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Meh. Chelsea’s another in the long line of annoying little twats who think it’s cute to have a fucking seizure while their finger is on the last letter of random words. I hope she gets lost on her way to Japan.

that post made me laugh so hard that air literally came out of my tear ducts

has anyone seen the episode of Maury where some guy claimed that their “doctor” said that the chic conceived their twins with 2 different guys? like the doc was all precise on the date of conception(isn’t it nearly impossible to be precise on WHAT day exactly you conceived?!) and said she slept with 2 guys within 24 hours, and conceived that way(even though Maury then was like, “Mario, you ARE the father!!” to the twins)- what a quack lol! most doctors have trouble estimating the exact period of conception half the time but i love how stupid one can be as to say some shit like that- sad story.

and @34, i have done gymnastics way back in the day, but i don’t do any yoga, or anything
@35, and thank you for the kudos, greatly appreciated- i love kudos lol!!

*but the fact that all your joints are shifting, and have become softer, it’s easier to be more flexible- not from just MY experience, but from other impregnated girls i’ve known of

@curlybap – Yeah don’t worry, I got plenty… I keep an emergency swill load in a rusty old bucket, close to hand ready for just such an occasion.

@ujagoff – Strip naked, put on a shower cap and stand over there. It’s a complete nightmare if any of it gets in your hair, trust me.

Haha this is so cool!!