Friday, July 30, 2010

Parent Traps

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  1. Oh…I also forgot to mention something about me and ADD.

  2. Dude, Where’s My Kitchen?

  3. Someone really needs to fix this entry – someone who was actually around for the whole “Ben” thing.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben

  4. dietpillpyramidscheme

    anonisgayisgay is an enormous tool.

    You have yet to contribute anything even vaguely funny, whilst criticising posters who are.
    Then again, maybe we have different ideas of funny.

  5. @dietpillpyramidscheme

    Don’t feed the trolls.

  6. Failures had me interested in finding out what my name meant and here were just a few of the answers:

    1.A guy/boy that cant get a girl into bed.

    2.hairy, hangy; unusual, disfigured sack that hangs precariously from a male penis. usually accumulate sweat and the smell of human feces.

    3.fucking sexy, used as a sex toy, will fuck a nigga up, fuck’em soon cuz they tend to get penal fractures lots, will knock you the fuck out( That fracture is actually true. )

    4.N. The act of gaining the attention of a large social group to tell a joke/pun/something funny and failing to even gain a pity laugh. (I swear I am not making this up)

    5.literal meaning: Cunt, word originatd in the midlands cerca 1765. Where Mancunian scum and slaves who donned the streets were referred to as such.

    Like I said…that was just a few.

  7. great use of the word ‘segue’, word.

    on that note, anonisgayisgayisgay.

    and so is llcoolj.

  8. Errrm…don’t want to burst his apparent “funny” bubble or anything but Chet completely stole that joke from Sickipedia.
    To anyone thinking that he was ACTUALLY being serious…

  9. man these comments are almost as fucked up as those posts..

  10. defectiveuser, my surch turned up the results ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘crap’.

    Hmm.

  11. search. I’m not an idiot, honestly.

  12. did anyone else notice that fargis is a rearrangement of ‘Sir Fag’?

    i’m not a fan of using that word, but maybe the whole religious bullshit ranting is to try and distract us from this lovely little truth.

    just sayin’.

  13. @word
    Donnie Darko was a fucking awesome movie.
    Also, got my first taste of an Aussie chick this weekend and if all you girls (or at least most) are as good as that, I am so buying a one way plane ticket.

  14. believe me nuff, we are!

  15. alordslums youre such a bumlick “omg wordpervert great use of that word! can you use some more unconventional words so i can suck your ass some more? cus my band is shit and i always make shit jokes about llcoolj!!!” fag

  16. every time you open your mouth to comment, *anonisgayisgay*, i re-calibrate my estimate of your age.

    recently, it’s gone a bit like this:

    21 – 17 – 14 – 11 – 8.

    i’m at 8 at the moment. which kind of makes it a bit wrong that you’re my bitch, doesn’t it? i hope the fbi aren’t bugging this site out. if worst comes to worst, you can help me mix some concrete down in my basement tomorrow.

  17. Paranoid Android

    Can I just Michael Schumacher is an humungous cock. Just sayin’.

    …and anonisgayisgay is gay and smells. Don’t fuck with the Yorkshire mafia son, you’ll find a flat cap in your bed.

  18. Paranoid Android

    ‘…..just SAY Michael etc……’

    I’m such a fucking retart.

  19. I disagree Wordpervert!!!! Shutter Island was the shittest movie I have ever seen!!! Admittedly I watched it two days ago when I was particularly high on painkillers, and am still on pain killers, which is probably affecting my judgement some what, but the only thing that would have made that movie any better was if they just cut to the chase and said “and then he woke up!” because that’s pretty much what they did anyway, but it wouldn’t have left me going “….there’s going to be a sequel right? And he’s going to unveil the conspiracy then, right?” And holy crap I need to lay off the pain killers cause I can’t even remember what the post is about, just something about Inception and wordpervert saying that she liked Shutter Island. Oh, and a lot of “you’re gay” “no YOU’RE gay!” and such which my mind doesn’t care about at the moment. Okay, I’ll go back to my corner now….

