Friday, May 14, 2010

PhoDOH Time!

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  1. spongebob in the house

  2. And I’m sick of the Klowns/jugglers/retards etc.

  3. I never get sick of failed tattoo’s! They are my fav! Well, that and the ones where kids parents comment

  4. chinese baby bok choy… yum

  5. Is spongebob peepin so titays??

  6. *some

  7. The guy in the first picture couldn’t spell “impossible” but he managed to write the sentence in the subjunctive? Wow.

    Public bathroom pictures are always classy.

  8. no punctuation at the end of the sentence? How am I supposed to know if that’s a statement, question, or sarcasm?

  9. I remember when chinese babies were only $5.95 a pop.

  10. Wow, I stared at that Spongebob picture for about five minutes, still didn’t get it, then scrolled down into the comments and got it.
    That’s awful. Really? You call that a PhoDOH? :P

  11. What the hell possesses people to shoot a self portrait of any kind in the bathroom?! All I can think is, “Really. You had to make a doot, and couldn’t bear to just focus on that task for 2 minutes?”.

    I also suspect that the people who photograph themselves in the public bathroom are the ones who don’t use soap to wash their hands when done.

  12. It took me awhile to get the spongebob photo too.

  13. Spongebob is staring at the chicks boobs? or am I missing something?

  14. #2 isn’t really funny or lame. now if there was a comma after “baby” or a price next to “bok choy and black mushrooms” it might have been funny.

    and who knew there where so many illiterate tattoo “artists?”

    oh, and the tat photo in the john. REALLY!

  15. Believe and act as if it were impossable to fail, and git tatoos like it were impossable to spel.

  16. Spongebob is clearly thinking “No way am i fucking that saggy titted monstrosity”

  17. yourmotherfucker

    how does tatooee and tattooer not see these mistakes?…also i feel bad for squarepants.

  18. There are black juggalos now?

  19. ThinkingInPictures

    I think we’ve gone through this before, but tattoo artists ink exactly what you ask for. If it’s spelled wrong, they spell it the way you did. It’s policy for most. You’re supposed to check it first. Most of my friends who are artists would ask about it if they noticed, but they wouldn’t feel too bad about it if they forgot. It’s going on your body, your responsibility to make sure it’s spelled right ;)

    How do they know something isn’t an inside joke or whatever? Besides, the huge number of idiotic tattoos that people get ON PURPOSE make it really difficult to weed out the people that are being dumbshits by accident.

  20. @ Jaz, yup. fitting her name is Niwizzal, no? off the heezy fo sheezy.

  21. Huh. That chicken with chinese baby pic is mine. Not sure who posted it. But ya, the Bok Choy did have a price, it just got cut off in the picture. So there was a legit item for baby.

  22. Didn’t get the Spongebob one at first either… lol

    Juggalos/lettes will always be lame. I will never understand how they are perceived as cool to anyone.

  23. the tree tattoo looks like an old anorexic corpse with a flower head and hands.

  24. whilst i agree it’s your responsibility to not be a fucktard and spell the simplest of words incorrectly, there should be some sort of tattooist code..in the event of a misspelled tattoo…
    ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS INKED ON YOUR BODY FOR LIFE? SURE? SURE SURE SURE?
    Then he can commence the tattoo.

  25. Niwizzal looks like she has dog legs/paws intersecting across her face. I know it is probably meant to be a cross but really looks like snoopy giving the cross-arm middle-finger.

  26. Black mushrooms? racists!

  27. Correct use of the subjunctive in #1 just makes his f up funnier.

  28. sarahmargeurite

    Whoop whoop!

  29. Chinese Chicken with Baby Bok Choy. Not really a fail… somebody is just too dumb to realize that the name continues. And if Bok Choy was a separate dish, Chinese Chicken w Baby would have a description duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gawd

  30. What is with the crazy clowns? Is this that same chick who had some ICP stuff up here a while ago?

  31. Juggalos! Has anyone seen the Miracles video by ICP?? It is one of the biggest “musical” failures to have ever graced this planet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

    “F**king rainbows, after it rains,
    there’s enough miracles here to blow your brain”

    You can’t make this stuff up, people.

