i think that what happened is marcelus, or his brother, used to date janice, and they went on family feud, and just as they were about to take the big cash prize home, marcelus/his brother, got a really simple question wrong, like, what would you most likely find in a movie theatre, and the answer was dust or popcorn or people, and marcelus/his brother said peewee herman (or something like that), and they were going to buy a yacht with that money.
marcelus’ pride is obviously wounded. i think the grandmother was probably the team captain. i hope they got a free mug for taking part with ‘family feud’ on it. i think when ellen says ‘lozzers’ she means ‘losers’ and is referring to team marcelus’ family, and if the kiddy is going to be a ‘wiener’ it needs to grow up around other ‘wieners’* ie not marcelus’ family.
I am sure that you aren’t talking about me because I am not the person you want to say bad things about. I am not concerned with the fact that you are with child and will still physically abuse you. If you were to have a conversation with my grandmother she would tell you that it isn’t in your best interest to anger me. This is true. You should stop saying negative things about me or unfortunate things may happen to you.
Marcelus to Ellen:
Janice, your propensity for saying negative things about me may get someone else in trouble and that someone may get hurt. Please keep these comments to yourself for everyone’s safety. As you well know, once you pop, you just can’t stop….at two! (sorry, it reminded me of Lays….)
podľa môjho názoru, príliš defenzívne a / alebo konfrontačnej ľudia majú jednu z troch problémov: oni majú veľmi málo sebavedomia a používať silné slová, aby sa na to, že hľadajú pomoc, alebo majú hyperaktívneho hypofýzy.
Wow. Marcellus’ writing is quite incomprehensible. Except he ought to be careful, a lot of what he wrote appears to be a threat and if she tried to take legal action against him, this could easily come back to bite him in the ass.
Janice: I love how fake people are, and that they lie to protect their deadbeat family members. Thats okay though. Karma is an unkind mistress and that aformentioned familly member will certainly get his comeuppance. It’s going to be a long night. Hopefully the child inside of my body will allow me to rest.
(2 people find this post quite agreeable)
Marcellus: I know that this post doesn’t refer to me because I am not one to be trifiled with. I do not care that you are pregnat, if you insult mine honor I shall demand satisfaction. Ask my grandmother and she will tell you herself that I do not care who you are if you insult mine honor I will thrash you quite throughly. You have been warned cease this tomfoolery or suffer the consequences.
Ellen: Janice, Marcellus is of a lower class than you are,banish the thought of him. Get thee to your motherly duties for you shall find great joy in them. You are going to be a mother soon and you do not want your child gallavanting about with commoners. It matters not who the father of the child is, you do not want your child associating with such rubbish. I pray that all your days with you child be happy ones full of love. I am here if you ever need to borrow mine ear.
Marcellus: Ellen, you do not know of that which doth speak. Do not speak on the matter further.
Marcellus: For the safety of all, Janice I pray thee seal thine loose lips woman. I do not wish to duel anyone but I shall demand satisfaction from anyone that would besmirch my honor. I shall not stop until my honor has been restored, not matter how many adversaries I would thus face.
Is it just me, or do the black people seem even more illiterate and retarded than the rest of the human detritus on this site? And what’s with black guys publicly threatening females with violence? WTF is wrong with these people? Is it just a room-temperature IQ or what?
How can you assume they’re black? You can’t see them and their pictures are blurred/pixilated so I think you’re confused. If that’s the type of box you put people in, then I feel very sorry for your ignorance. You must lead a sad life. I’ve seen numerous posts on Facebook from high school peers and people who really didn’t do too much with their lives. These people use bad grammar. These people have intense financial issues that force them to apply for government assistance, such as food stamps and welfare. These people are white.
I am black and came from a totally different background then they did, am almost done with my scholastic education, and have never had to apply for government assistance. Do I base my opinions of white people based upon their poor grammar and life choices? No.
@ Carrots- I guess ignorance ignites ignorance. We were just reminded of how far we’ve come and also how far we’ve slid back.
Aries, that was hilarious. I’ve always wanted to translate ghetto-speak into classic English. For example, ‘haters be hatin’ = ‘Those who take pleasure in being cantankerous will persevere in their cantankerousness.’
Urbanc, I agree, the problem is really to do with the sub-culture of the lower inner-city class (and the very rural class – although rural whites seem to have more problems than rural blacks). However, I do recommend that you base your opinions of white people with bad grammar based upon their bad grammar. In my experience teaching, idiocy really transcends all races (like that ‘Asians are smart’ stereotype is a bunch of bull).
However, I do think that statistically speaking, ‘Marcelus’ is far more common as a name for blacks than whites. Of course, usually it is spelled ‘Marcellus,’ which could be his name and he just misspelled in on FB.
I agree. This post wasn’t funny. It made me feel sick. It concerns me that people feel it’s acceptable to use the comment section on this post to demonstrate their wittiness and the cleverness of their vocabularly, whilst ignoring the fact that this post is a clear example of, at best, an attempt to intimidate and, at worst, a clear threat to the well-being of Janice and her unborn child.
I don’t give a crap about either of their spelling; I’m just disgusted that Marcelus thinks it’s okay to beat or publicly threaten other people. If I was Janice I’d print out that post, show it to the cops, and get a restraining order. He’s clearly volatile and mentally unsound.
Marcelus at least has his heart (inadvertently) in the right place if he wants to kill these other two mouth breathers. Hopefully he’ll do the deeds before the one has a chance to spew more human garbage from her crotch. Then the justice system can do us the favor of keeping Marcelus away. It’d be a win-win.
Re: assuming race, yes it’s possible they could be white/hispanic/whatever, but the odds ARE highly stacked in that favor.
And while those people from earlier might have been a bit blunt, as someone who worked in the most ghetto Midwest gas station outside of North Minneapolis, I saw that behavior every…single…day. One particular classy individual would look down at his handsome little boy and say “come over here lil’ nigga!” Dad of the year.
While we might not like stereotypes, often they are based in truth, no matter what box we might check on an affirmative action section.