It seriously looks like he only has muscles in the one arm, the other is puny, the aformentioned lack of pcs, no six pack to speak of, and a shit beard. It looks like he has shaved under his arms also.
Worse than the radiating pit is the fact he has photoshopped his muscles. You can tell because the door frame is wobbly where the grow/shift filter has been applied. In reality, the door frame is straight! The light switch is also distorted where he has enlarged his right (our left) arm.
Ugh, why are people too dumb to turn the fucking camera around and take a normal looking picture? You’re in front of a mirror. Hold the camera phone in front of you, line up the shot by looking at the reflection in the mirror, and when it’s where you want it, smile (or comb out your Mennonite beard and thrust out that pouty lower lip while puffing up your flabby, pockmarked gopher cheeks like our man here) and take the goddamn picture! So at least then people will think you have friends and don’t spend your evenings fanning your pits, admiring your shit tattoo, and editing your pics for muscle tone in a vain attempt to try and hide the fact that you have the build of a 9 year old girl.
@squid, 2nd that. lol, nine year old girl. Or you could set the camera on something, look to see where it’s pointed, set the timer, go stand there and pose. When you have nothing better to do than take pictures of your self, you could do a few and pick the best one. Nice pic, no retart*edness. Unless you lack the understanding of what is cool, then, “Yes, buddy” happens.
Yeh, this definitely checks all the uber-chump boxes in my books…
Photos taken in front of a mirror really aren’t that cool, and it’s not clever…
this is some of the poxiest photoshopping I have ever had the displeasure of being privy to… he used the liquify tool particularly badly, bulging around the infamous bicep area could’ve been prevented on the doorframe if he wasn’t so chromosomally deformed… but alas… I can’t figure out why the light switch bulges in… and as for the rays of darkness, are they to distract from the fact that this guy has done a really bad job of convincing us that he has muscles and his parents aren’t guilty of incestuous relations…?
His tatt sucks and his faced looks like an atavistic train wreck… I really want to believe this fuck head is from a different species to me…
If we look at this photograph from a purely technical point of view it is fundamentally boring. Do not even get me started on his lacklustre use of Photoshop… I’m pretty sure Adobe (yes, the entire company) would cringe.
lol tee hee heee heee. This is just so wrong, on so many levels. Dude can photoshop a heavenly blast of light eminating from his bicep all he wants, he is the only one worshipping it. And trust, he is worshipping his guns enough for ALLLL of us. *snicker* snort*
Your logic is flawed… People’s names along with pictures are made public all the time… Celebrities, criminals, even people that are arrested as a “suspect” and there is no proof of any wrongdoing… and almost no one finds a problem with this. Why do you feel this is a problem? what is so special about this circumstance?
I don’t think so… This might almost be forgivable if he had been in a five day drunken stupour and woke up with no memory of taking a picture of himself, photoshopping in musculature and light rays and uploading it onto Facebook.
Much better would be legislation that prevented douchebag uploads.
Are you a douchebag? Y/N.
If Y, delete photo, slap self.
It’s all in good fun to laugh at the picture, but posting his name is unnecessarily harsh. The point of this site is to laugh at anonymously submitted photos of anonymous people. That’s the reason they blur out their face and name, you retard. The difference between this site and the media is people are featured on this site for the purpose of humor as opposed to being ‘news’. In short: fuck off and die.
@ben the problem with douches is that they are blissfully unaware of their own douchosity and therefore would never answer your suggested prompts correctly. Legislation:FAIL but it was a nice thought for a moment. I am going to spend just a moment pondering what a boring day I would be having if we lived in a doucheless universe.
@kdconnection: I am not going to call you names or curse you out because I understand your excitement at seeing this kid here and finding out many people agree with your assesment of him, it is still bad form to name him.
Reply all: I do realize it was the wrong thing to do… I had a lapse in judgement and yes, Yaya… I did get excited but you’re right, it’s still no excuse for it.
If I could have edited that post I would have, but the site won’t let me. it’s there for good.
(and yes, I do realize that by posting this comment I will receive more replies insulting me, I’m not an idiot… I just had a lapse of judgement and got overexcited and I totally deserve all the insults that are forthcoming)
The best thing about this is that I can see him snapping the pic, sitting down at his computer and photoshopping it, the whole while thinking to himself, “Oh man, this is gonna be
SAH-WEET! I bet a really hot chic is gonna see this and just instantly fall for me and my sweet, sweet bod.”
@all the people who raged at kdconnection for mentioning photostops’ first name.
Are you all blind or are you just genuinely imbeciles?Yes they blur the last name to preserve anonymity, but his first name is up in the top left corner above the photo, for fucks sake. How has she revealed some big secret if it’s written right there for all to see? Kdconnection apologised for a suspected wrongdoing, perhaps it’s time for you to do the same?