Anyway, I have to wonder about couples that feel the need to obsessively boast to Facebook about how close they are. I assume there’s either one of two things up.
1. They have a dull, boring, sexless relationship and are terrified of people finding out.
2. They’re a pair of absolute aching great, hateful fucking bell-ends, and if either of them are reading this: FUCK YOU.
3. All of the above.
honestly, i hope all the ‘babies’ were just one hell of a freudian slip, and he just really wants to fuck toddlers, because even that wouldn’t be as tasteless and massively emetic as that ridiculous exchange of blather.
who in the hell talks like that Michael?? Who stole your cock and balls man? wtf!!?
@Dukey it’s amazing that someone would think that load of pathetic drivel would get anyone laid.
i’d just as soon stab myself in the snatch than have to have sex with someone like Michael.
@Dirty little pretty, trust me lots of guys think saying these things will get them laid. Also lots of naive girls actually believe bullshit like this when they hear a guy say it. I don’t want to start a flame war, but it needs to be said that I believe this sort of scenario is how the myth of “Love” got created.
@Dukey Smoothy Buns
The myth of love? Love can be defined as the emotion of strong affection and personal attachment. You don’t believe that people actually feel strong emotions towards others and become attached to them?
Dude, that “love-scepticism” is like atheism, but for retarts.
Dukey is right in his first statement though. Some people do actually dig this. It’s all a matter of maturity though. You seem to be a reasonably mature lady, and are immune to this lovey-dovey-homo-dignityless dribble, but there are loads of younger and/or less mature girls who just melt to hear that stuff. They’ve only recently stopped playing with Barbies I presume…
Has anyone (more likely the females) ever heard the one theory that seems to float around that if a guy only ever calls you by a generic pet name, it’s likely because he has another girl (or boy) or more on the side?
I vote for this to be a case of that. My cynical nature would be delighted by this much disgusting sappiness being because the guy’s saying similar things to multiple people at once.
@Makster apparently you never seen any fucken chick flicks if that is your definition of love. If you are a guy then you are an inspiration to other guys. According to your definition, I love my phone, I love my car too, in fact I loved that pint of Stella so much that I wanted it inside me last night.
The usual definition of love runs more like the bullshit above. A person saying things like “I will die if you leave me” is not “personal attachment” it is fucken psychotic is what it is.
And fuck off with that retart shit, a healthy dose of skepticism is exactly what it takes to remain sane here.
Take a chill pill mate. I was asking if you were lying because I would be very disappointed if your deduction (which I thought was pretty cool) were not true. Relax…
Yeah, I’ve seen chick flicks, some of them are awesome, lol. Love can be experienced, like all emotions, in different levels. I love my car, I love my new jeans, I love The Expendables, etc. However, the love I have for my parents and my GF is way bigger. I’d be pissed if somebody wrecked my car, but I’d be completely and utterly devastated if my GF died. “I will die if you leave me” is, of course, an exaggeration, but the message is well delivered. You’d know this if you’d had your heart broken by somebody you were “really attached to personally”, or if you’d suffered the loss of a close family member. They hurt like a bitch.
The definition for love that I used came from Wikipedia. Most dictionaries will say something similar I’m sure. The fact that many people misuse the word or sully it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, or is a myth.
“Yeah, I’ve seen chick flicks, some of them are awesome, lol”
I stopped reading your comment after I saw this line. Having testicles while saying that line is the equivalent of starting a speech with “I think Hitler was a great man.” you have instantly discredited yourself and nothing you say can possibly be worth listening to. Unless of course you can convince me that you lost your balls after a sex change , or maybe you are a girl who got a sex change and went from Makia to Makster. (god knows Makia is not the weirdest name we have seen on LB)
I appreciate your sense of humour. And also your ability to change the subject so flawlessly so as to not demonstrate how foolish you indeed are.
I was trying to lighten up the mood with my comment about chick flicks. Obviously it was lost on you, and for that I apologise. In the future I will speak in a much more straight forward manner, so that you can follow clearly.