Lamebook - from lame to fame

When I used to work as a Librarian I had to deal with noisy customers all the time, moaning, wailing, high pitched screaming, chattering loudly the whole shebang.

I found that a poke in the eye followed by a swift right hook and the forceful insertion of my foot up the offenders ringer usually sorted the issue right out… they were good times at Ilkely Junior School Community Library, Good times.

I completely forgot for a second that in the USA you don’t use the Bidet, although, thinking it was a water fountain was just BEYOND STUPID! xD

I was fired from the muck selling fucking hovel for being ‘too intense’.. the miserable, pissflappy, rancid wanky little fuckpigs.

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Ditto.

@twitnit check out the latest lamebook entry called “more suroor” this one its worth its weight in gold LOL