Thursday, May 6, 2010

Oh No! PhoDOHs! (NSFW)

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  1. MsBuzzkillington

    I am traumatized like I have never been traumatized before.

  2. I wear the same shade of lipstick that Deak has there.

  3. Jesus Tapdancing Christ these are nasty!

    Red Rocket! Red Rocket!!

    I love how the dogs eyes are blurred out to protect his anonymity.

  4. Oh ewww..

  5. That fetus will grow up to be a tax man, I just got a feeling.
    It looks like tub girl turned into shower girl.

  6. MyMomJustCalled

    At first i didn’t notice what was wrong with #4, but then I saw it hanging there….

  7. ah… this is bad i must say

  8. For a minute there, I thought that was a reflection of Jessica.
    But no, there are two of the skanky bitches.

  9. Charlotte Sometimes

    I really enjoy the fact they blurred the dogs eyes. Also, the third picture is really annoying. Like, it annoys my face. Something about it makes me want to throw up my breakfast all over them.

  10. Two skanks, one bathroom.

    And @word#2 I don’t know what to say to that, but I felt compelled to mention that fact.

  11. Little taxbreak .. wow , and that is what is wrong with this world.

  12. If you’re going to do the whole “posting fake messages on Facebook when someone leaves the phone signed in” thing, then just f’n do it. Put something witty up, make it subtle (“Hey guys, I’ve decided to let you all know that I’m gay” doesn’t work, everyone will see through it), make the dude look bad, and then leave everyone else to figure out what the heck is going on. When you actually spell out the fact that the jackass left the display phone logged on, or left the library computer signed in, whatever, you pretty much just make your joke lame from the start. It’s like sending a guy a letter that says, “Hey, it’s Mike, I’m going to roll your house tomorrow night. Hope that’s cool with you! Might want to have a ladder ready to take all of the TP down when we’re done with it!”

  13. #3 During a night of drinking I have had a male friend come and pee in the shower because the toilet was always taken by the girl, but who puts this up on FB, really is it cool or something?

  14. You always make a good point Bulldog, I’ll give you that mate.

    But today, its Deak’s point that is catching most of my attention.

  15. Who's That Girl?

    Wow Word! All I have to say is: BEAST MODE!

  16. haha

  17. There are some men out there that would be quite jealous of what Deak is packing.

  18. lol @word #2

    .. last time I saw that shade of lipstick it was at a rainbow party.

  19. CommentsAtLarge

    @Word

    At first I thought the peeing girls were the same person too. Perhaps they are twins, and their bond is so strong they instincitvely have to pee at the same time… in the same room.

  20. CommentsAtLarge

    *instinctively

  21. liketotallycool

    Definitely. By the looks of it, Deak is a stud.

    Also remind me that when it says NSFW it also means don’t eat while watching.

  22. Pic#3 should have showed them wiping … would have made it ‘better’.

  23. Is that poo on the shower floor?

  24. mass, I’ve heard of these rainbow parties, but I’ve never been to one. I could imagine the girls involved ending up in a cat fight as to where their colour was on the totem pole.

    I’m not boasting, but I know where my colour would end up.

  25. Yeah Comments, I’ve heard that about twins.

    That whole “feel each others pain and bodily functions at the same time” thing.

  26. I remember the day I sat down at a library computer only to realize that some unlucky bastard was still logged in on FB…I think I ate Lucky Charms that morning, coincidentally. I ended that guy’s relationship. It’s not official until it’s Facebook Official, right?

    My only regret is that I did not know him in real life. I would love to know what kind of fallout that little maneuver cost him.

  27. CommentsAtLarge

    Ok, so how would the rainbow party color ranking system work? I see the merit in being the base color (no sloppy seconds) but being the last could fall under saving-the-best-for-last.

  28. Word, if you can reach the bottom of the totem pole, I’m happy. Not a clue what this rainbow party is, but I like that there are a lot of girls in one place by the sounds of it.

  29. The color ranking is not based on who goes first and last…it’s based on who’s lipstick gets the furthest down the shaft. It’s a deep-throating contest.

  30. Comments, you may have to get mass to answer that for you. He sounds like he’s been there, done that.

  31. ‘the ranking system’ something like … “this is a fuckin’ awesome party, let’s not rank anything.”

  32. @ word…you’d have to fight me for that top spot!

  33. Comments, tellmelies sounds informed.

  34. tellmelies, we can merge our colours.

  35. *loves colour merging*

  36. Username_Login

    Seriously nobody else noticed the girl in the shower was not peeing she was taking a crap. Why is the crap girl not on the toilet?

