I honestly don’t think this is a fake at all. I have met a lot of different people in my life, being an artist and a person whom travels often and lives in different cities. I have known people not far off from this. Hahaha There is a specific breed of idiot whom thinks that the stupid shit they come up with is clever as hell for some reason. I had this one guy I used to know that was pretty much insane and he used to come up with stupid ass shit like this and think he was a genius or something. That’s what this reminds me of hehe One of the things he came up with once was “you can’t tell the difference between a dick and a sausage, that’s why they both end up in your mouth.” I shit you not, I could not make that up.