Thursday, September 22, 2011

PhoNo!

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  1. Export Gold.. wonder if it’s as good as Molson Export. I venture a ‘no’.

  2. It bothers me that she missed ‘clasic’.

  3. it bothers me as well…

  4. I love how she spelt “jalapeno” wrong when spell checking the menu. Smooth move stupid.

  5. Wow, that girl has a really hairy arm!!!!!! I can’t believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. It’s jalapeño (or jalapeno), not jelopino.

  7. Sorry, britt, my eyes skimmed over your comment.

  8. Export gold tastes like one of the finest, most finely honed, micro-brewed craft beers,

    after it has passed through a syphilitic camel, twice…

    Steinlager much the same, and Kumara’s are sweet potatoes if anyone is wondering…

  9. I like that with the wine selection it looks like they were thinking “…Sauvignon blanc…not even gonna try…SB, they’ll get it. Chardonnay, ah goddammit…”

    Also people who can’t spell shouldn’t correct other people’s spelling.

  10. Spelling Nazis – kill yourself. You are the newest edition to the irritations of modern life.

  11. Oh, the irony ^^…. 1. Hilarious. 2. Hilarious ’cause the corrections are wrong. Only thing worse than people who can’t fucking spell are people who can’t spell and don’t know it. Know your role. 3. Awesome! lol

  12. Dragonfly; It’s not being a spelling Nazi when one acts like a pretentious twat by correcting someone’s spelling and then said correction being horribly wrong, then pointing out said horribly wrong correction.

  13. Jesus Christ, “spelling Nazis?” Really? You spell something right, or you spell it wrong.

    I guess that while it’s really depressing that there are people like dragonfly in the world who bitch that people spell correctly, there’s some small consolation in the fact that it’s only idiots.

    More depressing, though, is that there are just SO many idiots.

  14. @twinn: It took me a second but that’s not her arm… there’s someone lying down (I’m assuming a guy) and those are his legs in front of her. His left knee is in the bottom right of the picture.

  15. If you want to correct somebody’s spelling, make damn sure you know how to spell yourself.

  16. By the way, did nobody notice the big hairy indian fellow with a laptop sticking out of his ass? Funny as hell!

  17. I once fucked a hairy bird like the one in the first photo…Oops nope sorry.. It was my dad.. I once fucked my hairy dad.

  18. Bring_back_fingering

    You’re not special – everyone’s fucked your hairy dad

  19. Everyone’s hairy dad has fucked me. Seriously, there’s a whole internet series about it.

    It’s called Daddy Day Care (I only operate between 09:00-16:30, with 45 mins for a non-liquid lunch)

  20. This is an outrage!

    I know I’m special because my hairy dad used to whisper into my ear that I was a ‘special boy with a special secret’ during my bed time wank.

  21. Bring_back_fingering

    He only wanked you? Lame

  22. That bitch with the huge head and insane rictus in the first pic scares the shit out of me.

  23. Well, she’s clearly smothering the second chick’s body.

  24. Those are clearly some guy’s hairy legs coming out of jean shorts in the photo and not the girl’s arm.

  25. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I guess Grace doesn’t have mushroom in her heart for tolerance of other people’s failings. Get it? Because “mushroom” is one of the words she corrected, and it said “muchroom”. It’s a pun, or play on words. Oh, the long winter evenings just fly by.

  26. “dragonfly September 22nd, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Spelling Nazis – kill yourself. You are the newest edition to the irritations of modern life.”

    The word is “addition”, genius. Take your own advice.

  27. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Also, proper nouns (i.e. names) should have a capital letter, dragonfly. What are you, stup..oh….wait….never mind.

  28. That’s definitely a knee, not a shoulder. Nice angle, though. Wonder if they planned that shot.

    Anyone who puts that many spelling errors on a menu has no business in the restaurant business. It’s just plain unprofessional.

    And finally…wtf, dude? Just get a damn mp3 player, don’t stuff your lappy down your ass crack! And clean that air conditioner…looks like it’s growing something sentient.

  29. Hmmm looks like Gurpreet is cooking a delicious curry.

  30. dragonfly, bad spellers are also an irritation to us, spelling nazis… so, we are even.

  31. Last one so funny

  32. First one is obviously shopped. Unless she has some hairy medical condition.

    Last one, oh, ghetto people make me laugh so much!

  33. Wow @Keona, just… wow. Obviously it’s someone else’s knee, but the angle is perfect to make it look like her arm.

  34. Hey, I love Gurpreet’s curry… And I love the music that comes out of his ass when he serves it… And his towel flatters the laptop in his ass, too.

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