Thursday, April 29, 2010

Personal PhoDOHs!

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  1. Loving the asthma inhaler in #2. Ben

  2. wtf is up with the first pic and comments ?

  3. He took a deep breath and she … well she just took it deep by the look of it

  4. Dizzy_Ballerina

    @ xxMW2xTOKERxx

    I’m thinking someone didn’t put out and someone else is pissed at all the time and effort put into trying to score

    OR

    Someone did put out and found the holy grail to be a bit more like a disposable dixie cup and very bitter about that!

  5. I do hope the couple in the first pic will come on here and fight it out , it’s confusing and i am not even talking about the spelling …

  6. “Prom”? Those two look like they’re in their 30s. Is Quincy bitching about a 15-year relationship that recently ended?

    #4: Sam’s bare ass should be tossed in the can for a few 24 hours; maybe once it’s been Bubba’s love slave it won’t crap all over mother nature anymore.

  7. Yeah, I was thinking they were in their late 20′s or 30′s. Either that or they’ve had a ‘tough life’.

    Not sure about the others though. Still undecided.

    Oh, and nothing wrong with using natures bathroom. :D

  8. Kaoss ? You have gone missing for quite some time on this site …

    Now all we need is Svetlana and zombie kid to complete the lamebook flashback

  9. Nothing like a mother-daughter Dirty V picture to start my day off right.

    I’m serious… that’s great.

  10. ItMightBInteresting

    Whoa.

  11. Yeah, that first one is a riddle. I’d really like to know what was going on. Very entertaining.

    The rest are only funny cuz somebody thought to post them on their pages and they’re kind of mental.

  12. I do miss Svetlana nd Zombie Kid.

  13. yeah number 1 is confusing…

  14. Number two is straight out of Viz’s ‘Up the Arse Corner’.

  15. lol

  16. Yea, WTF Sam, taking a shit in a field?
    Don’t you know what that does to mother nature?
    Couldn’t you hold it until you went to a Starbucks, or McDonald’s and use their restroom?
    That’s the problem with people today, nobody gives a shit about the environment anymore!!!

    I find it quite amusing when you snap a pic of a friend taking a dump in the bush, or taking a piss at the side of the road, and you pull up 20 feet so everyone can see them, while snapping pics! I find that teaches them the importance of caring for the environment, and they hop back into the Hummer, and we step on the gas so we can go to McDonald’s to wash the piss/shit off of their hands, and buy some nutritious food to replace the shit that was just expelled

  17. Number two does look like she’s takin’ it up the ass fo sho.

  18. Paranoid Android

    I take it “Ben’ is now dead in the water now folks? May I suggest we all take a minute and think of our finest ‘Ben’ moments.

    Back to business:-

    1. That shirt hurts.
    2. That shit hurts.
    3. That’s shit.
    4. Shit.

  19. #2 is a #2 entry. It isn’t anything! Why is it here?

    #1 is a mystery. They must have went through a lot of trouble to pretend they went to prom together. I wonder why.

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  21. Paranoid Android

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    If you stare at the wall of ‘Ben’ long enough, you can see the baby Jeebus. True story.

  22. Father Sha and seabea,

    I haven’t been online allot in the last few months, new job = workin allot more :(

    I miss commenting with you all, and those who aren’t here any longer!

    I’ve not seen the whole “Ben” meme, but by the look of that last comment I can only assume freaky Fox is Frodo.

    Ahhh, those were the days…

  23. hehe Jeebus , save me Jeebus

  24. Oh, and the other reason I left for a while was due to LB moderating ALL of my comments, not just those containing ‘retart’ or that idiot’s name…

    Got annoying because I couldnt never have conversations within my comments because it would take a day or two for my comments to show up.

    Bed time for me, good to ‘see’ you Father Sha and Seabea, and all you other crazy fuckers.

  25. I think on the first picture the guy took sympathy on the girl having no prom date, so he let her snap some pictures. Bet he didn’t ever think they’d appear on Facebook for everyone to see. That’s my take on it anyway. Oh and on 3, looks like somebody’s being home schooled(a Knocked Up quote, I’m not claiming it as my own material).

