Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Oh No! Photos

previous post: ThINKing Alike



  1. first

  2. wow her pussy looks pissed …

    and that tattoo is permanent to an extent. However when she gets preggo/gains her “happy weight” that beautiful tattoo is gonna turn into an old green cactus field.

  3. You fucking prick. Why the fuck would you do that? At what point did you stop masturbating in your own shit and think, “I know, I’ll post first on a website. That’s a valid use for my extremely important time”? You fucking retard.

    On topic, why do teenage girls think that photoshopping words onto photos is a good thing to do? It’s almost as if they want to look stupid.

  4. sputnik is a cock-end. that’s all I have to say about that

  5. So sick of people with the “Never get emotionally attached to anything or anyone because everything is temporary” attitude. It’s so pathetic and depressing. Loss is a part of life. Sure, you might be upset when something comes to an end, but you’ll never be happy at all if you don’t allow yourself to make attachments.

  6. Dear Ben,
    Agreed,and I think I may now love you.

  7. @Ben & DukeGay – twits! Why do you guys start having an absolute fit and get so cranked up when someone posts “first”? If you don’t like it, show a little maturity and ignore it…

  8. Ben – you’re a twat, chill the fuck out

  9. I don’t think I have ever seen a picture so emo before.It makes me wanna cut myself.

  10. Sorry, Pedantrix. Obviously maturity is more important than having fun. If the internet’s taught me anything, it’s that venting anger and bile at a moron is never cathartic or entertaining…

    Oh no, wait. Fuck you. You fucking jumped-up shite bag. Who the fuck are you to tell people to show a little maturity? You’re such a fucking mongoloid that you think anyone in the world cares about your opinions. Go suck your dad’s dick.

    Back to the point: I think the girl who says you should never get attached to anyone is just rationalising the fact that she’s a hideous skank who sleeps with strangers for validation and the crippling lack of a strong father figure.

  11. Jeni should be put down for having that metallic booger stuck to her upper lip.

  12. Ben – you’re still a twat

  13. you gotta pay the troll toll if ya wanna get the boy’s hooolleeeee

  14. Clever and witty, as ever, spastix. And impressive vocabulary too. I take it that you think posting “first” is a good and wise thing to do?

  15. chocolatemonkeynuts

    Hey Ben… Will you marry me? You are a legend.

  16. sputnik, you’re a mong. spastix, you’re also a mong. Posting ‘first’ on any website makes you a mong. Known fact. You’re both about as funny as a dead cat.

    Ben, right on geez. Fight the good fight.

  17. lostintranslation

    I <3 Ben.

    Also, Lauren, I assume you posted that ridiculous picture so that the "someone" you were missing noticed it. If so, what possible good can come of it? You look like crap and you're quite clearly an emotional wreck. Stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself and get a life.

  18. A) What kind of person names their kid “Ferd”?

    B) Despite his overreaction, I have to side with Ben on the first comment debate.

  19. Can I just say I am hating the “read the rest of this entry” on almost every single entry? Also…what’s with the ad that takes you to a stupid website almost every time I come to this page? Sucks.

  20. @Ben – there’s no point writing an essay on what can be stated in merely a few words. With regard to posting “first” I really don’t see why people get so worked up over it, it’s so easy to skim past it. You are clearly on the “Self Aggrandizing First Comment Hater Bandwagon” – I suppose it gives you some padding for what are pretty boring opinions & observations.

  21. Huh? Love equals pain? Since when? Ahh, I am forgetting the complex workings of today’s youth.

  22. Don’t fall for it, Ben, spastix is clearly laying a Godwin’s Law trap there, the mong.

  23. Agreed, I keep getting taken to some strange advertisement site, for medical products. It’s really annoying, Lamebook! I hope it’s not on purpose.

    Also, that emo girl is pathetic. get a life.

  24. Rail Hen Zit

  25. people who photoshop words on a depressing self-photo should just go back to MySpace.

  26. Other than Lauren’s desperate cry for attention, I think the dumbest thing on this page is Lindsey’s comment. She didn’t have the balls to really call Kayla on her stupid picture/comment without a complement as a sub-phrase. Second, she used the word (abbreviation?) “beaut” which is grounds for a bitch-slap in my opinion.

