You fucking prick. Why the fuck would you do that? At what point did you stop masturbating in your own shit and think, “I know, I’ll post first on a website. That’s a valid use for my extremely important time”? You fucking retard.
On topic, why do teenage girls think that photoshopping words onto photos is a good thing to do? It’s almost as if they want to look stupid.
So sick of people with the “Never get emotionally attached to anything or anyone because everything is temporary” attitude. It’s so pathetic and depressing. Loss is a part of life. Sure, you might be upset when something comes to an end, but you’ll never be happy at all if you don’t allow yourself to make attachments.
Sorry, Pedantrix. Obviously maturity is more important than having fun. If the internet’s taught me anything, it’s that venting anger and bile at a moron is never cathartic or entertaining…
Oh no, wait. Fuck you. You fucking jumped-up shite bag. Who the fuck are you to tell people to show a little maturity? You’re such a fucking mongoloid that you think anyone in the world cares about your opinions. Go suck your dad’s dick.
Back to the point: I think the girl who says you should never get attached to anyone is just rationalising the fact that she’s a hideous skank who sleeps with strangers for validation and the crippling lack of a strong father figure.
Also, Lauren, I assume you posted that ridiculous picture so that the "someone" you were missing noticed it. If so, what possible good can come of it? You look like crap and you're quite clearly an emotional wreck. Stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself and get a life.
@Ben – there’s no point writing an essay on what can be stated in merely a few words. With regard to posting “first” I really don’t see why people get so worked up over it, it’s so easy to skim past it. You are clearly on the “Self Aggrandizing First Comment Hater Bandwagon” – I suppose it gives you some padding for what are pretty boring opinions & observations.
Other than Lauren’s desperate cry for attention, I think the dumbest thing on this page is Lindsey’s comment. She didn’t have the balls to really call Kayla on her stupid picture/comment without a complement as a sub-phrase. Second, she used the word (abbreviation?) “beaut” which is grounds for a bitch-slap in my opinion.
@ snip: it doesn’t sound like you’ve explored the concept in depth. it’s not really an attitude, but a philosophy of life. take palliative wards or hospice care, for example. if you’ve ever met the people who do hospice care, they are some of the most happy, emotionally well-tuned and stable people you’ll ever know–and guess what? the fact that their clients are all dying doesn’t change that.
the point is that making attachments is what leads to grasping and loss. rather, try making genuine human connection with people and experiencing those moments in time for the transience that they are. avoiding attachment is not the same thing as avoiding emotional bonds or intimacy.
@ Ben: Ooh! Trolling! That’s unique and a good use of your time, as well! And look at me! I’m posting on a site that mocks people’s photos, as well as ironic and misspelled Facebook posts! While being sarcastic and using a lot of exclamation marks! Surely there is nothing better I could be doing, like finishing the paper that I have due in 2 hours! In fact, I’ll bet none of us here have anything better and more constructive to do with our time than posting comments on this site!
Also, I’m saddened by Lauren’s pic. If you’re going to shoop words into a photo, don’t change fonts every word and make sure the font(s) you choose add something to the overall tone of the final product. This isn’t great art, but people generally expect stuff like that to mean something deep and meaningful, so it’s best not to look like a complete idiot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am depressed. Not because of what anyone has said to or about me (or anyone else, for that matter), per se. No, I am depressed because of how they have said it. I am depressed because the comments on this site are representative of the internet, and therefore of the current generation, as a whole. You see, I look at these comments, and what do I see? I see laziness and stupidity run rampant. I see a society that has decided it is not worth the effort to come up with a well-thought-out insult, that it is not worth the effort to make our jests humorous, and that it will suffice to use the same four-letter words and worn-out jokes that were first imagined years, if not decades, ago. Ladies and gentleman, I see a society that is comfortable with stagnation.
Now, I know that nothing I say will change anything. I know that there will be someone who will step in and call me Frodo, because he thinks it an insult. There will be someone who will step in and say something regarding the dubiousness of my character, questioning my sexuality, expounding upon how myu words mean that my looks are not up to current standards of beauty, or, God forbid, linking me to some form of genitalia. And what depresses me most of all is the fact that I am comfortable with this, the fact that I tell myself “This is how the world is now” and do not care enough to do more than complain.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to prove me wrong, and I pray fervently that you would, do not waste your time arguing this post. Do not debate its merits and flaws. And do not examine it for spelling or grammar errors (for there are none until tihs). Instead, put more effort, more thought, into what you type. Make your insults truly cutting and personalized. Make a hilarious joke by putting a little time into it. And by doing so, you will make the world a slightly better place.
cursormortis, you are a frodo and I question your sexuality and feel that perhaps you are linked in some way to some form of genitalia. Not only that, your level of attractiveness is not up to the standards set by society.
I would make a hilarious joke at your expense but I prefer to not go further, nor do I want to debate the merits and flaws of your post.
@cursormortis unfortunate tho it may be, I am probably the only one who read your post to the end. I would point out there there is indeed a typo prior to the one you did with purpose.
“expounding upon how myu words” (I point this out not because I am one of the grammar nazis but just because it was funny that you were so careful and probably proofread it twice prior to pressing submit and I hate when that happens to me.)
Oh yeah, and when preparing yourself for the insults you forgot one really popular one – you need to get laid. JK
I hope you took this post in the light, humorous vein in which it was intended.
@cursormortis Self annihilation is never the answer, I would be more than happy to discuss it with your wife but then she and I would begin dishing as wives do. She would tell me all the things that you do or fail to do that makes you undeserving of being laid.
Are you actually retarded? I mean, seriously, are you mentally subnormal? How the fuck have I proved that I’ve been changing names?
Me demonstrating the possibility of changing names does not preclude other people doing it. Why would I change my name anyway? I don’t think that there’s any evidence that I ever have done, aside from the two posts above.