  26. i love malteaser too

    I knew a girl who went pee pee in the wilderness. Turns out that she chose a spot that was nestling lots of baby snakes…and their mother. Don’t ask where she was bitten.

  27. @TheDon

    That was my impression as well. He was just taking some pictures with her and she claimed him as her prom date… maybe just to her parents and the facebook community.

    This obviously pissed him off enough that CAPS were his only recourse.

    Oh, and the second picture is just a couple of old, uncoordinated dancers with a picture while they were twisting and turning… unlucky angle. Not lame, just unlucky.

    Although their dancing is lame, but so is mine, so screw you too!

  28. mcowles , got to admit that the old guy holding the astma medicin combined with the agonised look on the big ones face makes it funny, no ?

    It does not take a filthy mind to link her expression to him sticking it up her bum

  29. @ KAOSS: I still think that the best so far was THE “FUCK OUT MY ANGER” girl. That spun way out of control. Classic Lb.
    The “idiot” was good too.

  30. Malteaser, that would be a totally awesome story if it were true.

  31. @Father Sha

    I find it funny that he’s dancing with an inhaler.

    I also find it funny that she’s doing “the elaine”.

    And maybe the unluckiness of the picture is funny as well… I’m fine with that.

    I also think it’s funny when a man walks into a bar and orders a Diet Pepsi.

  32. Is that a gun in #1? Can’t tell the pic is too dark.

  33. At first I thought with the first one that they hadn’t gone to prom and they had told her parents they were going but sneaked off somewhere else to get laid, so they took a load of fake pictures to back up their ‘prom’ story. But then I looked at the picture and saw how old they are and my theory made no sense? Why would a woman of that age lie to her parents saying she’d gone to prom?

  34. hehe mcowles , men ordering Diet Pepsi aren’t real man = fact.

  35. Taylor and her mom are real classy.

    On an unrelated note, I think we finally scared away the TWSS spammer.

  36. so many captions that could go under #2….

  37. @howdy yes I can think of several captions.

  38. Clearly the girl in the first picture hired a black man to take “prom” pictures with to freak out her “traditional” (code for racist) parents. Quincy regrets taking the pictures because the check bounced.

  39. i love malteaser too

    #30: Hey, what’s not credible about snake getting pissed off/on?

  40. What’s TWSS?

    I wonder how an inhaler puff would feel inside a vagina… reverse queef ftw? or something?

    I guess I could just blow… hmmm.

  41. oh….

  42. I actually did go to that site… and it sucked balls.

    “I was sitting in my backyard with my friend and she was telling me all about her day. She told me that she forgot her umbrella and her hair got wet. TWSS”

    ROFL!!!!!!!! (The F stands for “fuck TWSS is” and the L stand for “lame”).

  43. my comment is awaiting moderation??

    anyways, Allen you are a failure. You suck at life. Get out. Now

  44. Alen002′s timing is more precise than Bruce Lee punching a Swiss clock maker in the balls.

  45. @Soup

    That was pretty creepy… almost like he was signaled by the use of TWSS in here.

  46. i love malteaser too

    Just like we have the highly rated elders here (like most community forums), we should also have our regular, friendly neighborhood spammer. Regular forum spammers are like the weather guy in a news anchor team. Retarded, but essential.
    So, hi Alen002. Do you also have a more retarded partner Alen007 as well?

  47. @mcowles

    Hmmm, so saying something in the comments causes it to happen?
    Titties that dispense beer. Titties that dispense beer. Titties that dispense beer.

  48. (Oh my god!! The legendary Mcowles replied to me!! Act cool and unphased.)

  49. the shocking part of picture #2 is that it is “Sophie’s 21st Birthday Party”

    Clearly, Sophie had a lame 21st birthday if there are two unattractive 50+ grinding.

  50. When I saw the first picture I assumed that the girl wanted to go to some other party on prom night where she’d be snorting cocaine off a dirty table somewhere whilst being fucked by two guys at once… as I assume happens at these sorts of crazy parties… but quite obviously couldn’t tell her parents about it, so got one of the lonely kids without a date to pretend he was taking her.

