Thursday, July 1, 2010

Party Time!!!

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48 Comments

  1. ben.

  2. Flying planes and driving under the influence require the same skillset?

  3. Lame statement as to how lame Lamebook is.

  4. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Are those argument clouds I see on the horizon?

  5. The last one reminds me of something on bash.org:

    HEY EURAKARTE
    INSULT
    RETORT
    COUNTER-RETORT
    QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
    SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
    NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
    RIPOSTE
    ADDON RIPOSTE
    COUNTER-RIPOSTE
    COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
    NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
    RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
    WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
    ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

  6. i alwais put a stuped status wen im drunk loooool

  7. #1 and #3 aren’t remotely funny.

    #2 isn’t funny, but it makes me weep for today’s youth. Drunk drivers are a plight on society.

  8. i think you mean blight, not plight, dan. still, i think it came across what you were trying to say.

    it was i’m a child-molester who was a tapeworm in a past life, right?

  9. Hmmm that doesn’t look the way its supposed to, lets try this:

    Donut[AFK]: HEY EURAKARTE
    Donut[AFK]: INSULT
    Eurakarte: RETORT
    Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-RETORT
    Eurakarte: QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
    Donut[AFK]: SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
    Eurakarte: NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
    Donut[AFK]: RIPOSTE
    Donut[AFK]: ADDON RIPOSTE
    Eurakarte: COUNTER-RIPOSTE
    Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
    Eurakarte: NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
    Miles_Prower: RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
    Eurakarte: WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
    Miles_Prower: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

  10. Ah, bash.org. Forgot about that place.

    yoink, how about when you’re sober?

  11. not relly wen im sobr i dunt change my satus much onli wen sumfing big hapens an that

  12. i wana go my gfs tonit but duno if i can dryve now wich sucks that i mite lose my lisense but guy who stupid an drivs drunk propely gets ta keep his

  13. I think it would be pretty hilarious if yoink actually types perfect english while drunk.

  14. I bet he’s a regular William Wordsworth after a few pints.

    yoink, who’s this stupid fella driving drunk properly? You should go round his house and put a massive snow-penis on his car, that’s what you should do.

  15. Why can’t you drive, yoink? That’s a sad story. Maybe you can get a bus over to hers?

  16. na a sno penis wud melt an hed jus fink hes pisd himself or sumfing mabe just put a dildo up hois exawst or sumfing this country fuked tho cus i anit neva drov drunk an i a good driva an they tak it of me the fuckaroons

  17. They took your license? Why’d they go and do that? You strike me as the sort of person who’d be a competent driver.

  18. iv bin drivin fa 22 munfs ginga an got free poynts for a speed camra on the duel carigway bowt a yeer ago an this mornin went shop an pigs stopd me an gav me tiket fa goin ova the speed limit wen i fort the rowd was a 30 an it was 20 hoo dryves at fuckin 20?

  19. they anit yet but fink they wil cus thatl be 6 poynts an been dryvin les than 2 yeers

  20. yoink: People on a 20 road? :P

  21. but i dint no it was a 20 rowd so how the fuck i guna drive that slow

  22. an bastard ovusly wer ovusly owt ta get peple cus they was sat in unmarkd car at side of rowd

  23. Ahhh stop you’re hurting me!

  24. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Hi, I’m Ian and I party, hey look at me partying aren’t I so cool with all my party friends? are you still watching?

    Steven you can have a drunk drivers license, near a poorly lit unmanned harbour.

  25. Poor yoink.

  26. The nerve of those pigs, yoink.

    Is anyone else picturing Yoink in the movie “Hot Fuzz”? Anyone? Please?

  27. You can fly a plane on your own in like, 10 hours with an instructor.

  28. Jog on, wonderbread.
    I wasn’t, but I am now.

  29. I thought Sarah’s humorless overreaction made Ian’s status seem more amusing. I am also hoping this Yoink thing blows over soon.

  30. Yoink, I just googled it and it seems if you get 6 points in the first 2 years then you don’t get it taken away, you just have to take your tests over again. Then again, that was from Yahoo Answers, so who knows.

  31. you jog on, gingivitis. =]

  32. yea katy but meens i cant drive on my own til i pas agen goes back to bein pravisnal lisense

  33. I hate it when people do this, but I’m shitfaced after drinking too much in my lunch break, and bored at work, so I had to look it up… it seems yoink is indeed in a spot of bother:

    “What are the rules for new drivers?
    Although you would still be subject to a totting up ban when reaching 12 points, your licence is also revoked for reaching 6 penalty points within the first 2 years of passing your first full driving test. Consequently, in extreme circumstances, a new driver could both be banned under the totting up system and have their licence revoked, meaning that once the ban is served, they would still have to take the test again.”

    Wonder – I was trying to work out how to type the accompanying sound, but I just can’t do it. Soz.

  34. also why wud i be in hot fuz?

  35. oh, yes. maybe…

    *TPHHTTTTBBBTTT* (*hand motion*) “jog on!”

  36. No reason, yoink.

  37. heisenberg: I thought it would be by now. I was wrong. :(

  38. Hmmm, they were alright, got no laughs out of me, though…
    I suppose they are meant to be ‘lame’, which they were.

  39. So Steven, my man, are you suggesting I need about 800 more hours to get my drunk driving license? That’s ridiculous. The difference between when I’m sober and have had a few drinks is that I speed sober, and do the speed limit drunk. The only time I’m scared to drive is when I’m ready to fall asleep.

  40. ’nuff said.

  41. @Wonder: I was thinkin’ more like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

  42. I can’t say that I know that one bluthton… I just remember the old dude that owned all the guns and the massive mine in hot fuzz…that couldn’t talk.

  43. You should see it. You may want to turn the subtitles on though. It’s one of the only times that you’ll need them for English. Kinda like when yoink responds.

  44. Lol @ Wonderbread comments to yoink. I can’t read yoink’s posts, it hurts my head!

  45. Yoink should come up with a dictionary for his-style-of-English-challenged people like me to understand what he is saying.

  46. One more thing.. Since when has retardation or dyslexia become a trait to be admired by so many people?
    Was I hiding under some rock when this motion was passed in Lamebook? Well, I didnt get any memo so I’ll continue to assume that writing in a language that takes special ability to read and understand is still something to look down on….

  47. @Mr TP

    it is funny, considering the amount of grammar trolling that used to go on, and all the people making fun of grammar in the lamebook posts

  48. Haha oh dear. The first one appeared in in my home page. Her BB was stolen by the ass who wrote that, by the way.

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