But at least #1 didn’t throw $1 bills on baby and be all “Oh I’m such a high class stripper throwing my ass crack dollars all over my newborn baby’s face!”
They had the good sense to pick a denomination of currency that actually is considered valuable.
And who calls their child a bitch? That [insert any/all of imamofo/cheezuschrist's rants here].
Another reason why they should test (like classroom exam test) and screen people pre-reproduction. If they can slice people out from being doctors, lawyers by exams like MCAT and LSAT, they should have a ParentalCAT of some sort