Thursday, July 1, 2010

PhoDoh Time

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  1. STEVER!

  2. I can’t understand a single word on Jamies back.

  3. @Wonderbread -I think Jamie’s back says “Deja Dawn” (going across), “Jason Jerrell” in red and “Isaiah Robert” in green”

    Either way, it’s some hideous ink.

  4. its her kids nams wonda

  5. Deja Dawn..Mason Jerrell..Isaiah Robert..and Mole

  6. Let me deal with this in order.

    0. Who the fuck is Stever?

    1. Singular? Maybe that Richard fella’s girlfriend wrote it.

    2. I laughed. Not much to say here. xD

    3. Whut? I don’t get it, is there any reason why he shouldn’t be Facebooking? It’s not like there’s a ball coming towards the camera, or an adrenaline-fuelled… guy, who just… baseballed the… thing. Shut up, I understand baseball. I do. Shut up.

    4. Red – Masentehhell.
    Pink/purple: Dejasawn.
    Green: Isalahkebert.
    And in gold, Joe. He was born before Jamie started speaking in tongues.

    5. Who the fuck is Stever? Seriously.

  7. fuckin moderation!!!! a anit even sweard

  8. Best church sign ever!

    Also, I’m gonna try Facebooking on the cricket field this summer, if I keep getting banished to fine leg. FINE! I’LL FIELD DOWN HERE LIKE A CHUMP BUT I’LL TAKE MY IPHONE WITH ME!

    What a glorious idea.

  9. As for #1, why did that little child write “I love dick” on the play tunnel? Seems very young to be having those types of sinful thoughts, although with all the hormones in our food these days (thanks to the liberal socialist takeover of the food industry), it’s possible that child is already in puberty.

  10. It took a me a second to get the first one… I need to refine my observation skills :/

  11. Liberal socialists putting hormones in food? Mate, you left your tinfoil hat at home again. Go find it.

  12. @BH – Stever is a Lamebook camper that believes he’s going to become a trendsetter by using “Stever” for first post instead of “Ben”. I’m guessing mom and dad don’t know his webernet habits and haven’t cut him off yet.

  13. The kids names are Deja Dawn (across) Mason Terrel( Red) and Isaiah Robert (green) you can thank me later

  14. Maybe she thought she’d look smart if she did the tattoo in a crossword formation.

  15. maybe if we ignore it it’ll go away (dan fargis…)

    ha that tattoo looks like someone drew it on with gel pens, that woman can’t possibly think that’s a good tattoo..but i’m assuming she has some crooked tribal/butterfly combo for a tramp stamp and a hideous little flower on her ankle with some misspelled song lyric…ew i hate her

  16. @dan_fargis

    “Dick” is a nickname for “Richard.” The child definitely recording his love for a friend or a relative (most likely a step father, if you ask me). For someone who leaves so many comments condemning other people’s faults, your mind sure is in the gutter.

  17. There are drops of some liquid, which I’m sure I don’t want clarified, dripping down her back.

  18. dan its ovius the kid dint rite it it was sum1rote it befor then his mum fort itd be good to tsk foto of him infront of it

  19. Tat in red reads “Mason Terrell”… At least none of her kids is named “Billy Bob Thornton”.

    I also didn’t get the one in gold… maybe just a placeholder for her next child?

  20. Thanks yoink. You really cleared the up, buddy.

  21. @yoink – I’m pretty sure the child wrote it. Look at the smiley face after the word “Dick”. It looks just like the smile on the culprit’s face. He probably won’t be smiling when he is punished by the Lord Almighty for his perverse thoughts.

  22. yoink I don’t think the mom was aware of it, most people would put some kind of caption indicating that. I think the mom just intended this to be a sweet picture of her kid.

    Lol and I’m choosing to believe that it wasn’t intentional because its funnier that way.

  23. dan how fick r u? the kids wat mabe 18 munfs old he cant fuckin rite yet you fuckaroon

  24. yoink is beautiful.

  25. Maybe the kid goes to Holy Shit church.

  26. u mite be rite vj it dus look lik its a kids plygrownd or summink u woodnt egspect it there

  27. Deja Dawn got screwed when it came to her mom picking her name. Jason & Isaiah are both fine and then…Deja?!

  28. @yoink – As I said earlier, the child is most likely advanced due to the hormones that he/she is ingesting in his food. I also enjoy the irony of you accusing someone of not being able to “rite”.

