I used to really get irritated that no one ever posted “happy birthday” on my wall. So, I began a new system: Every year, everyone who was on my friends list but didn’t wish me a happy birthday got added to my “naughty list”.
Each Christmas Eve, I would dress up in a Santa suit and go to the house of a random person on my naughty list. I would silently break in, sneak up on their sleeping forms, and beat them to death with a sack full of coal. I would then prop their lifeless bodies on the antlers of eight tiny reindeer on their front lawn to serve as a lesson for others.
I’ve been carrying on this tradition for the past 3 years, and just the other day I noticed I had my Facebook settings set to disallow friends from posting anything on my wall. Oops.
Andrea is a perfect example of why the United States will continue to fall in academic credibility. It’s difficult to take a spoiled brat seriously that doesn’t think a higher education really means anything.
1. At some institutions and with some majors, an undergraduate degree really is like taking an extended nap. Can’t really say this applies for my school or degree, but it certainly does for a lot of others.
2. Also, I wouldn’t discredit all people who don’t have to pay for their schooling. I don’t pay for my schooling, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t work hard for years and continue to work hard to receive scholarships and prove to my parents that I am a worthy investment.
Yes, Harvard and Yale are continuing to lose reputability due to girls like Amanda. Don’t lump everyone in the same category or judge an entire nation’s educational institutions based on one specific group of people.
@28 – My dad has actually argued with me about my birthday before. My birthday is March 24, but for years he had it in his head that it was April 4. Of course, he’s an engineer, which is probably explanation enough.
Brad is that superfuck who screams “No mum you bitch I wanted the silver convertable not the fucking blue one!!!”
And if anyone finds themselves sporting bulging head veins from sheer anger at this megadouche, relax. Take solace in the fact that sweet justice has prevailed, as but two of his frat brother fuck buddies took the time to convey their ‘sincere’ birthday wishes via facebook.
That being said, Brad, if you still need help in ‘offing’ yourself, I’m sure anyone here would be happy to share some helpful tips
“hard yards” ?? ha. maybe you’re unfamiliar with the average college experience these days….the typical undergrad diploma these days is really just the new highschool diploma. Yes, there are some universities and programs that are quite rigorous, but let’s not fool ourselves, getting a 4 year degree these days is a cakewalk.
My mum thinks my birthday is on Halloween. My birthday is on the 27th of October. She still thinks that, and I’m still receiving Halloween-themed presents from her. God, woman, you gave birth to me, can’t you even remember the day you shat me out?
People are taking FB too seriously these days. “If it’s not on facebook it’s not official” and other such drivel. OMFG no one wished me Happy birthday on facebook! Damn me, people need to get outdoors and see the sunshine again