#1: I’m gonna go with the fish.
#2: Always one scheming bitch in the hen party, isn’t there?
#3: I can also see ‘fr0m’ your PICTURE that you were fucking high. How ’bout that?
#4: Maybe she should be Aubree BRIE, ’cause she’s obviously a freakin’ cheese-bag.
1. Shit, that was his heart beforehand? How has he not died?
ALSO xD I love that there’s this wonderful message about their love under the title ‘The Wife and I’. The only people you hear refer to them as ‘The Wife’ are men down the pub rolling their eyes and going ‘The wife was banging on about how I never do anything around the house, so I came down here instead…’
2. I like to think that this picture was made by the girl who’s ‘saying’ freinds forever, after the girl who’s ‘thinking’ things will change like, slept with her boyfriend or something.
But then again, I don’t want to think that, because it just makes them more annoying.
3. Fuck you. Get out. First of all, why has he put lyrics from the most depressing artist in the entire world over a picture of him? And second, why has he done random shit like changing some o’s to 0′s, and the line ‘will last till the end’ to ‘wilNast till the end’? :S I never thought anybody could make James Blunt worse, but I was wrong.
Derrick, what a sissy!!! His wife reminds him of a shoe. Is she really that ugly?
second pic, of course things will change, all four of them look like skanks.
Third pic, the guy looks gay, no straight guy would take a picture like he did, and rip-off james blunt.
fourth pic, 90% bitch? Well she does look scruffy looking like a dog; and is 10% human, because she has thumbs.