Thursday, September 16, 2010

Oh Baby

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  1. awww baby aawww baby, babe aww, oh aww baby babe baby aww oh baby babe what the??? I just… I… What…? Nothing. Vomit.

  2. Android, would ‘motherfu(king c^ck juggling thundercunt’ be better?

  3. Getting there, honestly don’t think there is a bad enough insult to describe this detriment to masculinity.

  4. @ Makster – Of course i’m not lying, i’m insulted that you may think of me as a dishonest person, do I give the impression that i may not always be completley truthful? lying about what by the way?

    @ Paranoid – hows’ about ‘scat drinking, faggoty, plumless, rim licking, scrotum of a weasel excuse for a man’ ?

  5. It should be made into a drinking game.
    Take a shot everytime he says Babe/Baby
    Alcohol poisoning FTW.

  6. Has anyone (more likely the females) ever heard the one theory that seems to float around that if a guy only ever calls you by a generic pet name, it’s likely because he has another girl (or boy) or more on the side?

    I vote for this to be a case of that. My cynical nature would be delighted by this much disgusting sappiness being because the guy’s saying similar things to multiple people at once.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @Makster apparently you never seen any fucken chick flicks if that is your definition of love. If you are a guy then you are an inspiration to other guys. According to your definition, I love my phone, I love my car too, in fact I loved that pint of Stella so much that I wanted it inside me last night.
    The usual definition of love runs more like the bullshit above. A person saying things like “I will die if you leave me” is not “personal attachment” it is fucken psychotic is what it is.

    And fuck off with that retart shit, a healthy dose of skepticism is exactly what it takes to remain sane here.

  8. @ Makster – Of course i’m not lying, i’m insulted that you may think of me as a dishonest person, do I give the impression that i may not always be completley truthful? lying about what by the way?

    @ Paranoid – hows’ about ‘scat drinking, cunty, plumless, rim licking, scrotum of a weasel excuse for a man’ ?

  9. @Imamofo, that is just eloquent

  10. @Dukey – Indubitably … but i must confess to having to edit it somewhat as my first shot at goal was placed into moderation!

  11. @Imamofo
    Take a chill pill mate. I was asking if you were lying because I would be very disappointed if your deduction (which I thought was pretty cool) were not true. Relax…

    @Dukey
    Yeah, I’ve seen chick flicks, some of them are awesome, lol. Love can be experienced, like all emotions, in different levels. I love my car, I love my new jeans, I love The Expendables, etc. However, the love I have for my parents and my GF is way bigger. I’d be pissed if somebody wrecked my car, but I’d be completely and utterly devastated if my GF died. “I will die if you leave me” is, of course, an exaggeration, but the message is well delivered. You’d know this if you’d had your heart broken by somebody you were “really attached to personally”, or if you’d suffered the loss of a close family member. They hurt like a bitch.

    The definition for love that I used came from Wikipedia. Most dictionaries will say something similar I’m sure. The fact that many people misuse the word or sully it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, or is a myth.

  12. @Makster
    “Yeah, I’ve seen chick flicks, some of them are awesome, lol”

    I stopped reading your comment after I saw this line. Having testicles while saying that line is the equivalent of starting a speech with “I think Hitler was a great man.” you have instantly discredited yourself and nothing you say can possibly be worth listening to. Unless of course you can convince me that you lost your balls after a sex change , or maybe you are a girl who got a sex change and went from Makia to Makster. (god knows Makia is not the weirdest name we have seen on LB)

  13. Kayla and Mike seem to be Justin Beiber fans.

  14. kayla and mike seem to be makster and his missus.

    jus’ sayin’.

    dukey – enjoying your comments as ever.

  15. @Dukey
    I appreciate your sense of humour. And also your ability to change the subject so flawlessly so as to not demonstrate how foolish you indeed are.

    I was trying to lighten up the mood with my comment about chick flicks. Obviously it was lost on you, and for that I apologise. In the future I will speak in a much more straight forward manner, so that you can follow clearly.

  16. Love you, Dukey.

  17. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    No problem Makster, it’s good to know your balls are still attached.

  18. Micheal is putting the pussy on a pedestal.

  19. if that’s the case he just put himself on a pedestal

  20. cause girl, you’re the only girl for me, girl! girl, you’re the girl of my fantasies, you’re my girl, you’re my girl my giiiirl…

    fingerbang!

  21. Brilliant, Dukey.

  22. This makes me want to puke on three cute furry rabbits.

  23. I’m thinking about making a drinking game outta this … every time he says “baby” you drink … who agrees? lol

  24. it would sure be a quick way to get drunk…

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