Is it just me that thinks sleeping with a random guy and not even stopping to ask his name should mean Sally is immediately disqualified from receiving his parental support?
I’ve generally got a fairly relaxed attitude towards sexual morality – hey, if all concerned were consenting adults and it didn’t cause a death, who am I to judge? But fucking someone without even knowing his name and apparently not taking adequate precautions – then organising an online manhunt for the guy when her blatant stupidity caught up with her?
What a dumb skanky ho – and pregnancy’s not even the worst thing she should be worried about . . .
“Having said that, I’d hit it” (where has CumDog Millionaire been while we’ve been needing him?)
Perfect!! Actually couldnt have said it better myself.
This reminds me a bit of that facebook group called “Needle in a haystack” where someone had found a lost camera so made a facebook group in a bid to find the owner. Except that that group gave me a lovely warm feeling of human beings actually being nice to eachother. This definetly doesnt.
I got invited to this group, so I can confirm it did exist at one point. However, after reading the comments on it, it became clear it was a joke between her and her friends (with friends like that, who needs enemies, eh?), who’d done it for a laugh after she didn’t remember kissing him the night before, despite the fact that there is photographic evidence.
Ok, I have to clarify something for all the people ho have commented.
I personally know Sally, and she isn’t pregnant and never has been. We created this group for the hillriousness of it (and at the time it really was). In fact initially Sally didn’t even know we had done it.
Sorry to disappoint all of you, the joke was obviously wasted, however LONG LIVE THE OUTRAGEOUS NESS OF SMELLSMORE!!!!
we love antics Sally!