  27. Am I the only one wondering wth is going on in Kate’s photo?

  28. @26 – it’s not that lame really, I would fuck her (with the broken leg) out of it though and have a pop at the one behind, she looks hot, I’m a sucker for mosaic eyes

  29. @screamteam I missed your comment before, assuming your a woman, I regret to inform you I am gay, thank you for the offer though.

  30. When I jack-hammer Lauren with my 9″ she will experience love and pain at the same time.

  31. would you jack-hammer me too?

  32. I think it’s very lame because why is the attention whore all up on her friend(?) while she’s kissing her bf? @spastik, lauren must be giving you a boner right now. Lots of pixilation going on.

  33. I’m fairly certain that jack-hammering Lauren would land you in prison.

  34. I love the wide array of maturity levels you find online.

  35. @Ben: Only if I can use your tears as lube.

  36. Why is it that every time someone posts a photo of a cat on the internet some moron has to be like “durrr nice pussy durrr” it makes me want to fucking shoot myself.

  37. Lauren’s lameness depresses me so much I couldn’t get a boner if I tried, and on the off chance I did I could never blow my load, my jap’s-eye would gently weep with despair.

  38. haha ok, well maybe you would have better luck to jeni’s pic? I hear she shows her pussy in it.

  39. @Ben – Troll alert.

  40. Dr. Azizted-Homicide

    @ snip: it doesn’t sound like you’ve explored the concept in depth. it’s not really an attitude, but a philosophy of life. take palliative wards or hospice care, for example. if you’ve ever met the people who do hospice care, they are some of the most happy, emotionally well-tuned and stable people you’ll ever know–and guess what? the fact that their clients are all dying doesn’t change that.

    the point is that making attachments is what leads to grasping and loss. rather, try making genuine human connection with people and experiencing those moments in time for the transience that they are. avoiding attachment is not the same thing as avoiding emotional bonds or intimacy.

  41. @ Ben: Ooh! Trolling! That’s unique and a good use of your time, as well! And look at me! I’m posting on a site that mocks people’s photos, as well as ironic and misspelled Facebook posts! While being sarcastic and using a lot of exclamation marks! Surely there is nothing better I could be doing, like finishing the paper that I have due in 2 hours! In fact, I’ll bet none of us here have anything better and more constructive to do with our time than posting comments on this site!

    Also, I’m saddened by Lauren’s pic. If you’re going to shoop words into a photo, don’t change fonts every word and make sure the font(s) you choose add something to the overall tone of the final product. This isn’t great art, but people generally expect stuff like that to mean something deep and meaningful, so it’s best not to look like a complete idiot.

  42. @ Azizted-Homicide: There’s a few Jedi that might agree with you.

  43. cursormortis is also a cock-end, and has man-tits

    Lauren uses different fonts in each word as that’s what she does when cutting and pasting newspaper words out to glue to a letter and send to the dipshit in ‘Twilight’

  44. How can anyone possibly side with Ben? He’s some little loser kid who was just jealous he never got to say first so he threw a tantrum. If he’s the kind of guy people look up to then I pity you.

  45. Oho! Someone is posting with my name. Hilarious. I wondered how long it would take this time round.

    For some reason, my hilarious comeback to spastix is awaiting moderation…

  46. Dr. Azizted-Homicide

    @cursormortis: well, yeah, lucas borrowed pretty heavily from buddhism.

  47. Is Lauren wearing a tinfoil shirt?
    And what is going on in Kate’s photo? Is her friend holding her up because she is handicapped?

  48. Ladies and gentlemen, I am depressed. Not because of what anyone has said to or about me (or anyone else, for that matter), per se. No, I am depressed because of how they have said it. I am depressed because the comments on this site are representative of the internet, and therefore of the current generation, as a whole. You see, I look at these comments, and what do I see? I see laziness and stupidity run rampant. I see a society that has decided it is not worth the effort to come up with a well-thought-out insult, that it is not worth the effort to make our jests humorous, and that it will suffice to use the same four-letter words and worn-out jokes that were first imagined years, if not decades, ago. Ladies and gentleman, I see a society that is comfortable with stagnation.

    Now, I know that nothing I say will change anything. I know that there will be someone who will step in and call me Frodo, because he thinks it an insult. There will be someone who will step in and say something regarding the dubiousness of my character, questioning my sexuality, expounding upon how myu words mean that my looks are not up to current standards of beauty, or, God forbid, linking me to some form of genitalia. And what depresses me most of all is the fact that I am comfortable with this, the fact that I tell myself “This is how the world is now” and do not care enough to do more than complain.

    Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to prove me wrong, and I pray fervently that you would, do not waste your time arguing this post. Do not debate its merits and flaws. And do not examine it for spelling or grammar errors (for there are none until tihs). Instead, put more effort, more thought, into what you type. Make your insults truly cutting and personalized. Make a hilarious joke by putting a little time into it. And by doing so, you will make the world a slightly better place.

  49. @cursormortis – YOU ARE Frodo

    Sorry I could not help myself HAHAHA but seriously that is as far as I got in your long, drawn out comment. Thanks.

  50. Dang I just went down a little further and realized I should have called you a VAG too

  51. cursormortis, you are a frodo and I question your sexuality and feel that perhaps you are linked in some way to some form of genitalia. Not only that, your level of attractiveness is not up to the standards set by society.

    I would make a hilarious joke at your expense but I prefer to not go further, nor do I want to debate the merits and flaws of your post.

    Good day sir.

  52. @cursormortis unfortunate tho it may be, I am probably the only one who read your post to the end. I would point out there there is indeed a typo prior to the one you did with purpose.
    “expounding upon how myu words” (I point this out not because I am one of the grammar nazis but just because it was funny that you were so careful and probably proofread it twice prior to pressing submit and I hate when that happens to me.)

    Oh yeah, and when preparing yourself for the insults you forgot one really popular one – you need to get laid. JK

    I hope you took this post in the light, humorous vein in which it was intended.

  53. I take my last statement

    yaya is a vaginal frodo

    You know take that in humorous vein =)

  54. @yaya 52: Egads! My beautiful post is ruined forever due to my oversight! Honourable suicide is the only recourse! Seriously, though, damn it.

    Also, I will not dispute that I need to get laid. perhaps you would care to take this up with my wife?

  55. cursormortis – Do you have a pool? If so, that could possibly diffuse the whole Frodo accusation.

  56. @cursormortis Self annihilation is never the answer, I would be more than happy to discuss it with your wife but then she and I would begin dishing as wives do. She would tell me all the things that you do or fail to do that makes you undeserving of being laid.

  57. Haven’t seen anything this awkward since Grandma farted at her own funeral.

  58. Lauren is the pussy that should have been put down.

    And what the HELL is going on in the dance picture??!

  59. Keanu Reeves In Speed

    Please tell me this Ben isn’t the same Ben who got all crybaby over the Fresh Prince of Bel Air posting. If so… he really needs to stop coming on this website. Dude’s gonna have a stroke.

  60. In the pic with the guy kissing the girl… the dude in the background has the same exact Henley top I do.

    Also, the girl they’re leaning over has amazing legs.

  61. she does have amazing legs… i’m fed up of wishing i was a lesbian

  62. Chuck Norris is first, always.

  63. Ben, you do realise that no one can register with the same name as you, right? If the name’s already taken you can’t register it.

    If you’re going to lie, lie well.

  64. ^ Oh, Benjamin.

  65. Hey Fucktard. Why don’t you check your facts before you post that I’m lying? I will post again in a couple of minutes with a different name.

  66. Here. What was that, a few seconds. You fucking dick.

  67. Do you see how easy it is to change you name on this site? You can change it to whatever the fuck you want. You’re wrong, I’m right. You suck.

    My point is that this is a stupid state of affairs. It’s pointless having a log-in but having changeable screen names.

  68. And you just proved that you’re the one who changes names, no one else.

    Thanks for proving me right, I didn’t think it would be so easy ^^

  69. By the way, fucking dick, no one cares about your opinion, I have to act hard over the internet because everyone hates me, blah blah.

    (No, this isn’t Ben- just me doing a very good impression of him :) )

  70. Are you actually retarded? I mean, seriously, are you mentally subnormal? How the fuck have I proved that I’ve been changing names?

    Me demonstrating the possibility of changing names does not preclude other people doing it. Why would I change my name anyway? I don’t think that there’s any evidence that I ever have done, aside from the two posts above.

    You’re a fucking idiot.

  71. I hate Ben.

  72. that IS a gorgeous tattoo!!!

  73. dropitlikeitsroomtemperature

    I wish people could stop flaming each other and start realising how hot that broken-legged threesome is.

  74. oh my god that was a truely epic comment!

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