  32. Clearly, Spongebob likes Brittney for her personality.

  33. MsBuzzkillington

    I am shocked at how many tattoos are spelled wrong. I mean to have one person think that it is spelled “impossable” fine, whatever. But for no one else to catch it? The tattoo artist didn’t see anything wrong with it? There was no double checking?

    All tattoo shops should come with a dictionary. Look up the spelling first. Tattoo next.

  34. Grammar Police

    Spongebob has to like Britney for her personality, as it’s certainly not for her rack!

  35. The last pic looks like a poorly done KISS tribute thing, minus Gene Simmons.

  36. TylerDurdenUMD

    1-If that were a friend of mine I would beat him every day to within an inch of his life.
    2-Yawn
    3-Spongebob needs better taste in chubbers.
    4-Kind of funny, but whatever.
    5-Kill them with fire. It’s the only way.

  37. lol

  38. I actually thought the SpongeBob one was a bit cute. Not funny or lame. Just…Aww, how cute that the picture lined up that way.

    Probably because I’m a deeply deranged individual.

    Or maybe SpongeBob just thinks there are some sea urchins under there. I don’t know.

  39. @ MsBuzzkillington

    They really should and a sign that states they will not be held responsible for stupid peoples mistakes.

  40. side note:

    I have the cover to Velvet Underground’s debut album (minus the Andy Warhol signature) tattooed on my right bicep. So it’s just a banana and the words “peel slowly and see.”

    Anyway, every time Lamebook posts a misspelled tattoo, I look down to make sure mine’s spelled correctly.
    I don’t know why I do that.

  41. _isglory, well you have good taste in music, I’ll give you that.

  42. CommentsAtLarge

    I picture Yvonne (tree tattoo) like she’s in one of those Microsoft “then I had an idea” commercials. She’s on the throne, makes the idea face, string music comes up, then she whips out her phone and snaps a shot of her tat mid-deuce.

    Suppose we should just be glad it wasn’t a video complete with sound.

  43. Hey now, I’ve got other qualities. I hope.

  44. prolefeedprocessor

    Doubly-lame juggalette in the last picture couldn’t even be bothered to come up with an original crappy name, so she just leeched off of a Batman villain.

  45. …which was leeched from an Agatha Christie novel.

  46. Eh, to me, they still look like KISS wannabes on a very bad day.

    As for Juggalos… send out the clowns.

  47. Calvin calling her out about the public toilet made me laugh out loud.

  48. “There’s magic all up in this bitch”

    How did anyone take them seriously with gems like that?

  49. I work at a Tattoo Studio. It is not the tattooers responsibility to ensure proper spelling. I am a Tattooer, not a fu*king English Teacher! It is our company policy to have each client write out exactly what they want, we then use that reference to design the tattoo. There are several opportunities for the client to check, double check and even triple check spelling before it becomes permanent.
    @ #33 I do have a dictionary, it came with the shop.
    @ #39 All clients are required to fill out a “Legal Release Form.” Basically a fancy way of saying “We aint responsible for your mistake dummy.”
    In closing, don’t blame the Tattooer, blame the retard who believes any thing is impossible

  50. Where is that restaurant? I’m in the mood for Chinese baby.

    Spongebob, you’re so naughty. I like that.

  51. Chicken with chinese baby, seasoned with ground black people?

  52. typewritermachine

    As per the last picture, I thought the whole ICP thing was forever left in the 90′s. Why then am I seeing them everywhere now? Is it like when, in the 90′s, everyone thought shit was “groovy” and wore giant bell bottom jeans with peace signs on the ass again as if the 70′s was attacking? Is it like that?
    Oh the horror.

  53. MachineGun Monica

    @ Kingoffools I also work at a tattoo shop. We actually go that extra mile and have the person SIGN a copy of the lettering being used on the tattoo and it gets stapled to their release form. That protects us so we are in NO WAY responsible for any misspelled words or names.

