Monday, December 28, 2009

Pants Party



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  1. Heidi, if you think air is easier to get rid of than liquid then you must be a pretty silly dyke. Here I will show you how quick liquid from the scrotum can be relieved ;)

    XTC CREME? HAHA thanks lamebook, I’ve got something new to try.

  2. I m confused , is Heidi a nurse or a prostitute ?

    I bet my co worker uses XTC creme , migth explain the silly grin she wears on her face all day long.

  3. Haha thats TMI

  4. KY jelly for a dollar? Stick it up your ass!

  5. @ Insane… I am sure with KY Jelly you could get a whole lot more interesting items up there… *Insert Evil Grin Here* Like KennyChen… :D *Menacing laughter commences*

  6. Insane. I dunno about you, but I pee out of my bladder. If your peeing out of your scrotum I think you should really get that checked out….

  7. What in the…

  8. Nurse or prostitute, that funny.
    Couldn’t they have just like stuck a pin in it? or would it pop?

  9. daammnn Toni what happened to your penis?

  10. @pusiu: Does mummy and daddy know that you are using their computer?

    Go tell them, and while you’re at it, get them to explain some of the jokes to you.

    Once you understand some of the grown up jokes you might not look quite so foolish in the future.

    Gas that escaped during surgery FTW.

  11. How the giddy fuck does gas from an operation make it’s way into someone’s scrote?
    On second thoughts, forget I asked – I really don’t think I want to know.

    Poor Toni, no penis – she can borrow mine if she likes . . .

  12. Are we sharing TMI cause I got a story to share. Im gonna need to type fast bc the subject of the story is in the room with me. :) Really pusiu? Really? You dont get it? I thought nobody was this innocent anymore. Well I guess we all can’t be jaded perverts.

  13. Im just doing my bit to stop the ignorance :)
    And fluid in the testicle is called a hydrocele….
    Mummy and Daddy do know that I am using their computer, and they are fine with it.

    And Mercure, once you have gotten off your high horse, you may notice that I was also joking…. Jeez, some people….

  14. Some people really need to limit the info they put out into the world.

  15. And here i am thinking the fluid from my testicle was called sperm. Hydrocele… Well there is no limit to the stuff you learn on line

  16. Lol Me, im not innocent, but tbh if you think your semen comes from your scrotum, I think you should take a look in an anatomy book….

  17. Lol Father Sha. It is sperm, well seminal fluid anyway. A hydrocele is an ABNORMAL collection of fluid in your testicle. :)

  18. @pusiu: Now Im blushing cause Im a woman and thus do not make semen. And while I dont read anatomy books I was in the room while my husband had his vasectomy. So Im not completly clueless.

  19. Haha this is quickly turning in to a TMI medical forum.

  20. Lol I don’t know what your husbands vasectomy has to do with anything, but ok :)

  21. I saw whats inside a mans scrotum. Total nightmare fuel. And yes semen does not come from the scrotum per se. But the tubes that “carry” it are. I saw them cauterized. The look of terror on my husbands face as puff of smoke wafted off his balls was classic.

    Father sha: LOL! I share on here bc its annonymous. I would never post this on f.b or anywhere where people would know who I was.

  22. Iv seen inside a scrotum as well. I know, its not pretty.
    Who ever said beauty was on the inside has never been to an anatomy class!

    Anonynymity is great isn’t it!

  23. Yes it certainly is.

  24. pusiu- agreed..(about the beauty on the inside) lol. I didn’t take an anatomy class per se, but my Human Biology class covered enough.. Not a good class to take with a weak stomach :) Yay for “educational” videos and labs.

  25. stop saying per se

  26. @pusiu: I think Insane was volunteering to demonstrate to Heidi how he would be able expel a liquid that had its origins within his scrotal sac.

    This would no doubt have involved Insane bending Heidi over like a cheap French putain and going at her like a piston from a steam engine.

    You might hear some of the older boys at school say about their female classmates, “I wouldn’t mind emptying my nuts into that” which conveys a similar meaning.

  27. lol i dont go to school.
    And I still stand by my point. If there is any liquid in his sctrotal sac, then that would would not be easy to expel. Because its not supposed to be in his scrotal sac. :)

  28. and it doesnt really become much of a liquid until it passes through the prostate anyway…. :)

  29. I know im being pedantic, but what started off with a joke ended up with you belittling me. Just giving you a taste of your own medicine :)

  30. @belardi, to be fair, per se was said by 2 different people.

  31. @belardi – I don’t like cookies per se, but I do enjoy oreos. Would you like to go to the Per Se restaurant with me? We can have Per Se’s special :)

  32. Per se

  33. @Mercure: Noticed that you promote gigs when you aren’t being sanctimonious on Lamebook.

