I’m assuming that’s why you exist in the first place. Your dad saw a gaping space and also decided it needed to be filled. Although I’m assuming he didn’t get “firsties”, which may explain your continued efforts to get them yourself. I wonder if he is also knobjockey’s father. Two peas in a pod.
@knobjockey – yeah I think Bucky’s “Harry Potter” tee is fitting too tight. he’s all worked up about me posting first and somehow you got dragged into it. Don’t let it bother you. Pop another Xanny and Bucky will go back to the shire.
Cant belive there is someone who is actually called Ry Ry, fuck knows how that would be pronounced, its ounds like a starting car, also natasha really is a slut if she doesnt even know what colour her own baby is.
If you want to have sex with Danielle, just say these words, “I love your body.” Open sesame. Of course you would have to tolerate the, “I love having sex. I am so young and hot. I have a hot body. I am banging ass hot. I am a MYLF. I have a Ry Ry. I’m so good in bed.” ad infinitum nauseum.
It’s all about conditioning. Just stash a sock down by your monkey hole when you and the husband are going at it. Make sure he sees it. Keep doing it until you notice him getting excited any time you’re folding the laundry. Nature will take over and you’ll be in crusty sock heaven.