    Only snag is in this scenario I would have presumed the poor sap pretending to be her date would have been one of the insanely smart loners. Instead she seems to have picked somebody who struggles to remember which words go where in a simple sentence.

    Pretty sure I know the girl in picture 3, and the ‘yessir’ in 4 made me laugh.

  51. hello mother
    hello daughter
    i just popped
    a big fat boner

  52. LOL MOM

  53. Forgive me if I sound “retarted”, but who does the comment moderation, and what trigger a comment to be delayed for moderation?

    I mean, I know that LB isn’t run by soulless robots (they’re all taken up by civil and fed gov’t jobs), but I’m curious to peek behind the curtain. Anyone have the answer as to who the LB Oz is?

  54. @ miss shegas

    cun+ and f@g both will trigger review… those are all i have discovered thus far

  55. slimjayz, now that song is stuck in my head. with your version of the lyrics. thank you.

    And Miss Shegas, my comments were all waiting moderation, but it’s because somewhere on my LB profile I still had my real FB link or e-mail…and it had something to do with that. And privacy or some shit.

  56. Ohhh man, these comments.

    You guys!!! I l’dol.

    Y’all just made my day.

  57. @Miss Shegas

    If you type adm*n, it will also be moderated…

    Certain websites will also (while others don’t)… so it’s best not to post them, or to do something like:

    www (dot) yahoo (dot) com.

    @TheDon

    Not only did I reply to you, but I also agreed 100% with you. Hmmm, then I replied to you again! Right here, at this very moment! It is as special for me, as it is for you, trust me.

  58. @Miss Shegas

    The Powers That Be asked me to be a moderator, but they didn’t give me any instructions. So I just flag random words to confuse people.

  59. @dawn

    haha, l’dol is awesome… I l’dol, just from reading it.

    I always hated the grammatically incorrect “lol’d”… Who laughs out louded?

  60. AGREED.

  61. I am so confused right now.

  62. @29 SeaBee – I had completely forgotten about the fuck out my anger girl! Thanks for reminding me, that was sad but also amazing. Didn’t that entry get taken down?

    @ Miss Shegas – Back in the day you could also get moderated for mentioning the names of people who were banned from here, like the dude who started the ‘retart’ thing. I’ve forgotten his name. It started with an F.

  63. hehe mittens dont mention the F … he might come back to haunt us

  64. LOL MOM!! ROFL…

  65. LOL “Are you taking a dump in the wilderness?”

    What a picture to upload.

  66. Not only does the “prom” couple look like they’re in their 30s but the 21st birthday girl looks rather middle-aged.

  67. LOL, spam is lame! I just found a site that’s like taking a dump in the wilderness, but instead has a picture of Alen002. It’s really funny! Just google alenlovescock and the site should come up as the first result.

  68. @soup i wouldn’t be surprised. i had a perfectly fine post the other day that was awaiting moderation. i mean of all the posts that should be moderated, that wasn’t one of them.

  69. Sorry Father Sha, I was not using my brian. I shall not speak of it again. That was a dark time in Lamebook history..

  70. dont flex (o) yourself mittens hehe

  71. Holy shit, me thinks I just got modded!

    Soupy, I replied to you, and commented on the address your name associates you with. I come back through to see what’s up, and no Miss Shegas reply to Soup. That is heavy, man. Meta, even.

    Ah, eff it; I’ve got to complete these stupid sales tax returns anyhow.

  72. Im always up for laying down some grade A quality fertilizer on mother nature. She loves that shit.

  73. I saw the word C go through unmoderated the other day, I think it was on the post where everyone was commenting about a day for pot and screwing.

    I thought I was seeing things at first, but it went through!
    The guy commenting wrote an alternative, and said he was being moderated, and the next minute, his original comment came through, above the other one.
    True story.

    As for this post, gotta love a black man called Quincy.

  74. Miss Shegas, I work in mysterious ways. I’m fairly certain that the link in my name got changed at some point for reasons I’m not privy to. It’s like getting blindsided with a pie to the face.

  75. @ soup

    pie to the face… thats what she said!!! speaking of thats what she said I found this great site with thats what she said moments… just google alen is a twat and it will come up

  76. Yes I’m right just checked back.

    It was on the post “A shatty situation”. last Friday 23rd April.

