Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Oh Man Hunt


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  1. It is almost like the pill was never invented.

  2. yeah, condoms.

  3. What is the pill? She should probably check the toilet seat. You can get pregnant that way too.

  4. Oh shit I saw this man last week at the clap clinic getting his HIV treatments

  5. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    It’s the little details that make this golden.

    ‘Privacy type: All content is public.’
    You got that right, love. Well done, well done indeed.

    ‘Who is this man? Who is he?’

    Category – ‘Business – Investing’. Is that just a posh way of saying ‘Child support needed’.

  6. @ EwGross

    The pill is a short way of referring to birth control pills.

    And I’m pretty sure the chances of getting pregnant from a toilet seat are extremely slim…if she slept with this guy without protection, I think she’s right to assume it’s him, haha.

  7. Shit! She’s pregnant?!

  8. @5.

    The ‘Who is this man? Who is he?’ made me chuckle. Also the “we need to track this man down”. Seems like a “The Predator” kind of deal. Or Terminator, or wathever.

  9. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ Camil – exactly. It’s like Crimewatch.

    The only way this would be better is if they’d made it into a Wild West style poster. I would freakin love that.

  10. You can only get aids and crabs from toilet seats.

  11. @ vicious_wit

    You are quite possibly retarded, his post was a joke and you have failed your name sake.

    As for this, I hope she never finds “this man” serves her right for being a dirty skank.

  12. What a disgrace, I really hope she finds him and finds out hes NOT the father. I hope she then ends hers miserable life so that baby won’t have to grow up with a mom whos a complete loser.

  13. This post is totally unfair. The father could be any one of the 45 guys who were running that train on her that night, why does she have to pick on this one?

  14. ^ ha, truth.

  15. “Sally is desperately wants…” Sounds like more of our finely educated youth.

    PS – Sally…hate to tell you this, but as soon as he got wind of this group he bailed to Mexico. No child support for you, missy.

  16. Looks like the group has been deleted, as nothing came up when I searched just now.

  17. guess they found the dad(s)

  18. Next step, Maury urgent public appeal broadcast.

  19. @13 That’s what the Maury Povich show is for. There’s probably 45 similar groups out there… or this picture is the only proof that remains besides a pile of torn condoms.

  20. hahahah oodelally, jinx.

  21. I cant get on facebook now but can anyone who can track down this group and post the link on her so that I can mock later? I would be eternally grateful.

  22. :)

  23. If that was you and you saw the group what would you do?

    I’d change my profile pic to a random one off Google images and just keep leaving comments on the group that I was on the loookout for him :D

  24. I would give it to her very fast and very hard…I also like robots and sausages…

  25. she should just pour coca cola into her vagina, that will stop her pregnancy the natural way.. with coke.. its just a fact… FACT

  26. I got invited to this group by a friend. The first thing I thought before I clicked “Ignore” was “This is so going to end up on Lamebook.”

  27. Daddy? Is that you?!

  28. I don’t know if someone has said this already but…
    Hey, at least she’s getting some more exposure on Lamebook! Better chance of finding the bastard now! :P

  29. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    @ Optician of Urza – was it a real group? Please tell me it’s a real group and not a ‘funny’ fake. Pleeeeease?

    I just did a quick search for it and couldn’t find it. I so wanted to join.

  30. Joker:
    What’ca doing at that clinic anyways?

  31. thats what she gets for being a slag! i know this girl and used to send her a anon sms saying i was the dad! hahahahah.

    Oh yeah if u wanna use that sms site to text her the password is funky34

  32. She will never get me alive !!!!!

  33. Also just realised this is fake as the group name is not in the ‘Bold formating’ that all facebook groups are.

  34. Is it just me that thinks sleeping with a random guy and not even stopping to ask his name should mean Sally is immediately disqualified from receiving his parental support?

    I’ve generally got a fairly relaxed attitude towards sexual morality – hey, if all concerned were consenting adults and it didn’t cause a death, who am I to judge? But fucking someone without even knowing his name and apparently not taking adequate precautions – then organising an online manhunt for the guy when her blatant stupidity caught up with her?
    What a dumb skanky ho – and pregnancy’s not even the worst thing she should be worried about . . .