  29. y cant u say wat the kids name relly is wivout modraton?

  30. Holy shit, I’m changing my screen name to fuckaroon.

    That is gold.

  31. dan ur a fucktard u sit ther an jus carry on bein a fucktard makin stuped coments and finkin a babys fuckin gay how sik r u? go play conkas wiv ur sagy bals old man

  32. I think Jamies new tat is read MASON not Jason on that red kids name…it looks more like a scripted capital M. Either way, those kids are fucked in the future.

  33. You can’t force a meme. But I will never get tired of funny church signs. In London a little while ago an Atheist organisation had ads on buses saying “There’s probably no God”, so one church posted next to a bus stop “There’s probably no bus.”

    I respect the class.

  34. I wish I was a fuckaroon. But I can’t really “egspect” that much, can I? ):

  35. @Striper – That’s absolute win right there. Score one for the church. :D

  36. y wud u wana be a fuckaroon? they anit good peple they like dan an noone wants ta be like him

  37. You know what really grinds my gears? When people submit shit from their own page. Like #3.

  38. Striper, I’d heard of the bus (thought it was a kinda arrogant way of getting their view across, fuck Richard Dawkins and his mission to make all atheists look like absolute cockbags) but not the church sign, which I think is awesome xD

    Also yoink and dan_fargis arguing is lame. Take it outside, children.

  39. @yoink – Because it’s fun to say. Fuckaroon, fuckaroon, fuckaroon.

    Now I want a macaroon.

  40. Are fuckaroons anything like macaroons? Those are delicious.

  41. You know, yoink, I still can’t work out what a fuckaroon is. The only mental image I’m getting is Jason Biggs starring in American Macaroon: The Coconutty Caper.

  42. neway i cant wate rownd for dan to reply cus he takes foreva to cum up wiv a cumbak i got betta fings to do an im guna get more acton tonite than the dude had wen he was an alta boy an its evan been yeers sinc he had any that action cos he so replsiv evan the caflic preest didnt wana tuch his pindick lata dudes an dudets!!!

  43. yeah i wan there to be a fuckaroon song wud be awsum looooool latas

  44. What the actual crap is a “caflic preest”.

  45. a peadoefile spanish

  46. Ok what’s up?

  47. OH SNAP someone stole my idea!

  48. Last picture she probably used her kids first and middle names. It’s Mason not Jason. You can see the difference in the lettering from the first one to the J in Jerrell. So it would be Mason Jerrell, Deja Dawn and Isiah Robert.

  49. FUCK YOU D:

  50. It also took me forever to figure out the first one. That should be under “background checks” for those of us who focus on the main subject of the photo. ;) But I hope they arrest that little delinquent. If he’s tagging at his age, imagine what he’ll be doing by three.

    That tattoo is … um… special.

  51. Dueling fuckaroons? Awesome:)

  52. I’ve been to churches were they are filled with Holy Shit instead of the Holy Spirit. Total win.

  53. Been gone a while but very annoyed by this Steverness! Please let him go away and let Ben and Frodo come back.

    Must say the name tattoo is Joe’s best work to date.

    But please someone take out Stever and British Hobo thank you as always.

  54. I laughed pretty loud at the church sign, because I could imagine myself having a wreck if I drove past it. Classic. In high school, my buddies and I switched the letters on a church sign into a message about masturbation. I really wish I could remember what it said….

  55. no really, someone stole my screen name.

  56. People like yoink are why Lamebook exists.

  57. It looks like Jamie’s tat artist used A Wilton Stencil kit on those letters. It’s horrible!

  58. yoink is the reason why i’m here and perhaps you are right Anders!

  59. At some point in the last two days, Lamebook died, and its retarded twin brother took it’s place.

  60. R.I.P.

  61. krasivaya_devushka

    Anit, is that username inspired by yoink?

  62. I feel sorry for her kids.

  63. Is yoink right? Can you really not say one of the kids’ names without getting moderated?

  64. wow, that’s totally lame, Lamebook. So I’ll try again.
    Not that it really matters, but I think the kid everyone has been calling Jason needs his initial changed to M, not J.

