Cullen has a good point, even if that is his aunt. Heard a song the other day called underwear goes inside the pants.
One paragraph stuck by me : Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity.
They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
The other day I was out car shopping and I saw an awesome red jaguar sitting in the same lot as a blue plymouth barracuda. I was confused at the correlation but I ended up getting a shiny Dodge Neon instead. I know, I know… horrible choice, but I transport animals for a pet shop that I work at and I’d rather not have any incidents. I’d hate to take a corner at 60 mph and look in the back to see a green monkey vomitting all over my seats. My Neon can take corners like a pro, though… in fact, I call it my “silver snake”, because it’s so good at handling the road…. and because it’s silver.
In fact, just last week I had a purple parrot escape and tore a hole in the dash board. I would’ve been SUPER pissed, if it had been a jaguar.
BTW, did you know that Iguanas can’t change into orange for some reason? It’s the only color they can’t mimic properly… so you’ll never see an orange iguana…
Well, I’ve rambled about nonsense long enough. If you actually read this entire post, then you’ve got more GUTS than most. In fact, What Would You Do if I Double Dared you to read it again? Now you might not know what I’m doing here, but Think Fast and let me know if you get a Brainsurge and are able to Figure It Out. I’m sure if you try, you’ll be able to Get The Picture. I’ve now challenged you and your only response should be “You’re On! I’ll definitely Make The Grade!”. You always talk like that, you Wild and Crazy Kids!
Father Sha, don’t pretend you weren’t already looking… But I vaguely remember that song, who sang it again…?
Teeda, who is Gina? If you mean Gma, I’d be guessing if she can’t get a decent leg spread on or get out of bed then facebook just isn’t a high priority for her. Disowning fuckhead grandkids and screwing them out of their inheritance however…
mcowles: dunno if you were serious about iguanas turning color or not… but iguanas do turn the color orange during breeding season, and there is a mutation strand of orange iguanas…..
on the other hand i think you were thinking about chameleons.. because iguanas don’t normally change color out of breeding season…though chameleons can turn an orangery color, or have orange highlights surrounding other colors.. but i cant be certain if i ever saw one fully orange.. hmmm
That’s interesting. I don’t actually know anything about chameleons/iguanas. I was just referencing the 6 team names of Legends of the Hidden Temple (Green Monkeys, Red Jaguars, Silver Snakes, Blue Barracudas, Purple Parrots, and Orange Iguanas).
I didn’t realize until after I posted, that I was thinking of chameleons, when I described the color changing thing, haha.
That’s weird that iguanas turn orange during mating season, and that was a team name on a children’s game show. I bet someone did it on purpose, thinking “no one will know that these kids are on the Horny Reptiles team! Mwahahahaha!”
Nowadays they show nothing but cartoons. The censorship people would simply say “You Can’t Do That on Television!”, if they tried to have another show like Salute Your Shorts. Meh… this isn’t working, so I’ll just say that I also enjoyed Hey Dude and Are You Afraid of the Dark? haha.
I think Ana has an Indiana Jones fetish. Aside from that I have the square root of fuck all of an idea about what she is talking about. She sounds freaky, but the traditional roses and chocolate route seems so much easier than gargoyles, spiders lairs and pits of despair.
“OMG, it was the FUNNIEST THING! Gramma was trying to get through her daily tasks and not rely on others to help her when she fell and BROKE her HIP!! AHAHAHA!! OMG, LOL, then, she couldn’t reach the phone? and like, she almost died? WOOOOO, I can’t stop LAUGHING!!”
@mcowles, I agree. I forced to spend most weeknights and weekends with the TV either glued to Nickelodeon or Disney, (my son is 3 and LOVES it) I’m sick of those shows! I found myself singing the theme song to the one the other day while washing dishes. It was a sad, sad day and I still get shit from the man of the house!
I like watching cartoons with my son… When I get home from work and need to relax I will watch either spongebob, chowder or johnny test with him… Either that or he has friends over and I get attacked when I get home… Anyways unless there is a football or college basketball game that I want to watch then I let the wife and kids have the TV… So its usually on cartoon network, nick, food or those E shows
i love jenn’s, even if she meant it to be mean it’s still hilarious…lol! and i have to wonder if victoria is trying to be funny or not…if she’s serious then cullen definitely has to come back with a ftw kind of comment, because the rest of us were all thinking the same! can’t look at that pic without the fat lady taking over it
That LotHT story just made my freakin week! I tip my hat to you, and now I am off to netflix to relive my childhood through whichever of these series they have available!
(I’m keepin my fingers crossed for Hey Dude)
Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts were probably tied for my favorite.
I still smile when I think of man-eating cacti and
Chorus of Kids: “Camp Aniwana, we hold you in our hearts! And when we think about you, it makes me wanna fart”
Counselor Kevin “Ug” Lee: “It’s ‘I hope we never part’ – Now get it right or pay the price!”
Damn, I’m gonna have to get some torrents going tonight. I mean…. legally obtain some nostalgic television.
@mcowles – No one else has ever heard of it either – apparently the show was only beamed directly into my young brain and no where else. Turkey TV was basically sketch comedy for kids. A little more mature than You Can’t Do That On Television (which I also loved!), but not at the SNL levels (most of the time).
Thus began my love of sketch comedy and obsession with Canadian sit-coms (Corner Gas, anyone?).
My only problem with Samantha’s post (other than she’s pregnant and she’s a fan of getting drunk) is that she took the pictures in the bathroom with the toilet lid up. Put the lid down, people. It’s common sense. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing in the toilet, it’s in bad taste to leave the lid/seat up when taking bathroom pictures. Urgh!
Kids in the Hall!! Just bought the second season…consistently hilarious and satisfying.
It’s official. You have impeccable taste – you and all of these other commenters that have brought up literally every single one of my favorite shows as a youngster.
(Well, except for Gargoyles and Batman: The Animated Series…but cartoons like that take it a whole other direction, so I’ll let that slide);)
I’m pretty sure it’s just in bad taste to take a picture in a bathroom, regardless of whether the lid was up or down. But that may just be my own crazy opinion!
I’ll admit, I’ve taken a pic of myself in the bathroom before, but you see the door or the towel rack in the background, not the nasty ass toilet. Maybe the way my bathroom is built, but I still think it’s gross when people take bathroom pics of themselves with the toilet in the background.
Now I know I’m fucking old, yall are talkin xmen and animaniacs and I’m thinkin bout transformers and thundercats…. And kids in the hall was the shit, brain candy still makes me laugh my balls off to this day
So it’s really from that horrible gameshow.. I watched it just once, and regretted.
But I’m okay with Woody, but not with Thundercats, Animaniacs alright! But the best shows on TV during my childhood were Oggy and the Cockroaches, The Wacky World of Tax Avery (I think most of the episodes are redundant to one another, but it made my mornings!), and Crayon Shin-chan.
I’m glad you could find true love in such a topsy turvy world
Best friends sounds good to me. Wanna go play laser tag this weekend?
Did anyone watch some nostalgic television last night? I was super busy so I didn’t get a chance to do more than youtube the theme song for Cowboys of Moo Mesa, haha. This weekend’s goal: Watch at least 2 episodes of Gargoyles, 1 episode of Hey Dude, and 5-10 episodes of Animaniacs/Tiny Toons/X-Men and maybe some Kids in the Hall.
It’s gonna be a busy weekend… and a super lazy one, it seems.