Fun fact: Condoms were invented by Lucifer’s minions in order to promote premarital sex and promiscuity.
Abstinence only is the way to go. It’s a shame that we went from (one of my personal heroes) George W. Bush – who slashed condom funding in the 3rd world and public schools and promoted true Christian/American values like chastity and purity – to Barack Obama – who wants to give kids condoms and dildos when they come out of the womb. A true tragedy.
@Yoinks Father – Paris Hilton is a perfect example of the liberal socialist agenda to destroy the youth of America. Promoting a sinner like Ms. Hilton and making her into a pop-culture icon. You know who is a real American icon? Jesus. You’d never see Jesus make a sex tape or snort coke off someone’s breasts.
Jesus was American? That explains a lot. Dan, is it wrong that your posts make me aroused? I always like the ones who are prim and virtuous on the surface because they’re always really wild in the sack.
hey Dan Fargis, maybe if Jesus “did coke off some boobs” and “made a sex tape” more people would like him……….
I know I sure would; he would then be almost (just almost) as cool as myself and Paris Hilton
Hey Danny boy! I just want to point out that the rate of teen pregnancy had been dropping, until this year. Funnily enough, THIS year, funding for abstinence only sex-ed programs went way up. Just like teen pregnancy rates. Coincidence?
@Turkish – Apparently you have not read the Bible thoroughly. It is sinful to not spread the word of God. Sometimes the best places to do that are the places which attract sinners. That’s why you see Jesus’ foot soldiers outside of sporting events and rock concerts. I suggest you re-read your Mark 16:15 – it’s one of the most important, and well known, passages.
hang on a second, your hero is George w. Bush, the same GW that in his childhood snorted coke and problly snorted coke of a few tits aswell……. Please tell me you are kidding me…. Isn’t that what do i call it……. Oh yeah a hypocrite……… The same GW that his family has very…. very lucrutive ties to oil companys in the middle east…… The same GW that INVATED THE WRONG COUNTRY….. Am i hearing this corrctly?