See what I did there? I kept my cool, regulated my breathing and didn’t give in to the pangs of ribena induced excitement on realising that I just so happened to be the first person that commented on a website post. I deserve cookies.
I don’t think he meant actually blow his cock off, the way i’m reading it especially with the ‘gay’ comment after, he simply came in his pants at the sight of leonardo di caprio (yes I am aware I’ve spelt his name probably hideously wrong but I really cannot be arsed to look it up as it’s not of that much interest to me).
Yeah I kinda don’t get the second one. Whats she on about with bubbles? Though he is cute.
Comments, have a drink for me. I’m a little under the weather and can’t indulge.
I haven’t watched a movie in a long time that has had that effect on my hypothetical cock. I may have to watch this flick. I’m guessing I should wait for a midnight movie so I’ll be alone, just in case any urges arise.
Inception was good, but a bit too long for my taste. Kick-ass visuals, loved the scene of Paris folding up on itself. Leo is good, but the real star is Joseph Gordon Levitt, who is kind of like Shia LeBoeuf but with talent, acting skills, and talent. He would also put a bullet in you and your family if you don’t go see Inception.
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind
Of course Sean would fit in great in America where we seemingly want to allow anyone to marry anything they want. I wouldn’t be surprised if the liberals in this country start pushing to allow adults to marry children or or their siblings.
I take solace in knowing that Obama will go down as one of the 2-3 worst Presidents in history (next to FDR and Clinton) and that Sarah Palin and/or Haley Barbour will save this country from the Marxist abyss Obama and his fascist anti-business, anti-gun, anti-rich, anti-family, anti-white cronies have pushed us into.
I would be surprised if Obama even gets 40% of the vote in 2012. The blacks and young voters won’t come out for him and the independents have realized what a fraud he is. Sure the lib’s hate Sarah, but in REAL America (outside of New England and California) she has extremely high popularity ratings. Some people apparently still value faith, intelligence and competence.
Huh huh, he said 69, Beavis. Huh huh. I’m going to go chastise my fargis repeatedly while watching the newest Katy Perry video – at least I can hang out with Bristol Palin in the VIP room of hell when I get there.
As far as concept and effects go, Inception would be hard to top. Both are mind-blowing (and a bit crotch-blowing as well, yes, Sean). It met my expectations, but unlike Shutter Island, did not exceed them.
Shutter Island remains my fave film this year with one of the bests twists I’ve ever seen. Nolan is good, but Scorsese…
prettybubs, you’re right about being aware of time. That was freaky! And Tom Hardy is gorgeous.
And Chet is full of shit. He probably never even had a wife; either that or he changed his FB language to Dutch or Afrikaans or whatever language “Like” translates to “Vind ik leuk” in, posted that rubbish, screen-printed, submitted, and then deleted.
You do a pretty impressive job as lamebook’s resident religious troll, especially considering how many people take you seriously.
But please stop trying to be the right-wing nut job troll as well. Your efforts so far have been transparently obvious.
If you won’t stop, can you at least practice your republican English – you know, random capitalization, frequent misspellings and extra and/or no punctuation?
Chet is obviously an inexperienced young fellow who has never been under the influence of true love from a wonderful woman. If he ever had been he wouldn’t trivialize the most wonderful state a man could possibly find himself in.
Not only do I know where the kitchen is, every once in a while I will go out of my way to fill the sink with water and put some dishes in there to get them soaking. Then Agnes has an easier time with the washing. Take note young chaps!!
@word I agree with you, Inception was amazing. Leo was good, always a great actor, although I felt that with him playing the main character, it seemed to be shadowing Shutter Island, except a bit better for the people who like a slightly less violent movie. Joseph was brilliant!
On other terms, I seriously laughed on the first one, even though I’m sure it was fake. Unless he lives in a super huge bigger than in other house on the planet mansion. Last one was…
Donnie Darko was a fucking awesome movie.
Also, got my first taste of an Aussie chick this weekend and if all you girls (or at least most) are as good as that, I am so buying a one way plane ticket.
alordslums youre such a bumlick “omg wordpervert great use of that word! can you use some more unconventional words so i can suck your ass some more? cus my band is shit and i always make shit jokes about llcoolj!!!” fag
every time you open your mouth to comment, *anonisgayisgay*, i re-calibrate my estimate of your age.
recently, it’s gone a bit like this:
21 – 17 – 14 – 11 – 8.
i’m at 8 at the moment. which kind of makes it a bit wrong that you’re my bitch, doesn’t it? i hope the fbi aren’t bugging this site out. if worst comes to worst, you can help me mix some concrete down in my basement tomorrow.
