^ Why do you eat shit while you read Lamebook comments? I’d suggest at least eating spicy pork rinds. They don’t taste exactly like shit, but they make your breath smell like shit, so others won’t know the difference. But at least this way you’ll be choking on spicy pork rinds instead of choking on shit. Just a thought…
The 3rd one looks like someone has placed all those Dr.Pepper cans between the bed frame and the mattress, creating a hilarious noise when Asher goes to rest his/her head.
I’m with flames, not even remotely funny, beat.
I don’t know about the pop cans. If it were a bed with a bunch of cans on it I would think, oh! A non-funny joke. Then in a manner of 2 minutes I would have them in a recycling bin and TADA! Taken care of.
Not really a case for calling someone a massive cun+ and hating them. I would save that for the guy who pukes in your closet, or shits your bed at a party.
Oh that cuts me deep. Nothing to do now but run off with the circus. Although I do take consolation in the fact that I still have enough wits about me that I save important swear words to use for emphasis, rather than every day language. It’s what separates me from, say, you^
But thanks for trying to get a reaction.
mastodons who fail to appreciate the subtle beauty of a comment liberally laced with casual profanity can fucking suck my dick for being uptight assholes and wasting my internet on your cunting bullshit.
^not even that. it just looks like a retard trying to use l337.
there is not ONE (<-!) single person who doesn’t read ‘fuc+’ or ‘cun+’ as FUCK and CUNT.
so why not just spell them correctly, you stupid, hypocritical fucking walrus?
surely you must realise how terribly fucking wrong you are when flamies is the only one backing you up…
wtf? you’re the poor uptight bitch who can’t fucking swear properly. So what bizarre fucked-up leap of non-logic thereby makes you imagine me to be angry?
i find your idiocy hilarious – not aggravating – you’re not quite stupid enough to be truly aggravating.
on the borderline, sure, but not quite there.
Oh I can swear as much as the next lard-assed jerkwad, but why? There are so many other words to use.
The first time I typed cun+ I had to use it in context, to repeat what the original post was about. Then I spelled shi+ because I thought it was funny. It’s allowed.
I imagine you to be angry because the italics and emboldened words are what all the other grannies on your favorite Gardening website do when they get mad.
Also, I can spell swear words correctly and I also know that a new sentence starts with a capital letter.
really? “…because the italics and emboldened words are what all the other grannies on your favorite Gardening website do when they get mad.”?
how does that even make sense? to your narrow, boring, stunted little world, perhaps.
the one whereby you imagine this website to be held up as some shining beacon of Formal Literature – and not what it actually is (you stupid, stupid bitch) which is PROSE. which follows NO rules of Formal Literature.
You, cuntbag, are a boring, sanctimonious sow, with no more right to live on this green earth than a weasel! Good Day to you!