girl/girl, guy girl, midget skate porn, pee porn, German bratwurst blood sausage face slapping porn, historical re-enactment porn, necro-porn, people watching porn porn (metaporn), clown porn, cream pie porn, tentacle porn, blowup doll porn, humiliation porn, BDSM electro taser porn, Japanese pixellated hentai crying girl porn, but never, ever, not even at my “wackiest” would I go near hairy nipple porn.
I’m not a Christian so I really have no idea what they meant with this line. I’m not sure why there are so many references to Jesus and bread, but I’d still totally sit on his baguette. While I’d pass on the sourdough, he could pumper my nickel anytime.
OK, some more pseudo-righteous crap to shoot down.
You, being totally against pornography would also, being such a good and righteous Christian be against adultery and sex before marriage? Correct? No. Somehow…
Check out http://www.lamebook.com/2010/06/30/farmville-follies/
specifically the part where dan says: “the only reason to lay a fat girl is if she’s a training lay. but even then….” So you’re sleeping with people to practice?
Oh by the way, I didn’t really get to explain myself on the other posts I’ve ranted on about you. I’m just a bastard who hates it when hypocritical jerks go on and on and on about hell and how everyone is going to it and about how wrong everyone is and how holy they are, and never ever stop the stupidity. And yeah, I know that by setting up this vendetta against you I have sorta become a bit like you.