I disagree Wordpervert!!!! Shutter Island was the shittest movie I have ever seen!!! Admittedly I watched it two days ago when I was particularly high on painkillers, and am still on pain killers, which is probably affecting my judgement some what, but the only thing that would have made that movie any better was if they just cut to the chase and said “and then he woke up!” because that’s pretty much what they did anyway, but it wouldn’t have left me going “….there’s going to be a sequel right? And he’s going to unveil the conspiracy then, right?” And holy crap I need to lay off the pain killers cause I can’t even remember what the post is about, just something about Inception and wordpervert saying that she liked Shutter Island. Oh, and a lot of “you’re gay” “no YOU’RE gay!” and such which my mind doesn’t care about at the moment. Okay, I’ll go back to my corner now….
alordslums how am i youre bitch? cus i insult u all the time cus youre a massive unfunny faggot that makes me youre bitch. i see, youve never had a girlfriend, thats ok man there will come a point in your life where you stop bein in a shit band and stop bein a pussy and get the courage to not blow your load when a girl brushes past you in public areas. fag
anonisgayisgay, you strike me as the type of person who honestly believes that your sole purpose in life is to piss off as many people as possible before you hang yourself, which I hope you eventually do as a favor to us all. You are a disgrace to society, and as far as internet trolls go, quite possibly one of the dumbest people I’ve ever heard of. Do you even proofread the things you type on here? Are you aware of the inconsistancies of half of things you said in your last comment? You imply that alordslums has never had a girlfriend, but I can assure you, that with an attitude like yours, that you certainly don’t deserve one. At least not one that isn’t related, or dead.
As much as it pains me to see incorrect spelling, I’m not normally one to take the piss out of the lexically challenged, because it is a horrendously pretentious act of intellectual snobbery. HOWEVER, when you’re having a go at someone for being dumb it does help to refer to a dictionary! Pot, kettle, &c. &c.
My apologies. As an avid spelling/grammar/punctuation nazi myself, I feel it is my place to apologize for the ONE spelling error I had in my comment. I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me for this horrendous act. How will I ever live it down? Clearly I am now classified as ‘retarded’ because I missed one vowel in a five-syllable word. Sadface.
However, if you’re not only poking at the misspelling of the word, but you feel it was not used in the correct context, perhaps you should read what he said again. The inconsistencies I was referring to were his blatant disregard for what the word ‘fag’ means. He first calls alordslums a fag. Then he comments on him ‘never having a girlfriend.’ Though this doesn’t necessarily mean that he is straight, it is further implied when he points out that alordslums blows his load when a girl walks by him, thus proving his true sexual orientation. He then calls him a fag again. And yes, I am aware that I used apostrophes instead of quotations. That’s how I do things. And yes, I am aware that I began not one, but two sentences with the word ‘and.’
You most certainly have a point, IF he was using “fag” in the literal sense. However, I think it was more just a general insult, which, whilst we’re on the subject, is one of my absolute pet hates. Worse than a pet hate, actually, way worse. There seems to be a trend among kids nowadays, in Britain anywayz, to use the word “gay” as a derogatory term for EVERYTHING. Whilst they don’t literally mean to say “That [inanimate object] is homosexual”, I find the use of “gay” in that context absolutely abhorrent, as it has ridiculously sky-high negative connotations. Whilst offence may not be expressly intended, the subtext is, quite frankly, homophobic. I’m not gay, and I know I sound as if I’m talking from atop my moral high ground, but I had to vent that because it doesn’t half make my blood boil.
FINALLY, anonisgayisgay, you’re aware of my existence!! All that attention you’ve been smothering alordslums with has sent me flying into a jealous rage, so that I had no choice but to say something so provocative that it would absolutely incense you. Your droll and piquant put-downs over the past few weeks have had me frothing at the gash for you. Perhaps if your lord and master is willing to share, we could grab a cup of coffee some time…
I can’t do it anymore. I just can’t. I’m retiring my vendetta against dan_fargis. I’ve been at this for hours, and I’m only just beginning to see the sheer volume of crap he’s posted on here.
I still think you’re a total jerk, and even though I’m not going to say anything (because I have too much to do, I don’t have time to shoot down everything you say, despite how easy it is – you’re shameful).
Goodbye Lamebook. I’m disappointed in you for allowing him to even be on webpages that are related to ones that allow him to enter any kind of text, or the incredible drivel that seems to pass for text with him.