    On a side note people…It is called a TATTOO not a TAT and you are getting TATTOOED, not INKED. Grr, this angers me so much!

  54. @MachineGun Monica

    Indeed. I have a tramp stamp TATTOO, and irregardless of what other people say, it is only occasionally a repository for semen.

    I also have a tongue ring, and supposably this means I suck cock. That couldn’t be closer to the truth. Some folks just can’t handle my individuality, but I could care less.

  55. MachineGun Monica

    You know what else pisses me off?? Tribal armbands and “Kanji”…you know, if you’re getting something permanently drawn on your body at least try to be a little more creative.

  56. MachineGun Monica

    Awww, Soup…you make me lol. I lol’d so much that I actually lol’d in my pants. Then I had to take them off and lol them in the washing machine. Now they smell fresh and full of lol!

  57. So…you like me? Can we remove your lol pants and have internet sex now? I would rofl your world. No, that doesn’t work. I’d tl;dr you all night until we both screamed ftw! Then I’d be all smiley face, but you’d get a look at me in the daylight and you’d be all sad face, but that’s ok, because I internet nailed you and brb…

  58. MG monica; you sure someone as hate filled as you should be allowed to be around tattoo paraphernalia?

  59. I ruv roo Soup! But I hate juggalos or jiggalos or whatever they’re called.

  60. Yvonne ate some Chicken with Chinese Baby and then had to drop the kid off.

  61. @Monica do you speak Kanji? Cause I was looking to get the word cocksucker tatted on my arm, or maybe a tribal suit-case… I don’t know i just want some new Ink.
    You know what pisses me off, Scratchers, kitchen-magicians, guitar-string heroes and people who try to low ball you for a price. It’s your body this tattoo will be on you permanently, this isn’t Walmart.

  62. oh and Juggalos! I hates them.

  63. MachineGun Monica

    @ kof…soooo freaking funny you happen to mention a “cocksucker” tattoo. We actually just did one last week! It was on the chest of a fantastically, flamboyant gay man named Joey. Aww, Joey, how do I love thee?

  64. MachineGun Monica

    @ Nan

    Hate-filled? A bit harsh, eh? I just happen to be very passionate about body modification. Oh and I hate stupid people. Nothing wrong with that.

  65. I dunno, ‘body modification’ could comprise a lot of things, not sure people would want an angry plastic surgeon cutting them up, for example.
    I imagine you come in to contact with a greater proportion of stupid people in your field of work than in mine so I guess there’s nothing wrong with a bit of aggression…

  66. ugh.. ICP.. gaaaaay.. and the tattoo in the bathroom.. ew.. i mean, i love the flowers, but in a public bathroom? thats just asking for infucktion. *shudder*

  67. Walter Sobchak

    Yeah I haggle at Walmart too.

  68. manchester_girl

    as much as i can understand what some of the other tattoo artists are saying, i do it slightly different.
    i dont want anyone leaving my studio with a dodgy tattoo, whether its a miss-spell or it just looks shit.
    it my name and reputation on the line, so i always check the spelling, even more so if its a word im not entirely sure with myself.

  69. MachineGun Monica
    May 15th, 2010 at 1:40 am
    You know what else pisses me off?? Tribal armbands and “Kanji”…you know, if you’re getting something permanently drawn on your body at least try to be a little more creative.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    You know what pisses ME off?? All those people, getting inked with the English language, in the Latin alphabet, all those common letters and everything. I mean, GAWD, show some ORIGINALITY and CREATIVITY when you’re picking your next tat.

    Pride in your vocation is one thing, but good lord, you’re not doing brain surgery. Get over yourself. How can you be enough in favor of body art, yet so (yes) anger-filled about how people choose to express themselves?

    Seriously, SERIOUSLY, get over yourself. You’re a tattoo artist. In case you hadn’t noticed, your kind is a dime a dozen these days. Sound like you kind of need to brush up on your bedside manner, so to speak.

  70. Harley Quinn? Like…from Batman? Hahaha, wow…wow.

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