  20. alordslums how am i youre bitch? cus i insult u all the time cus youre a massive unfunny faggot that makes me youre bitch. i see, youve never had a girlfriend, thats ok man there will come a point in your life where you stop bein in a shit band and stop bein a pussy and get the courage to not blow your load when a girl brushes past you in public areas. fag

  21. anonisgayisgay, you strike me as the type of person who honestly believes that your sole purpose in life is to piss off as many people as possible before you hang yourself, which I hope you eventually do as a favor to us all. You are a disgrace to society, and as far as internet trolls go, quite possibly one of the dumbest people I’ve ever heard of. Do you even proofread the things you type on here? Are you aware of the inconsistancies of half of things you said in your last comment? You imply that alordslums has never had a girlfriend, but I can assure you, that with an attitude like yours, that you certainly don’t deserve one. At least not one that isn’t related, or dead.

  22. “inconsistancies” – lolz!

    As much as it pains me to see incorrect spelling, I’m not normally one to take the piss out of the lexically challenged, because it is a horrendously pretentious act of intellectual snobbery. HOWEVER, when you’re having a go at someone for being dumb it does help to refer to a dictionary! Pot, kettle, &c. &c.

  23. My apologies. As an avid spelling/grammar/punctuation nazi myself, I feel it is my place to apologize for the ONE spelling error I had in my comment. I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive me for this horrendous act. How will I ever live it down? Clearly I am now classified as ‘retarded’ because I missed one vowel in a five-syllable word. Sadface.

  24. However, if you’re not only poking at the misspelling of the word, but you feel it was not used in the correct context, perhaps you should read what he said again. The inconsistencies I was referring to were his blatant disregard for what the word ‘fag’ means. He first calls alordslums a fag. Then he comments on him ‘never having a girlfriend.’ Though this doesn’t necessarily mean that he is straight, it is further implied when he points out that alordslums blows his load when a girl walks by him, thus proving his true sexual orientation. He then calls him a fag again. And yes, I am aware that I used apostrophes instead of quotations. That’s how I do things. And yes, I am aware that I began not one, but two sentences with the word ‘and.’

  25. The thing is, you’re clearly a perfectly competent speller, which means that that teeny tiny oversight in a word of five syllables – no less! – was probably a typo. Which begs the question:

    “Do you even proofread the things you type on here?”

    Sorry, I’m being a bitch (it’s not even my time of the month!), but it was too irresistible. Friends…? 🙂

  26. You most certainly have a point, IF he was using “fag” in the literal sense. However, I think it was more just a general insult, which, whilst we’re on the subject, is one of my absolute pet hates. Worse than a pet hate, actually, way worse. There seems to be a trend among kids nowadays, in Britain anywayz, to use the word “gay” as a derogatory term for EVERYTHING. Whilst they don’t literally mean to say “That [inanimate object] is homosexual”, I find the use of “gay” in that context absolutely abhorrent, as it has ridiculously sky-high negative connotations. Whilst offence may not be expressly intended, the subtext is, quite frankly, homophobic. I’m not gay, and I know I sound as if I’m talking from atop my moral high ground, but I had to vent that because it doesn’t half make my blood boil.

  27. I just used “whilst” three times in one paragraph. We’re all fallible!

  28. You’re right. I usually proofread my things. It was a typo, and I somehow missed it. Friends. 🙂 <3

  29. hahahahaha language lover thanks for ownin that douchebag, what a faggot

  30. FINALLY, anonisgayisgay, you’re aware of my existence!! All that attention you’ve been smothering alordslums with has sent me flying into a jealous rage, so that I had no choice but to say something so provocative that it would absolutely incense you. Your droll and piquant put-downs over the past few weeks have had me frothing at the gash for you. Perhaps if your lord and master is willing to share, we could grab a cup of coffee some time…

  31. pretty sure we shouldn’t get on the wrong side of dakota…

  32. I can’t do it anymore. I just can’t. I’m retiring my vendetta against dan_fargis. I’ve been at this for hours, and I’m only just beginning to see the sheer volume of crap he’s posted on here.
    I still think you’re a total jerk, and even though I’m not going to say anything (because I have too much to do, I don’t have time to shoot down everything you say, despite how easy it is – you’re shameful).
    Goodbye Lamebook. I’m disappointed in you for allowing him to even be on webpages that are related to ones that allow him to enter any kind of text, or the incredible drivel that seems to pass for text with him.

  33. @dan_fargis. Dude. Not cool. I bet you get all your political views from FOX news. That’s a bad thing by the way.

  34. /End thread!

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