…is he wearing his boyfriend’s shirt and a FoHawk to sleep in? If this guy went camping and woke up with a sore rectum and a tube of anal lube next to him, he wouldn’t tell a soul, but he’d camp there e’ry weekend.
I totally agree with slick. I think that most douchebags who are this into themselves are overcompensating for a tiny dick. The picture seems to back that up nicely.
Boz – But I like boys that are pointy & hairy & smelly. That’s what makes them men, and me a straight lady! If this wasn’t such a homosexual-type pose, I would welcome mostly-naked men on Facebook.
I was wondering what the hell he had all over his face, then I realized that he is behind a shower door. Clean that thing man! I thought you had a disease!!!!
Not to overstate the obvious, but uh…. your not famous, let alone “fucking famous.” Lmao. Lmaoooooo. Lol.
And I wouldn’t publicly broadcast the fact that you can cover your entire penis by stretching just the tiniest bit on your top.
Emphasis on the tiny.
@ Boz: I am of the humble opinion that “bony” can be interpreted just as sexually as “pointy.”
Just sayin’.
Funny thing is, this guy kinda looks like someone I know and something he’d do.
@ Carolyn: … Either you’re kidding, or you’re blind/a bit special. Lamebook blurs faces and names for confidentiality purposes, so they don’t get sued. Ever watched reality TV?
Rebecca I am a bit of two of those things, thanks for noticing. I was talking about the funky weird crap around his nose and mouth. Lamebook blurred the eyes only at least it looks that way to me. Like you said I AM a little blind and special.
The pirate translation is in your settings under “Languages” – “English (Pirate)” is quite a bit down from the other English translations (US/UK/upside down – not as good as it sounds…).
Ok, i have only bee on lamebook for a few days now and i’ve been reading back through the old post’s so i know probably no one cares but i just had to comment, am i the only one who noticed u can see his dick at the bottom? and its not blurred out…
No one wants to see YOUR infamous scallywag, Sebastian.
Is that how you get famous??? Oh fuck, have I been wasting time!
I am at a loss for why one would ever think of posting this. Is this supposed to be sexy or funny? Someone please enlighten me.
At the very least, this guy has the lamest sense of humor ever.
Hope he enjoys being famous for being a complete tool.
first off I would just like to say: Pause
second, not only did this dude put up a picture that’s cause for pause but I guess he’s also a butt pirate AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
nothing says sexy like a bathroom pic.
Finally! I’ve been waiting for a submission from someone whose language is set to pirate. Regarding Sebastian: Huh?
Sounds a little flamboyant… Who calls gay?
He didn’t have to pull that shirt down very far.
…is he wearing his boyfriend’s shirt and a FoHawk to sleep in? If this guy went camping and woke up with a sore rectum and a tube of anal lube next to him, he wouldn’t tell a soul, but he’d camp there e’ry weekend.
He learned it by watching Brittany.
Why don’t I have Pirate-talk on my Facebook?!?!?
PS. For the record, ladies & gents, if this was a female, it would be “hot”. Because it’s a guy, it’s funny & weird.
@Bry
Yes, that’s because girls are soft and pretty and smell nice, and boys are pointy and hard and hairy.
1. well he is famous on lamebook now
2. how did the infamous scallywag get there? a british thing ? Lol
I’m sure he posted this to be on lamebook. Which is probably the reason for “famous”.
Dumb fuck.
The shirt doesn’t seem to be covering much…small dick, apparently.
I totally agree with slick. I think that most douchebags who are this into themselves are overcompensating for a tiny dick. The picture seems to back that up nicely.
pirate language on facebook is the lamest thing i’ve ever seen.
Boz – But I like boys that are pointy & hairy & smelly. That’s what makes them men, and me a straight lady! If this wasn’t such a homosexual-type pose, I would welcome mostly-naked men on Facebook.
Pointy? Lol.
peek-a-douche, very clever!
hahahahahahahahah
the subtitle is the best. WTF???
lmao famoussss lmaoooooooo
Imagine him saying that with a lisp as he pops around the corner
@Bry, what if it was a female with a penis? Then it’d be weird, but probably not that funny.
hmmm…….. I just don’t know what was on this guy’s mind. Whatever it is, seems pretty dewshy to me. I’m gonna give this an F+.
CUNT!
@Bry
Yeah. Pointy. I actually meant that they tend to be more bony and so on, but I realise now that could be misinterpreted sexually.
Pirate facebook never stops being funny.
portraits instead of photos? weird.
Either way Boz, Sebastian here doesn’t look all that impressively pointy . . .
@’fterklang LOL
I see why young Sebastian be coverin’ up ‘is splinter of a plank, it be far from a kraken for sure, aye.
PIRATE FACEBOOK IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF LAME AND NEVER GETS OLD!!!
I was wondering what the hell he had all over his face, then I realized that he is behind a shower door. Clean that thing man! I thought you had a disease!!!!
Add a blond wig and you’ve got Hansel from Zoolander.
I believe his Facebook language setting is actually ‘butt pirate’.
Pleeeeease lay off the tanning bedsssssss
Not to overstate the obvious, but uh…. your not famous, let alone “fucking famous.” Lmao. Lmaoooooo. Lol.
And I wouldn’t publicly broadcast the fact that you can cover your entire penis by stretching just the tiniest bit on your top.
Emphasis on the tiny.
@ Boz: I am of the humble opinion that “bony” can be interpreted just as sexually as “pointy.”
Just sayin’.
Funny thing is, this guy kinda looks like someone I know and something he’d do.
@ Carolyn: … Either you’re kidding, or you’re blind/a bit special. Lamebook blurs faces and names for confidentiality purposes, so they don’t get sued. Ever watched reality TV?
Rebecca I am a bit of two of those things, thanks for noticing. I was talking about the funky weird crap around his nose and mouth. Lamebook blurred the eyes only at least it looks that way to me. Like you said I AM a little blind and special.
The pirate translation is in your settings under “Languages” – “English (Pirate)” is quite a bit down from the other English translations (US/UK/upside down – not as good as it sounds…).
Fucking paki!
This dude’s head is unusually pointed, no?
I’m with Bry.
This picture is definitely lame. At first I thought he might be hot, but then I noticed the bathroom, the tan, the campness.
yes sebastian is lame….
BUT THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE SCREENSHOT HAS THAT WEIRD PIRATE SETTING THING…. THAAAATTTTTT IS EVEN MORRREEE LAME..!
@Rebecca Fine, you win this round.
What th’ hell.
The little bitch was misbehaving and its master made it stand in the corner in the bathroom. So what is the question??
I nominate him for the ‘biggest douche of the universe award’.
I second that nomination
Aaaaaand he’s making a duckface, FTW
he sure is an IN-famous scallywag…
judging by the angle and his shirt- he’s famous for having a 2 centimeter dick.
Ok, i have only bee on lamebook for a few days now and i’ve been reading back through the old post’s so i know probably no one cares but i just had to comment, am i the only one who noticed u can see his dick at the bottom? and its not blurred out…
@Gricey
Methinks you spent way too long staring at Sebastian McDouche’s crotch.