How is that not easy to understand? He woke up from having sex with his hot asian girlfriend (she’s still married but getting a divorce) and her teenage daughter walked in on him with his hand on her vag.
Just seems odd to me that the door to their smoke/fuck session was left unlocked the whole time. You’d think if you were gonna do that youd get the teenage daughter her own room so you can plow away, but meh, thats just me.
Jesse’s looks like the first paragraph of a Penthouse Forum letter.
“I always thought these stories were made up, but then this happened to *me*…”
What really happened is Jesse was laying in bed with a fat Asian prostitute trying to explain to her how that sort of thing has never happened to him before, but since the session only lasted for 25 seconds he would like some of his money back. The “teenage daughter” was the prostitute’s pimp who busted in to throw Jesse’s cheap ass out the door.
By the way, self-censorship just makes you look like a puritanical moron. If you’re going to use the word just use it…covering it up with asterisks just makes you look foolish.
@dan_fargis how do you figure that the US used to be the best country in the world, it is after all like all other countries just a giant landmass that people have given a name to, you can’t really claim that god said it was the best landmass in the world cause it didn’t officially exist when that catastrophe of drug induced bollocks of a book was written.
do you determine it perhaps on the adulterous heathenistic denizens that you so openly ridicule on this site?
or do is it an opinion based on a worldwide vote that resulted in the USA being the overall best? or is it simply because it is big?
I don’t have any opinion of the US negative or positive it simply just is, as is every other country on this planet.
but when it comes to speaking our language do it properly colour is spelt with a “u” as so the word “parlour”
Right, So i have been a fairly devout lamebook follower for the last 9 months or so (yes, i know ben and Frodo), but i feel it is finally the time to subscribe and comment on my beloved posts.
What is going on? the wit, pace and intelligence of the comments section has completely disappeared. Guaranteed entertainment vai soup, word, hobo (malteaser) has been replaced with a trolling (but still annoying) religious zealot, an illiterate carpenter’s fan club (Yoink is funny as hell, but seriously whats with the constant ‘i love Yoink’ bullshit) and endless twilight/justin beiber/women in kitchen/other-current-affair-which-only-14-year-olds-care-about shite.
Cmon folks, next time the ‘uk v usa’ ‘religion v science’ ‘colour v color’ debates come up, ignore them! Instead make a nice wholesome comment concerning grotesque sexual practices, how stupid the people in the posts are, or, erm, more grotesque sexual practices (looking at you soup).
I am also interested in the idea of BBQ scented vagina.
@kangarooster: Instead of bitching about the comments, why don’t you try to contribute something to add to the discussion? I’m neither witty, nor perverse, enough to do as you suggest.
That being said, I, too, am pretty sick of the yoink fan club business going on, as well as the trolling fargis. But not the BBQ vagina… that is pretty freakin’ nasty. If it smells like BBQ, it’s been marinating in it’s own juices for far too long.
kangarooster, next time you post something incendiary, i’m going to tie you to my office floor (i don’t have an office), and use your vagina (i presume you have a vagina) as the target for some gentle putting practice.
as the ceo of my own company (i don’t have my own company), i think it’s high time i learned to play golf properly and used my power to sexually exploit someone for my own gratification.
kangarooster, agreed. The yoink obsession got old about three days before he joined Lamebook, and that BritishHobo guy should just go hurl himself out of a window to save us having to read anymore of his dull, dull comments.
56 an 57 is bofe me fuckmustard but the dude whos pretendin to be me is sayin that hes the reel one an i need the way to prove it im gettin seryusly fucked off wiv it i fink sumones tryin ta drive me of lamebook
@yoink and F&%*Mustard – it appears to be a problem with the WordPress software which Lamebook uses. I’m not sure there’s much they could do other than find new software. Could be wrong though, hope I am.
I would think that bbq vag would be an indication of a pretty serious problem–not something to be desired. And why does Vinny know what his buddy’s gf’s vag looks like? What kind of bbq? Pulled pork? That’s gross. Just sayin’.