This makes me want to add pepper spray to popular feminine hygiene products, imagine the madness that would follow! #3, That’s absurd, it’s not sexist if it’s true, they’re not morons because they’re women, they’re just fucking idiots.
#3, see #5, now repeat #3. Helen Keller was blind, Mother Teresa was old, Oprah is black, Meryl Streep is a racist lesbian, don’t get me started on Mel, she sounds like she’s fucking 12, but, in her defense, the Titanic wasn’t an event, it was a big fucking boat.
The second one is retarded. I know a girl with no hair on her body whatsoever, and she draws her eyebrows on, and uses a wig and fake lashes. This girl could either have lost her hair recently, or she could have just started drawing her eyebrows on.
#15 I might have to google that a little later, maybe you’re onto something. Would I go to hell for masterbating to pictures of Mother Teresa? If you’re wrong though I’m going to have to go back to the dirty pics of Princess Diana stripping on the deck of a big boat…mmm…sexy…
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Haha…So, anyway, as much fun as this was, I left and attempted to go to a meeting and apparently my head gasket is cracked. My life is practically the definition of shit going wrong at the worst possible time. Have a nice day guy, I have to quit acting retarded and be serious for a little bit!
Yes chompchomp, I can: the second is is not lame at all. Someone has no eyebrows (perhaps as a result of chemotherapy, over enthusiastic plucking or alopecia) and so draws them on with an eyebrow pencil. She forgets and smudges them when she wipes her brow. So she wants a recommendation for a ‘permanent makeup artist’ – which is someone skilled in the specialised art of tattooing for cosmetic purposes (rather than just skulls and barbed wire). Lamebook can sometimes be a dick.
Nope, didn’t care, wasn’t so much a meeting as a job interview…would of had it too had I made it there. Good news it should be all fixed by Monday and they ‘might’ give me another chance to come in if if I’m lucky
You’re as in… You are in need of a fucking dictionary.
Your… When you get your dictionary I hope you use it.
The definition of your is belonging to you. Now that our grammar lesson is over read your conception of misspelling in the cap’n comment….feel a little retarded now?
You’re*!! I experience temporary loss of my intelligence when dealing with stupid Fucking retards!
MsAnneThrope I’ve read your comments, your manner reminds me of my own! Your bitch slaps of reality are what people need!
What? Was that not clear enough for you? “degrade another”…have you ever seen anything so insecure? You’ve gotta be one of the few that keeps coming back to check these old threads, why? You spend hour after hour on here, why? I bet you sit awake at night, wondering what people think about you and why you don’t have any friends. Are you single? I bet you’re single. Whenever a member of the opposite sex shows you the slightest bit of interest, you jump all over them so hard that they run for the hills as fast as they possibly can. Cockbreath? Nope.