1. Singular? Maybe that Richard fella’s girlfriend wrote it.
2. I laughed. Not much to say here. xD
3. Whut? I don’t get it, is there any reason why he shouldn’t be Facebooking? It’s not like there’s a ball coming towards the camera, or an adrenaline-fuelled… guy, who just… baseballed the… thing. Shut up, I understand baseball. I do. Shut up.
4. Red – Masentehhell.
And in gold, Joe. He was born before Jamie started speaking in tongues.
As for #1, why did that little child write “I love dick” on the play tunnel? Seems very young to be having those types of sinful thoughts, although with all the hormones in our food these days (thanks to the liberal socialist takeover of the food industry), it’s possible that child is already in puberty.
@BH – Stever is a Lamebook camper that believes he’s going to become a trendsetter by using “Stever” for first post instead of “Ben”. I’m guessing mom and dad don’t know his webernet habits and haven’t cut him off yet.
ha that tattoo looks like someone drew it on with gel pens, that woman can’t possibly think that’s a good tattoo..but i’m assuming she has some crooked tribal/butterfly combo for a tramp stamp and a hideous little flower on her ankle with some misspelled song lyric…ew i hate her
“Dick” is a nickname for “Richard.” The child definitely recording his love for a friend or a relative (most likely a step father, if you ask me). For someone who leaves so many comments condemning other people’s faults, your mind sure is in the gutter.
@yoink – I’m pretty sure the child wrote it. Look at the smiley face after the word “Dick”. It looks just like the smile on the culprit’s face. He probably won’t be smiling when he is punished by the Lord Almighty for his perverse thoughts.
You can’t force a meme. But I will never get tired of funny church signs. In London a little while ago an Atheist organisation had ads on buses saying “There’s probably no God”, so one church posted next to a bus stop “There’s probably no bus.”
Striper, I’d heard of the bus (thought it was a kinda arrogant way of getting their view across, fuck Richard Dawkins and his mission to make all atheists look like absolute cockbags) but not the church sign, which I think is awesome xD
Also yoink and dan_fargis arguing is lame. Take it outside, children.
neway i cant wate rownd for dan to reply cus he takes foreva to cum up wiv a cumbak i got betta fings to do an im guna get more acton tonite than the dude had wen he was an alta boy an its evan been yeers sinc he had any that action cos he so replsiv evan the caflic preest didnt wana tuch his pindick lata dudes an dudets!!!
Last picture she probably used her kids first and middle names. It’s Mason not Jason. You can see the difference in the lettering from the first one to the J in Jerrell. So it would be Mason Jerrell, Deja Dawn and Isiah Robert.
It also took me forever to figure out the first one. That should be under “background checks” for those of us who focus on the main subject of the photo. But I hope they arrest that little delinquent. If he’s tagging at his age, imagine what he’ll be doing by three.
I laughed pretty loud at the church sign, because I could imagine myself having a wreck if I drove past it. Classic. In high school, my buddies and I switched the letters on a church sign into a message about masturbation. I really wish I could remember what it said….
“neway i cant wate rownd for dan to reply cus he takes foreva to cum up wiv a cumbak i got betta fings to do an im guna get more acton tonite than the dude had wen he was an alta boy an its evan been yeers sinc he had any that action cos he so replsiv evan the caflic preest didnt wana tuch his pindick lata dudes an dudets!!!”
Anyway, I can’t wait around for Dan to reply with a comeback. I have better things to do (than wait for that fuckaroon) and i’m going to get more action tonight than he did as an altar boy (at his church). It has been years since he has been laid because he is so repulsive, even the catholic priests (who are such giving people when it comes to children) wouldn’t touch his pin dick. Later dudes and dudettes.
Indeed – plus the bank teller will never wonder what’s with all the dollar bills Deja deposits. Hope the kid never becomes a waitress; most of their tips contain single dollar bills, and she’ll never convince anyone they weren’t a result of dancing.
@shampoo – What kind of names are they? I envision them being chosen using this process:
Step 1: Get in the car.
Step 2: Oh shit, the car won’t start.
Step 3: Call Brittinee
Step 4: Get a ride to the bookstore.
Step 5: Find baby name book.
Step 6: Open to random page.
Step 7: Close eyes and point at a name.
Step 8: Repeat steps 6 and 7 to choose middle name.
Step 9: Change spelling of chosen name, preferably by creating a double-letter ending, eliminating vowels, or adding extra ones (Step 9 is optional, but not recommended).
Step 10: Go to the liquor store, buy $6 bottle of vodka and get fucking WASTED!!!