Lamebook - from lame to fame

Ok, checked urbandict, no entry for porkedo. (I’m a little too paranoid parrot to search google at work for some random slang term I don’t know what the eff it means)

Callia: Women can get hemophilia. Hemophilia is a sex linked disease, meaning it is carried on the 23 pair of chromosomes, specifically the x chromosome. Hemophilia is recessive, meaning that a women must have 2 affected chromosomes in order to get the disease. Men get it because they only have one x chromosome (the other being a y) meaning, assuming their mom is a carrier, they have a 50-50 chance. For a female to get it, their dad must have the disease, and their mom must be affected, and that they happened to get the affected chromosome. If you don’t take my word for it, then google it.

@Sababe, how dare you call me unattractive? What have I ever done to you? What are you, a retard-racist? Is it my lack of intelligence? My missing leg? My greasy purple hair? My eye patch? WHAT?

That’s it! I’ve had enough of this Lamebook that judges you on your looks! I’m so terribly, horribly distraught I can’t figure out if I’m forgetting something from my previous description. OH! The Wheelchair. It’s the WHEELCHAIR, HUH?

I blame you! all of you!

I also blame you for making me rant in paragraphs, with actual punctuation and full sentences.

Add paragraph about underwear modelling and my higher education.

And also, I miss Paranoid Android, Imamofo, Curlybap and Wordpervet. And even British Hobo. They were my best masturbation aid, and now you’ve driven (some of at least) them away. I’ve started looking at sheep funny, now.

(Warning: Caps Lock) SEE WHAT YOU’RE MAKING ME DO?

I’m leaving this Lamebook! Forev… For at least 5 minutes, just long enough to come back under another name.

You cocksucking, herpes-infected gash rags!

I LOVED YOU!
(I could go on, but breakfast is ready…)

Dryheat takes the prize.

@villavanachos Surely perfectendinguk’s whole point is that Jonathan didn’t say ‘an L-value’; he said ‘a L-value’ which, as you’ve just pointed out, is wrong.