#15: You are clearly not female or else you wouldn’t be asking.
While I would love for all the males out there to become aware of how utterly dreadful it can be during a female’s “time of the month”, this is ever so slightly the tiniest of overshares. It’s better kept as an e-mail passed around amongst the females in this exchange or in a regular conversation, though they’d probably discuss even more private things in person.
And Jason? It doesn’t necessarily take ovarian cancer to get that special kind of butt-kicking pain that would require a prescription pain med. EWndometriosis and polycystic ovarian syndrome are two other *fine* candidates there.