These long drawn out frapes are usually more interesting to those who know them personally. As an outsider looking in, I prefer much shorter frapes. Say it all in 2 lines for maximum entertainment value.
hi, i’m an embittered ex-lover logged into my ex-lover’s facebook account. i’m very mad and the only way i can express it is by writing from a constantly switching and confusing set of perspectives. am i currently talking about me through the voice of my ex? or perhaps i’ve now returned to talking about the ex through my own voice. you’ll never know, because i sure as hell don’t. also i have terrible grammar and sentence structure.
Stop changing tense / point of view. I have a hell of a time following these long drawn out things as it is when I don’t give a shit. Constantly switching around the POV only makes it worse. If “she” is Rachel, then why blur out her first name anyway and make it even more confusing?
T1000, please don’t take Capn’s approval on that other thread as general accolades. Your repetitive, inane shit makes my eyes bleed, and I believe that I’m not alone in this. Capn does so many drugs that he giggles at his own navel, so his idea of humour is not to be trusted. Believe me when I tell you that you are as unfunny as hepatitis.
Do yourself a favour and create a new account. Then, if you’re up for it, contribute as a human being and attempt to be:
(a) witty / funny
(d) educated and verbose
(e) a white or black supremacist
(f) unique and interesting
SLG, no, he’s really not successful. I have been absent a number of weeks and this morning have been attempting to catch up on what I ‘missed’.
That much drivel all in one go is annoying, granted, but in little bite-sized pieces, would have been subpar troll behaviour.
He’s no ytmutant; more a monosyllabic Steeeever with geek tendencies.
Bacharlene , go back to where ever the fuck you disappeared to because you’re taking this shit seriously now. time to grow up and move on. if you need to control a commenters content, what kind of fucking world do you live in ? go save some cows from the slaughter.
I believe the problem here is that everyone is taking themselves too seriously.
Hahahahaha wait, no, that’s not it. It’s that Flames and T1000 are unfunny.
Wait, that’s not it either. Because I could care less if they were funny. But they’re not even… I don’t know the word, “useful”? “Relevant?” “Interesting?”
My god Bacchante, are you sure you have the right Capn? You mind pointing me in the right direction of this thread you speak of? I’m not generally willing to hand out my approval like Paris Hilton passing around her vagina. Maybe I’ve been sober for way too long, I’m kind of enjoying it…Are you sure it wasn’t that imposter cptn floating around here again?
Brilliant! The way he starts in first person, slips into second, like a well maintained Suburu, and ends it so effectively, in third. If only there was fourth and fifth person narrative! Say what you want about Rachel, that slattern, that strumpet, that beautiful launderette hath inspired genius.
Can’t believe you all took the time to read that fucking drivel.
What’s a wanking cunt? Is it a cunt that has such huge flaps that they actually flap around in the wind, beating the clit into a piss-drenched frenzy that men will find attractive until they realise it’s just piss .