Yes MsAnne. My generation filled the dump with disposable everything, drove everywhere, never learned to walk, eats out every night, has no idea how to grow or cook a vegetable, salivates over the latest technology and stands in line waiting for it, pays as much for a pair of jeans as some people pay for a mortgage payment, throws out more than an older generation ever owned and is in debt up to their teeth.
That’s YOU. haha
I love how you believe I am old. And a woman. Terribly gullible.
heh. NateK is pretty fucking sure of itself for a someone with the personality of a cancerous testicle…
and herp is pretty fucking fucking sure of itself for reasons that continue to fucking mystify everybody.
stay tuned and let’s see just how much I can manage to upset the poor little bitches. If i don’t get (*at least*) a 12 paragraph rant ala SLUG, then i reserve the right to call you second-rate wannabe trolls.
Anne, I worry that you upset yourself far more than others. I’m sure nobody wants to see an old bag like you having a public breakdown, why not join a local book group? I’m sure some real social interaction will alleviate your obvious dissatisfaction with your lonely and sad existence. You might even get laid!
Whistle. Yellow Card. Teeko. On a previous post you wrote ‘I don’t have the parts so couldn’t say if it would give me an erection or not’ yet above you think it’s funny that MsAnne thinks you’re a woman.
After months and months of comment lurking and seeing every god damn post having some bullshit comments with the same illogical argument in it, I think its safe to say that MsAnne needs some dick. There, I said it. So I’m going to get a good nights sleep tonight after getting that shit off my chest since the day Ive been on lamebook. Night.
Wow what an original and very funny retort you’ve presented me with Capn. Let me ease your fears by ensuring you that, unlike your ancestors, I shall be reproducing with another human being, and unlike your parents, that human being is not a relative.
Following these precautions, I shall be contributing the same function that has ensured the continuation of our species over millions of years.
Oh, hell, fuck the whole family thing, who cares about bloodlines, really? You say sister, I say three open holes that need filling at some point. Now, you on the other hand only claim to have two, but we’ll fucking work on it…and don’t go giving me that heterosexual spew and screaming rape and all that bullshit…that’s just gonna fucking turn me on and this wooden cocks gonna push twice as hard! If it makes you feel any better I’ll let my sisters Annabelle and Trixie play with your nipples while I’m “working”…you cool with that bro?
That’s odd, the way Capn and Anne talk about reproduction is as if they think it’s rather complicated, and that it doesn’t just require sexual intercourse (rather straightforward) and a succesful birth (guatanteed with today’s healthcare).
Perhaps their simple minds aren’t yet ready to grasp the true method of reproduction, and whoever is looking after them has dreamt up a complicated lie to deter them from ever successfully attempting it.
^ you first have to find someone who actually likes you, herpes, someone who can stand 5 minutes of your company without wanting to stab you through the fucking mouth with a star-picket. ergo – you will never breed.
No, fuck that, don’t change the topic…I thought my offer was fairly reasonable…you just gonna try and play it cool and avoid my question? It’s ok, I understand, you’re playing hard to get…perhaps if I chase you around for a little while and rub it up against your leg you’ll be more comfortable with idea?
#51: Really? Shoot, I was hoping to tie someone to a post and have my way with them. Back to the drawing board I guess!
#52: Pardon my indifference Capn, but I’m afraid I don’t share the same enthusiasm for the casual abuse and sodomy that your family have made a living out of. Why not try your antics out on Anne here? She seems to be literally gagging for something in her throat, and I’m sure she wont complain about your unusually shaped penis.
Fighting? Where? Hell, I’m just trying to talk this wanker into lettin’ me go muddin’ and maybe gimme a blowie afterwards…frankly, I demand an increase in suction…really he keeps turning me down but all I’m hearing is “harder big boy, give it to me..oooh baby I’m so wet…don’t stop daddy! Put it in my ass! I want you to cum inside me this time!” And, I’m not so sure about teeko’s penis…knowing people around here, “somebody” probably strung it up and made a necklace out of it…that’s the rumour, anyway..
And Teeko, seriously on comment #10? That can’t be blamed on the kids you fucktard, only on their parents – which IS that generation. Or the “greatest” generation – who started this fuckstorm of suck. It’s so funny to me when people blame stuff on the kids, “oh, look how lazy! they only play video games! they never go outside! they have no discipline!” Really?
And this is coming from someone who is not a kid (have 3 awesome kids of my own). And if my kid is fucking up, and it’s not something I have already taught them about, then it’s on me.