  37. @ word…our merger could create a new color. We’ll name it ‘tellmepervert red’. Children everywhere will be coloring their SpongeBob Coloring Books with a color invented through the fine art of pole puffing.

  38. faints

  39. @username.. I don’t want to go back and look at the pic again to tell you the truth. I’ll just assume you’re right.

  40. tellmelies, I absolutely LOVE the name of that lipstick colour. We should market that to one of the big cosmetic companies.

    I reckon it would be a big seller.

  41. Username, I guess it’s because animals don’t normally use toilets.

  42. Call me Maybelline.

  43. CommentsAtLarge

    and here I thought it was somehow related to the # of rings you had – I would much rather accept tellmelies and word’s version (I’ll even help be a test subject while you get the merge ratio worked out…)

  44. Hahaha…word, don’t suppose Cover Girl would go for it. Seems a little too risque and erotic for their image. Damn them.

  45. tellmelies, the French are more open to this kind of thing, so maybe we should approach Chanel.

  46. Oooo…designer. Now that’s more my style! Time to put in the leg work: we need to get started on creating that color…

  47. Self-submitting sucks. I don’t know the name of the first guy so I’ll just call him assclown.

  48. AmbulanceGirl

    I am ashamed to say that I’ve studied the Crap Girl pic, and I’m thinking that’s sunglasses, not actual crap.

  49. Lissieissocool

    I’d buy it just to say I had it! I had never even heard of a rainbow party before this thread, I feel well informed and somewhat naughtier now. I like it!

  50. Well if that’s the case AmbulanceGirl, and she’s just pissing on her glasses, well that makes it all ok then.

    Phew.

  51. Lissieissocool

    @ Ambulance, I don’t think it’s poop either, look at its position, it is too far away from her bum.

  52. CommentsAtLarge

    I think the term is “marking her territory” word.

  53. @Comments…I’m pretty sure the # of rings is how you determine the party’s male winner: guy with the most rings wins.

    But, being a female, I am more interested in my claim to fame…the deepest ring ;) The girl with the most rings in the #1 spot wins.

  54. CommentsAtLarge

    @tellme

    In a situation such as that there is no “lose”, only “win”

  55. @username_login I noticed what you thought was poo and made that tub girl reference incase you didn’t notice. If you don’t know tub girl, google it.

    @ambulancegirl should I be more surprised that you studied in detail what you thought was crap or your amazing ability to figure out what it actually was?

  56. I’m willing to host the next rainbow party if you ladies are interested in getting to work on that marketing campaign. Nothing builds friendships like a little healthy competition. My money’s on Word…

  57. Some people might be wondering how the thread turned into a rainbow party discussion.

    Well for mine, a dog’s donger looks like a lipstick, hence my first comment.
    Others think it looks like a rocket, and that’s fine too.

    Our minds all see and interpret things differently, and that is the beauty of us humans.

    I would not consider the skank pissing/crapping in the shower recess as a beautiful human though.

  58. I consider “not pooping in the shower” as the baseline for acceptable behavior, personally.

  59. That filthy bitch on the toilet has thrush tounge….

  60. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Bulldog…

  61. I’m looking forward to being proven wrong, tellmelies.

  62. #1 is definitely meant for Douchebook. only thing worse than telegraphing the joke like that is taking a fucking picture of it just so you can post it on lamebook. Guess what? you aren’t funny and you aren’t cool – you are a douchebag.

  63. wordpervert, I am jealous of what Deak is packing because I have a micropenis.

  64. uh on the taxbreak one, I can’t see a foetus. just the sac. missed miscarriage anyone?

  65. Erniesduck123

    I’ll never understand why fat, drunk bitches take pictures while they are going to the bathroom, much less post these pictures on Facebook. I have considered they untagged themselves, but I have seen too many where they weren’t untagged. My old friend had it as her profile picture for awhile. It’s not cute.

  66. rebarbativebecc

    Some girls I know took pictures of eachother on the toilet and uploaded them. I think it’s just as worrying that youd even have someone else in the toilet with you while peeing, never mind taking photos of you.

  67. Male dogs should have to wear pants.

  68. And Alen, please stop the subtle spamming.

  69. Wow…..

  70. Grammar Police

    …well at least the purple girl in #3 had the decency to put on some shoes, because THEN it would have been disgusting had she done otherwise!

  71. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    The scan one is actually pretty funny if it is a joke i.e, I would laugh if one of my sane and responsible (but also funny) friends wrote it under their scan pic. In the same way that I would laugh if a friend put their kid in a babygro that said ‘All Daddy wanted was a blow job’ (but only if they didn’t leave the house).

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