    The C word in all its glory.

  77. LOL Dixie.

    I just came back to this thread and can’t believe that d-bag, Alen spammed his spammy spam right after my comment. He’s like thread herpes.

  78. Soup makes raging alcoholism fun.
    Slim, I looked it up and all I got was gay porn, the twss link was at the bottom of the page.

  79. But to be fair nuff, it’s pretty fun on its own, too.

  80. Amen Miss Shegas.

  81. Well I’ve typed in the C word, to see what happens.

    Of course it awaiting moderation at this point, but we’ll see if it comes through later like it did for the commenter on that other post.

  82. Miss, it’s always more fun in groups though. I haven’t quite upgraded to raging alcoholism yet though, I’m still a part-time alcoholic. I need to save the rest of that beer money for hockey.

  83. nuff, I have a fridge full of beer, and I’m not afraid to use it.

  84. *jealous* all I’ve made recently is my 4 person beer bong, and damn does it ever work well. Next project is the balcony beer bong. Though there’s nothing quite like a bonfire, guitars and passing around the chrondigs on a weekend with a few beers. Which reminds me, mine starts tomorrow, w00t. Smoke’n'Poke!

  85. Well looks like it ain’t gonna come through, the lamebook moderator last week must have been asleep and/or drunk at his desk, when he let that one past.

  86. i think “lol mom” should be the new “ben”. and glad to see that “ben” caught on. thanks lamebookies! ;)

  87. @iddjit, you really are an idiot if you think that way.
    although it may be gross to use mother nature as our restroom, its completely fine for the environment.

    ever wonder why people fertilize their farm crops with cow manure? its really rich and good for the ground and everything growing in the area.

  88. he was being ironic … check out the post about the irish girl and the lepricons

    Then the concept of irony will become clear to you … this one is on the house.

  89. I got the C word through a couple of days ago… it was Awaiting Moderation for a fair while, and i’d already reposted my comment without it when it came through, but it definitely did…

    Anyway, I’ve been wondering for a looong time now just who the people behind Lamebook are. There’s a lot of well known members on here, yet nobody knows who the Lamebook owners are…

    On a related note, Twitter says they’re appearing at some kind of internet humour site convention thing soon, so I guess they aren’t that secretive.

    Oh, one last thing… anybody remember that Lamebook post a few months back whre they advertised some sort of party for Lamebookers? Yeah… did anybody go to that?

  90. I don’t comment nearly enough to be remembered, but I just wanted to say, and maybe it’s the wine talking, but I love each and every one of you.

    I really wish there was more said in the first one, it seems like something interesting, funny even.

  91. Dancinganimal256

    The first three pics are okay I guess. Not the best but oh well. I cannot comment on the last one since I’ve done something similar to that a few years ago.

  92. First pic: they didn’t go to prom together. He didn’t even go. They had somewhat of a history but they were over when this was taken. The reason he’s being a hurt little bitch about this is because in the next picture in the album she’s with one of her other guy friends who i guess he’s jealous of or something. He definitely didn’t deserve her (guy in the picture). Just wanted to let y’all know.

  93. lamebookistheshit

    cutiepie13223 is right on

  94. some of you ultra enlightened environmental activists dont seem to realize where animals use the restroom at…

  95. I am amazed by the number of people that don’t get it.

  96. @BritishHobo there was a lamebook party? i never heard about that. well Soup i guess we missed our chance.

  97. Seebea , it is frightening that even lamebookposters do not grasp the irony of some posters.

    There are no ultra environmental activists on this topic , they were just being ironic *sigh*

  98. hahaha. i know the girl in the first picture. she is a senior in high school. and this definitely is not on her facebook anymore. dont know any more to the story though.

  99. British Hobo:

    It was in Austin, TX. I was unable to go because I had to work that night. I’m reasonably sure that I’ve read somewhere the geniuses behind Lamebook are based in the grand town that I live in.

    Well…the grand town that I live super close to.

  100. IT ACT, caps lock, it actually says in the FAQ here on lamebook that two graphic designers from my severely awesome hometown of Austin (Live Music Capital Of The World!) in April of 2009.

    also, i like turtles.

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