Canadians are so awful with their health care system and politeness. The average Canadian will give you the shirt off their back and they don’t even need to know you. FYI, it’s not because of the Blue Jay wear. Chick in the right corner, finger up nose. Thank you for your time.
There’s no way it’s because of that dude barely in the picture that’s picking his nose. It has to be because of fat canadian girls. or maybe average canadian girls? IDK i’ve never been so I don’t know canadian expectations.
T1000: I always thought Canadians were Americans, North Americans to be precise. Why then should they loathe them? The ones I’ve met have quite likeable: similar to people from the States, but more polite.
talk to any urban ausfailian and they say pretty much the exact same shit that made everyone start hating the yanks back in the 80′s.
Last week, I had my ear chewed off for 10 minutes by some over-stuffed soccer mum telling me how awful her life was. Her house was too big and too hard to clean and how it sure made her sad.
I told her that 30,000 people die of starvation everyday, and that she was a fat, sheltered sow who needs to get some real problems. I went on to suggest she should contract stomach cancer, post haste. She stopped talking to me after that.
Too funny. So much jealousy in the world from you non-Americans. So many strive to become Americans; still insanely long waiting lists to get in the country legally, and even more so illegally. Bailed half of your countries out of whatever shit you got into (try all of Europe during WWII).
Yes, you’ll never admit to your jealousy, of course, but deep down inside your socialist hearts, you know it’s true.
Yes, Americans just suck. But you’re all asses and cockbags.
I’m Canadian and I think our reputation as being super nice and approachable and all that is complete and utter bullshit. I’m from Toronto and the place is as self-serving, status-obsessed, rude, cold, and sterile as anywhere on the planet. You can go days without a stranger speaking to you. I just haven’t experienced this Canadian welcomeness, but if it makes my international travels easier because of that reputation, so be it. I’ve found Americans, in general, to be much nicer than Canadians.
no. i’m upset because ‘just shove a cock in it’ is a crappy way to deal with life’s problems.
also;- you didn’t see this corpulent hose-beast. i doubt even you’d be able to stay hard. and i just know you’ve swashbuckled some serious sea-monsters during your distinguished career as an internet liar.
Oh, dear, but you’re wrong. Shoving my wooden phallus in lifes problems is a GREAT way of dealing with them. You see, the beauty in all of this is that my penis is made of wood, honestly I figured you would have guessed that, most pirates have wooden appendages of some sort, ya know? But, all swashbuckling aside, in my well established position as Captain, one of my greatest, and most recent of accomplishments was installing Wi-fi on my awesome fucking ship!