    “Having said that, I’d hit it” (where has CumDog Millionaire been while we’ve been needing him?)

  35. ah one night stands. he’s already in mexico.

  36. haha women who cant keep there legs closed

  37. Tidy, I can assure you that this isn’t fake, it was my screen print, I submitted it like 2 days ago. It was a real group.

  38. this picture should not be censored, we really need to be able to identify that dude!

  39. @ Thesaurapist 13F

    Perfect!! Actually couldnt have said it better myself.

    This reminds me a bit of that facebook group called “Needle in a haystack” where someone had found a lost camera so made a facebook group in a bid to find the owner. Except that that group gave me a lovely warm feeling of human beings actually being nice to eachother. This definetly doesnt.

  40. i reallllly hope she put ‘business-investing’ because she thought it said investigating.

  41. Our Lady of the Perpetual Spread Eagle

  42. @sensible madness

    I believe she picked this guy because he was the only one caught on film! He should have been one of the other 44 riding the caboose in the dark

  43. I love a good witch hunt, don’t you?

  44. he’s my bleeding husband!

  45. anybody else notice the random black kid in the middle?

  46. whoops wrong one,FAIL

  47. @hitmewithyourrhythmvic:
    It was real. I looked around it but as I don’t live in the city the supposed father is in I didn’t join. They had a baby name conversation on the group board.

  48. I think The girl found that guy, cos, there is no gruop on facebook like that.

  49. Yea that’s completely skanky lame, but he is just as much of a skank for fucking a random woman without taking precautions.

  50. Groovy! The kid will someday have a picture of the night he was conceived. He/she’d be real proud of mommy.

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  52. I actually think I’ve seen that guy with the pixelated face a fair few times on this very website :O The problem is they always blur his name out :( It’s like he doesn’t want to be a dad!

  53. Can’t get much classier than this, Sally! WTG!

  54. When I want to find lost people, I too include a picture of the person from the side only.

  55. The classier option would have been to include a picture of his penis, with special attention to defining features such as moles or ingrown hairs. I’m sure someone would have recognised it.

  56. @wilson

    I assumed this was the only photo they had of the guy.

  57. This reminds me of a previous lame post from a girl who had a status that was like, “who did I have sex with last night, I may be pregnant.” Or something like that.

  58. Went found it. [Go Me]

  59. I hope they never find him. Someone that stupid deserves what they get.

  60. HenriettaPseudonym

    I got invited to this group, so I can confirm it did exist at one point. However, after reading the comments on it, it became clear it was a joke between her and her friends (with friends like that, who needs enemies, eh?), who’d done it for a laugh after she didn’t remember kissing him the night before, despite the fact that there is photographic evidence.

  61. Bang and run!!! LMAO

  62. It would be a lot easier to abort the baby I mean it would help reduce the rate of growth of the human population which is desperately needed.

  63. Atheismo, show us the example and start reducing the human population begining with yourself.

  64. Voltron2000 FTW!!!!

  65. I don’t understand how everyone is taking this seriously! It was obviously a joke that got very popular very quickly and everyone found out about it.

  66. guys! get over urselves it was a joke!! and we found him so NER! oh, for any one hu interested tho, i am now pregnant by his brother :D

  67. whats with being moderated? There was nothing wrong with my comment!!!!

    @smellsmore: what’s next? your grandma gets knocked up by his grandpa?

  68. what a whore lol

  69. lmao TRUE ^

  70. Ok, I have to clarify something for all the people ho have commented.
    I personally know Sally, and she isn’t pregnant and never has been. We created this group for the hillriousness of it (and at the time it really was). In fact initially Sally didn’t even know we had done it.
    Sorry to disappoint all of you, the joke was obviously wasted, however LONG LIVE THE OUTRAGEOUS NESS OF SMELLSMORE!!!!
    :D we love antics Sally!

  71. ^ this must be Sally’s publicist. Shoo fly, we wants to giggle!

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