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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Perfect Poetry

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1. Steeeever August 9th, 2011 at 7:21 pm

   STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRR!!
2. fabtastic August 9th, 2011 at 7:44 pm

   Does dry humping in a thong really equate to having done it? And CourtKnee is an I D I O T. Wow, that’s annoying as hell.
3. Dawn of the Dan August 9th, 2011 at 7:51 pm

   I just want to say I don’t like Courtney at all.

   Oh one last thing…
   OH AND I’VE GOT LIKE A TWO WEEK GROWTH GOING ON… lol =)
4. Rabid August 9th, 2011 at 8:56 pm

   Levi sure has an A in rhyme.
5. Keona August 9th, 2011 at 8:58 pm

   “is driving me to the past the point” of the no return of the brain fuck..
6. Dukey Smoothy Buns August 9th, 2011 at 9:06 pm

   I read none of these posts.
7. Hawkbit August 9th, 2011 at 9:14 pm

   First was okay, second was terrible
8. skorne August 9th, 2011 at 9:38 pm

   Christopher Reeves
9. datolltroll August 9th, 2011 at 9:56 pm

   wow courtknee, just wow…
10. throwingtofu August 9th, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    I dont no COURTKNEE
    but I been wit her cuz C O U R T E L B O W
    an she smoke LOUD WEED
    an her thang be SHAVED 2
    FukBitchezGit$
11. datolltroll August 10th, 2011 at 12:18 am

    @throwingtofu

    and don’t forget,
    peace.love.happiness
12. throwingtofu August 10th, 2011 at 12:53 am

    Nah troll I think it’s just pe@zzOUT…. or something like that.

    What was the name of that one chick whose profile is wide open? Fat black chick from Philly (or perhaps none of the above, but masquerading as all of the above)? Anyone remember? It was only a couple months ago.
13. Paranoid Android August 10th, 2011 at 4:31 am

    Poetry – When it’s well written, it is barely interesting, when it is as bastardized as these two offerings, my brain melts.

    To shave or not to shave your ‘thang’ gents? Heard it makes your todger look bigger……
14. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities August 10th, 2011 at 7:26 am

    @Keona, what is up with you? Normally you’re posting 5 to 10 times per topic, I always like reading your comments and I also noticed that your comments are way shorter then normal and lack their usual humor.

    Which leads me to the following question, are you really Keona?
15. sababe August 10th, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Oh heavens no!More “Steveeer, Steveer, Reveets or whatever” insanity …since when has originality become extinct?
16. fabtastic August 10th, 2011 at 9:24 am

    @throwingtofu- That is facebook worthy poetry at it’s best. Nicely done!

    @Paranoid- I’m not certain if it would make your todger look bigger. I would need to see the before and after looks to compare.
17. causticated August 10th, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    I wish a man would compose something even half as beautiful as that for me.
18. els9874 August 10th, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    she lost me at CourtKnee
19. dragonfly August 10th, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    I haven’t heard “Todger” for years, since I was living in England the first time.

    Heartbroken, you’re-a-bitch poetry always works as a great emetic for me. Nice work, Levi!
20. spankyrhymes August 10th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    i can’t believe she didn’t tell us what kind of a razor she uses.
21. spankyrhymes August 10th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    and i hope someone called the popo on that one dude that is suicidal over dry humping.
22. Keona August 10th, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    @14 Well, I’ll admit, I was an unemployed, not in school bum before. We’re struggling with money, so I’ve been hard at work, looking for work. I try not to comment if I’m having a mood issue….because obviously, I talk out of my ass then. (that explains why some of my shit makes sense, and some is out there)

    I’m hoping to get another nursing job. I heard a girl made about $3k a month doing home care. If I could even get half of that a month, it would be ideal.

    I’m the real Keona, life has just gotten in the way.
23. mollsGreen August 10th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    LOL the first one takes it a step further and makes it a song. That’s great. ‘Best tell your boy before I write another song how you dry humped me in your thong’. It’s got good flow. :$
24. scratchmynutz August 10th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    For the first one , I would’ve wrote “girl, you better start actin’ like you got class or I’ll tell your boy I stuck it in your ass”
25. iseeweirdpeople August 10th, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    @throwingtofu,

    Are you referring to Jantelle Westphilly?
26. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities August 11th, 2011 at 4:26 am

    @22 I hope you’ll find a job soon! Keep commenting, bad mood or not. Oh and say fuck you to all the haters, I know you’re not a 15 year old and your link is one of the best cooking timers I ever used.
27. curlybap August 11th, 2011 at 7:47 am

    I have no words for those posts. Except fuck. Lots and lots of fucks.

    PA … leave it be!
28. reveeeets August 11th, 2011 at 9:57 am

    CourtKnee can’t even spell her name right. Neither can
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRR!!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEE!!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVETTT!!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEAAA!!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRR!!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEDDD!!

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