i took you to see toy story 3 eight times! cinema tickets don’t come cheap you know!
i took you to burger king, and would you just eat a whopper like everyone else? NO! it had to be an aberdeen angus, but i bought you one, because i thought you were going to put out! i paid all your blockbuster overdue fines, AND i bought you a new soda stream, for THIS!?!?! all those times you told me you ‘weren’t in the mood’…. and you told me you weren’t seeing anyone else! fucking bitch! >:-(
Miss She, the first one isn’t staged, silly. All pregnant women in the throes of labour mark a territory with the ritual spilling of their birth waters. This particular one is claiming ownership of that parking space, and there ain’t no one gonna take it from her while she’s busy bearing down elsewhere.
ee, I’ve been studying Crystal’s picture (as one does), and I’m thinking that watermark doesn’t look too fresh. I would expect recently released birth waters on the ground to look much wetter than that.
I think that’s some other labouring woman’s birth water mark.
You know how when you look at clouds and let your imagination go you see things? A bunny, a dog, etc. Well, her watermark looks like a bird to me. I’m thinking I’m going to get another glass of wine and see what it morphs into.
it would be quite funny if crystal’s grimacing look of anguish was actually that she’d just been stung by a wasp.
and if she were not pregnant, just fat.
and there just so happened to be a wet patch on the floor at her feet.
i’d like to entertain the possibility of this scenario, because if true, it posits the existence of a super-evil and super-funny being (the guy/gal who took/found the photo, decided to apply that tag-line to it and then post it for the whole world to see).
alord, why are you still bothering with that other thread? I don’t get it. What an absolute waste of your energy. There will be no winners there, so let it go, brother. But I will say I enjoyed that nostalgic trip into the Jerry Springer archives.
wordy – i was basically building up the whole time to that one video!
and @31 – i can tell you (thanks to a previous lamebook discussion) that that is in actual fact a suitcase piercing that kermette’s packing. google it if you’re not too faint-hearted/haven’t just eaten.
First time I saw this post I sat there for a good few minutes wondering what the problem was with the third picture. Did she get the date wrong? Was there a spelling mistake?
Pretty much gave up at a loss, and it’s only when I came here through Twitter (the dude who runs Lamebook as an iPhone, the gadget whore), thinking it was a new post that it hit me in the face like a ton of… pregnant lady.
I blame the heat. Or the lack of sleep. Or whatever.
Okay, to all the boys out there.. 1st pic, she is pregnant, but not full term so she is not giving birth. That is also not what things look like when your “water breaks”.. In fact, now hold your lunch, when your “water” breaks it is actually kind of gruesome looking and more of a rapid leak of blood and amniotic fluid, as opposed to a gush of water.. I think the directors of movies are mostly male, so it’s easy to see why there is this common misconception!
BritishHobo, perhaps frog lady is suggesting that sperm resembles tadpoles, swimming away. As the tadpoles develop, they eventually turn into a frog, while the little white swimmers will turn into a baby, possibly due on 18th June.
tamika – is this first hand knowledge? I’ve had 3 kids (I’m a whore, I know…), and my water broke with 2 of them. The first time I was in bed (with white sheets no less), and it looked more like a healthy piss than the ungodly mixture you’re referring to. The second time was very much the same, except I was sitting at my desk at work when it happened (sorry janitorial staff). If it looked like what you’re describing, wouldn’t we say our “amniotic fluid and placenta smoothie” broke rather than our “water”? Just sayin’…
Number one is not her water breaking in the hospital parking lot. Really, think about it?
1. Would she not have been dropped off at the front door? By God, if my husband-baby daddy-trailer park king-lesbian-daddy replacement made me walk from the parking lot to the hospital while I was in labor someone would get shot. A lot of someone’s.
2. The spot is pretty obviously dry at this point. If her water had just broke I would expect some “glisten” off the water.
3. Obviously, the “OMG, WTF” face is staged. Water breaks so fast no one would have the time to fish out their camera and snap a damn picture.
4. Finally, she isn’t holding any bags to carry in herself, which is what I would expect for a lady whose SO is making her walk from the parking lot of a hospital to the said hospital to birth a child that is very obviously on its way down that slippery water slide of a vagina.
To everyone questioning the authenticity of Pic #1, it’s real. She is on my friends list (although I didn’t submit the pic) and she for real made her hubby stop and take the picture. She’s full term, she’s laughing (not WTFing) and if the comments were posted too, you’d see that it was a real shot.
Wow, y’all I was in labor and walked to the door and then, walk to the doctors office, where he checked me, said I was indeed in labor and then had me walk over to the hospital side and go up the elevator and then walk to the admitting desk on the labor ward. Geeze, not everyone in labor is crowning or needs to be wheeled in. And, further more…Amniotic fluid is clear/barely pink. Not whatever the other person described. Hence calling it “water”.
The first one…that’s golden right there. Like golden shower golden.
The second one…well at first I thought it was rather cute, you know harmless. So I was squinting REALLY close to the screen to see what was so lamebook-worthy about it…and then I realised…I feel kinda dirty now.