Hey dryheat, you are aware that the wrist of a living human isn’t flat, right? This, in conjunction with the hopelessly amateurish camera work, causes the visual perspective phenomena making the font appear uneven-looking.
The above explanation is in no way intended to detract from the incredible fucking stupidity on display by Olivia and Jordan here.
I demand a series of photographs taken with at least 4 different cameras and some video footage, too, before I will say for sure that those two letters are bigger.
Ideally, I’d like to flay the skin off Olivia’s wrist and flatten it out onto a medical slide so I could examine it with my Mass Spectrometer.
But I accept that it would prove difficult to get Olivia’s compliance with this. Selfish cunt.
@pixeldust- my friend’s husband got her name tattooed on his hand after about a month of being together. That was 5 years ago & they’re happily married. Sometimes it does work out.
I’ve got my husband ( of 8 years’) name worked into a tattoo on my back. If things ever did go wrong (heaven forbid) I could easily have it retouched. That’s a wise way forward I think.
Haha MissAnne, unless she has a marble under her skin, the “a” definitely shouldn’t be that big… But I’m a fair man…. I’m willing to wait for the skin flaying procedure to be done so we can settle this once and for all.
hawkbit, the ‘mass-spectrometer’ reference was a reference to it’s over-reference in various CSI-type shows. They use it as a magical deus ex machina and I want to too, dammit. You’re a bit of a cunt if you want to take this away from me.
And, aussie-prick, I was responding to comment #19 from dryheat which was directly above . It was rude of me to not acknowledge that, and I would apologise if I wasn’t such a bitch.