    And also, the first one cracked me up just cos I could see Calvin yelling “Short pants touch my feet, ok??” to Hobbes.

  65. krasivaya_devushka

    He is right.
    Mine is being moderated, too.

    I said that it reads M-a-s-o-n T-e-r-r-e-l-l and it’s awaiting moderation.
    Idk if this will?

  66. mmm fuckeroon…is that anything like a macaroon? i love macaroons

  67. This one is too awesome.

    “neway i cant wate rownd for dan to reply cus he takes foreva to cum up wiv a cumbak i got betta fings to do an im guna get more acton tonite than the dude had wen he was an alta boy an its evan been yeers sinc he had any that action cos he so replsiv evan the caflic preest didnt wana tuch his pindick lata dudes an dudets!!!”

    Anyway, I can’t wait around for Dan to reply with a comeback. I have better things to do (than wait for that fuckaroon) and i’m going to get more action tonight than he did as an altar boy (at his church). It has been years since he has been laid because he is so repulsive, even the catholic priests (who are such giving people when it comes to children) wouldn’t touch his pin dick. Later dudes and dudettes.

    Holy Shit!

  68. Yes krasivaya it is!

  69. Jamie: Awful tattoo, but fucking excellent Scrabble score.

  70. I like, teo, I like.

  71. if she names kid #4 Zyzzyva Qwerty, the Scrabble score will go up even higher and they’ll even be valid words!

  72. CommentsAtLarge

    If Jamie’s tat is a crossword, what was the clue for Deja Dawn?
    “1 across – future purveyor of dancing on the pole and/or porn film actress”

  73. @Comments best of all, unlike most strippers and porn actresses there will be no need for a name change!

  74. CommentsAtLarge

    Indeed – plus the bank teller will never wonder what’s with all the dollar bills Deja deposits. Hope the kid never becomes a waitress; most of their tips contain single dollar bills, and she’ll never convince anyone they weren’t a result of dancing.

  75. I love yoink. If there is ever a remake of Trainspotting, I want him in there.

  76. It took me a minute to be sure that Jamie’s tattoo is actually in English.

    Also, the baseball one is just dumb.

  77. pissed my pants reading yoink and fargis..
    yoink you got some skills

  78. M-a-s-o-n Terrell, Deja dawn and Isaiah Robert. And she’s not even black.

  79. Damn, picked my username before I saw “Isalahkebert”. Ah, well.

  80. @ Nuff. just wanted to give you credit for your excellent and especially humorous translation today :)

  81. i registered just to comment on this post. yoink, you are golden, man.

  82. uhhhh, worst tattoo ever? maybe not worst, but it’s noteworthy! ugh.

  83. You know you have too many kids when you can play scrabble with their names. ugh. What kind of names are those anyway?

  84. @shampoo – What kind of names are they? I envision them being chosen using this process:

    Step 1: Get in the car.
    Step 2: Oh shit, the car won’t start.
    Step 3: Call Brittinee
    Step 4: Get a ride to the bookstore.
    Step 5: Find baby name book.
    Step 6: Open to random page.
    Step 7: Close eyes and point at a name.
    Step 8: Repeat steps 6 and 7 to choose middle name.
    Step 9: Change spelling of chosen name, preferably by creating a double-letter ending, eliminating vowels, or adding extra ones (Step 9 is optional, but not recommended).
    Step 10: Go to the liquor store, buy $6 bottle of vodka and get fucking WASTED!!!

  85. Oops…Step 9 should read optional but recommended (or optional but not not recommended for you double negative fans).

  86. #3 reminded me of the fate that befell Owen Meany’s mom. eeek.

  87. Does no-one else think dan_fargis is the funniest guy on here? I’ve never laughed as much as I did after his argument with yoink!

  88. @fuckaroonie

    Thank you! I think he’s funny and was wondering why so many people were hating.

  89. I can’t believe people think it’s serious!

  90. You know, we’ve never seen yoink and dan_fargis together at the same time. :o

  91. That tattoo makes me feel very sick. I may have to lie in the dark for awhile.

  92. lather.rinse.repeat

    When she pops out eight more kids she will have to name them so they correspond with some of the letters on her back, so she can fit them in too.

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