My friends and I used to block these people in with our cars, and then walk home. We didn’t live far, so it wasn’t an ordeal on our part, but sometimes a weekend with their car blocked in would prevent them from doing it in the future.
One time, a dude with a VW Beetle tried to park like that, and a bunch of guys carried his car away and set it down between two poles. It was weeks before he found enough help to get it out.
At least we never slashed tires, broke windows, or damaged anything, though.
Back in the early ’90s I was in a big parking lot in Melbourne one day, when a sports car zoomed in and parked diagonally across two handicapped spaces. Then two yuppies hopped out and the guy did a fake limp for a few steps while they both had a good laugh…I was younger and not into confronting these two fuckers, so I contented myself with scrawling WANKER on a big piece of card in thick marker and slipping it under the windshield wiper for all to see…I’d love it to happen nowadays, now that I’m older and crankier! BTW, @#5, nice rant, made my day lol
Why did you bother with the card instead of marking on the actual car? Everyone who saw the way they were parked knew they were a “WANKER” without your sign. I appreciate the effort, but it was wasted, IMO.
when people park in ways that offend my sense of fairness and justice, I smear dog excrement on their windows – making sure to leave plenty to cover their door handles. make the punishment fit the crime, I say!