Thursday, September 9, 2010

Oh Jeez!

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  1. Slat?

  2. Ben?

  3. Orville Pigdicker?

  4. I RTIED HANGIN WIT JESUS BE HE DDNT HANG WIT ME… :(

  5. Batter trap?

  6. This is just ASKING for a dan fargis post.

  7. I need to add Emily and Hali to my friends. And go to bible camp.

  8. douchenozzl! I’ve dubbed this my word of the day!

    lol at Batter trap! I’m loving it!

  9. Bloody hypercorrection. It should be “me and Steve” or “Steve and me”, Hali >_>

  10. Oh you can’t understand some of the words in the first two posts?

    Her name is Skweezy. Good luck with that.

    I hate when ghetto ass whores make black people look bad. (Or worse)

  11. What on earth gave you any impression that Skweezy is female?

  12. hahah Skweezy is a guy,i couldn’t resist looking him up on fb.oooh,he’s not a girl,not even black.he’s hillarious!

  13. Lamebook. Why does your website sign me out on occasion and then make me sign in twice for it to work?

    On the post:
    Is it just the fact that I’m a cynical British dickhat, or is anyone else suspicious that Skweezy’s second status has the bottom cut off?
    Either way he’s still a complete bell-end.

    Also nobody in Bible school cares about Christianity. I was in one for about five years before I realized I had better things to do, like eat my own face.

  14. That’s a dig at church youth groups by the way, not Christianity in general. Christians are fine by me, unless they’re burining the Qu’ran to protest intolerance. Then they’re just too fucking dumb to live.

  15. I’m not sure whether to be ashamed or proud of my lack of understanding certain slang. I assume “spliff”= joint/ blunt
    and “to get bent” means to get high? =S Please forgive my ignorance.

  16. Skweezy looks like Vanilla Ice. And has a massive amount of people listed as siblings and children, and seems pissed that his dad “gives him no more money.”

  17. Yeah, Skweezy was pretty easy to find. This looks more like a joke gone too far (kind of like yoink) and it’s not funny. Or he really is just that big of a douche.

  18. Fun facts about Skweezy:

    He recently got released from jail.

    You can purchase his single “Phat Black Women” on iTunes for 99cents.

    He doesn’t want us to get aid$…yo.

  19. I REALLY wish I didn’t look at his wall. His friends are examples of pure genius: ” CUREN$$Y OVA FEMALE DOG$. YO NOTICE HOW DER AREMORE $$$$ IN CUREN$$Y THAN DOG$. THAS CUZ MAKIN THEM DEAD PRESIDENTS LIKE OBAMA AND ARNOLD SWARCHINAGER ARE MORE IMPORTANT”…

    I was unaware Arnold was eligible to be President, much less already elected.

  20. notwiththeotherhand

    i couldnt resist to look him up on facebook. hes.. well.. easy to find given that name..

    please someone tell me hes fake? people cant seriously be like this. he actually has videos up on youtube. in one of them (“10 LESSONS I LEARNED FROOM PRISON” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=METzhJiCi04&feature=player_embedded#! ), he calls his little son stupid for believing him he was invisible and never gone rather than in jail.

    i refuse to believe there are people like this out there.

  21. #20, if his kid did think he was invisible, then the kid is pretty stupid. At least he’s an honest parent.

    Also, teach these poor VBS kids something better than Lady Gaga! I suggest starting with classics like Black Sabbath and working up to Marilyn Manson and Disturbed.
    Fun fact: I first had a cigar and pot at a Christian camp for all ages.

  22. Gods way up in the sky so it’s necessary to get high enough to see him, 4 realz.

  23. Surely, Skweezy isn’t his/her real name? That’s just a cruel, fucking joke. Then again, people that type like that are simply a cruel joke on society.

  24. (given name) skooter + weezy (lil wayne wannabe) = skweezy

  25. the orville pigdicker comment got more lols from me than any of these submissions.

  26. Sorry to disappoint Skweezy is a troll http://www.timnasium.com/index/home.html

  27. Does anyone else find hali and emily to be incredibly annoying? They think they are being, to borrow their word ‘hard core’ by teaching kids at bible camp lady gaga songs….oh the scandal! who cares…

  28. @JohnJones FUCKIN’ RIGHT (: I taught those little
    munchkins Lady Gaga.

  29. Nuff-you made me really laugh hard today…

  30. Skweezy really needs to make his FB private ;-)

  31. I bet that Skweezy is loving the attention… and I’m loving his posts at the moment. Pure genius. For instance; “JUST LEAREND DA TRU MEANIN OF U SUCK AN IT MEANS U SUCKIN DICK SO IF SOMONE SAYS U SUCK THEY ACCUSIN U OF SUCKIN DICK”

    I’m sure that he has to be a parody. I can’t believe that he could really be this stupid. I have some faith in humanity.

  32. Again ppl he is fake look him up on wikkipedia and actually read the damn thing and you will see he is a character created by an actor/dj

  33. Skweezy is awesome.

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