  34. Lamebook is seriously making me lose faith in the human race. It’s like passing a bloody accident on the side of the road. I try not to stare, but I just… can’t… help… myself :(

  35. Heidi the nurse-with-benefits is quite correct. My brother was in a bike accident some time ago, and while observing Newton’s law of motion, bumped his scrotum on the handlebar. I saw the result. Put me off hydrocele forever.

  36. Kayla and Toni really should look into other job opportunities. I hear you can burn out in the sex trade pretty quickly.

    I mean really, who the hell gets that excited about KY and sex stimulants?

  37. @pusiu: The correct word would be Scrotohydrocele actually ;)

  38. what are you talking about. There is no such thing as a scrotohydrocele. Its just a hydrocele

  39. @ Antarctic Circle There is something both funny and horrifying about a swollen scrotum. My old man’s swelled up after his surgery. So big they were wrinkle free. And bruised too, looked like big purple plums.

  40. @ Me – yes, a truly horrifying sight, and I aim to complete the rest of my life without having to suffer that kind of “discomfort”. Hope I didn’t just jinx myself!

  41. @38: Well, it was a half joke, but if you insist…I am a Nurse, and the general definition is hydr/o(water) and cele(hernia), but hey let’s throw scrot/o in there–that way it tells WHERE the water build-up is.

  42. By the fuck, that’s more then I ever wanted to know and can’t believe I even read.

  43. @Mercure. Hey Im French! Why does She have to be a “cheap French putain”?! Why not, say, Swedish?! LOL! :-)

    BTW, this site makes my workdays all that more enjoyable.

  44. I hope Kayla’s father isn’t on facebook.

  45. Because the general stereotype for French girls is hot maids…mmmmmm… Oh, that and the fact that the Frenchies are a bunch of yellow bellied surrender monkeys ;)

  46. No way! Really Finn. You don’t say. Thank you for enlightening me Captain Obvious. I was unaware of the stereotype.

    I knew what Mercure meant. I was JOKING! What a shame we can’t make comments that are disagreeable to others.

  47. People actually get sex products from Spencers? Trashy.

  48. Screw Wikipedia. I’m using the Lamebook comments section to get all of my unverified information from now on!

  49. @Pusiu: By the fuck, what chu talkin’ bout Willis? Ah I see, someone with a little too much information and time and on their hands. Well why don’t we take my joke, along with your information, rub a bit of KY Jelly on the two items and jam them in past your anal sphincter, into your colon! Yes that sounds like alot more fun than sharing vast amounts of biological information on Lamebook.

    @Svetlana: Are you offering your body for sexual scientific endeavours? Ok maybe I better get that el-cheapo KY jelly.

    @Mercure: Spot on, Spot on. I owe you a beer for that one.

  50. I love you Insane, so, so much.

  51. @Insane: I think you mean “ring piece” per se.

    Mmmmmmmm Svetlana….that’s hot.

  52. msjessiemeghan… I was thinking the same thing. I thought everything at Spencers was intended as gag gifts. She’s probably rubbing toxic chemicals on her goodies.

  53. @ Pusiu – Damn, you are a sad individual. I am currently studying Pathology and I don’t feel the need to share my vast knowledge of anatomy with everyone on a fucking thread. Maybe you should grow some balls and stop being such a pussy. No one here (with the exception of you, KennyChen and Lorne852) are social retards or fucking douchebags. We get the inside jokes… you don’t.

    @Insane, and SeeBea. LOL, I have no comment. Except that maybe we can get whatever is in your scrotum – i.e. your testes, to travel through your urethra, all over my chest and face.

    Have a nice day, all! :)

  54. *i.e. in your testes

  55. Jesus you guys are an angry bunch

  56. I didnt know that you lot have such an aversion to a little bit of information. Jeez…

  57. I must side with pusiu , there’s a lot of anger and elitary behaviour going on here …

    Dare i say that a small few are censoring the ones that do not think alike ?

    You lot go all out on the poor well informed fellow for defending himself.

    I am used to a lot wittier remarks coming from the holy lamebook threesome …

  58. OUCH Father Sha, you cut me to the quick. Why are you so full of hate?
    Is this still about the fucking deer? You gotta get off that, leave that baggage at the curb and step over it man. That stuff will eat you up inside brother.
    BTW, I don’t think I actually elitaried anybody.

  59. @pisiu It’s nothing against what you said, but how you said it. I understand if you have a vast knowledge, but, does it really matter to defend to the death that sperm does not come out of your scrotum but indeed your testes?

    Please understand where the anger is coming from before burning me at the stake again?? Look at the first post made… and then it just goes on and on… :(

    December 28th, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Im just doing my bit to stop the ignorance
    And fluid in the testicle is called a hydrocele….
    Mummy and Daddy do know that I am using their computer, and they are fine with it.

    And Mercure, once you have gotten off your high horse, you may notice that I was also joking…. Jeez, some people….

    December 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
    lol i dont go to school.
    And I still stand by my point. If there is any liquid in his sctrotal sac, then that would would not be easy to expel. Because its not supposed to be in his scrotal sac.

    December 28th, 2009 at 11:13 am
    and it doesnt really become much of a liquid until it passes through the prostate anyway….

    December 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
    I know im being pedantic, but what started off with a joke ended up with you belittling me. Just giving you a taste of your own medicine

    Likewise pal, likewise…

  60. hehe this was not even directed to you mate.

    I just have a soft spot for the victims of this world … i never let anyone stand alone that deserves a bit of support.

    And i swear you guys make me laugh a lot of the time but i am not really impressed by the way you guys force your authority on the ones that offer different opinions.

    And i know , i am whining – reading lamebook must have infected me with some kind of sensitivity virus

    I ll go look for my nuts now.

  61. @Svetlana: Wow, if there was any doubt that I loved you it is gone now.

    @Father Sha: I still love you too man.

    @pussio: To be fair, you said yourself that you are being pedantic…that’s just asking for it. That’s like saying “Here are my nuts squish them. By the fuck, here, squish them again.” Then bending over and offering your ring piece up for sacrifce. Honestly, it’s kind of retarted.

  62. Lets light a bonfire and dance around it naked, holding hands and chanting hippie slogans

    Spread the love people

  63. Father Sha – I get a feeling you are a middle-aged man, who was picked on as a child… Am I right??

  64. Haha not at all, i just have a very big authority issue and once i get a hint of people bullying and behaving as ‘the man’ i’m game …(not the deer kind of game seabea …)

    I hate picking on easy victims. Bullies on the other hand are lovely victims, at least they know how to fight back.

    The lost causes of this world are in dire need of a bit of defending.

  65. I can’t pick on you, ’cause you are actually an intelligent man pretending to be stupid… :( And making it worse by defending the underdog. I was an underdog too, a long long time ago, and then I realized nothing can take your knowledge away from you…
    They can call you whatever they want… but if you’re not stupid, and they call you that… well, kudos for trying…

  66. So you see we are not so very different , we just have a different approach.

    You could even argue that by attacking people for acting as elitary pompous pricks i put myself in an elitary position and so on …

    confusing isn’t it.

  67. Wow… sometimes reading Lamebook is like watching an intellectual swordfight; it’s interesting to say the least.

    Almost as interesting as the image of a grapefruit sized scrotum. WTF, I didn’t know that could happen- wouldn’t it burst?!?!

    Either way it sounds fucking painful.

  68. See, I am a middle-aged man who was picked on as a child.
    Now I’m an overfed horny goof that can’t take anything seriously.

    As for the fire, I am there!

  69. i ll bring some of my amish cousins ,tall, blonde with apple cheeks and they are delightfully naive , you’ll like ‘em … Satisfactions guaranteed.

  70. Honestly, where the fuck do these people come from? That think it’s like, ok to post personal-ass shit like this on a network full of all your friends and possibly family to see. I mean, I’m not stuck up at all but…one of these days I am just going to rapid-fire add all these retards and have an endless stream of entertainment for all at the expense of people’s dignities. It’s gonna be sweet.

  71. @)pink broccoli: It wasnt all that painful to my husband more alarming. It was the bruising and stitches that hurt. He was freaked at how big they got though. It lasted for about 3 days and then slowly deflated. He was a good sport about it and never got mad at me for giggling and asking to see them. I guess any attention paid to ones bits is good attention. :)

  72. @Zoned: joking aside – pusiu is right, there is no such word as scrotohydrocele. If you were really a nurse, you would know that, by definition, a hydrocele is a collection of fluid in or around the scrotal sac. Therefore, no need to add “scroto-” to the beginning.

    You can call it just a hydrocele or a hydrocele testis. So, bravo pusiu, you were correct. Although, you should get off your high horse and stop thinking everything you say is completely correct. It’s not.

    BTW – I’m a REAL nurse…

  73. I indeed know what a hydrocele is, hence the joke of adding scrot/o in there. I guess I’m not too good at expressing my sarcasm online.

  74. And btw–ME too.

  75. boobies.

  76. @Father Sha: Settle petal. I was merely being ironic. I shall make it up to Pisiu at the fire ;)

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