Friday, May 20, 2011

Nuttin’ to See Here… (NSFW)

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36 Comments

  1. Epic first~!

  2. Epic old.

  3. “Omg!! Ew!!” And yet YOU took a picture of it.

  4. @throwingtofu No, they didn’t. This is incredibly old, and has been making the rounds for years.

  5. iamamofoisanunfunnytroll

    Ew my ass you ballsucker

  6. amandasaurus: I stand corrected. They posted the pic though. I don’t understand the train wreck mentality some people have. As in, this is so repulsive and disgusting to me but let me go ahead and stare at it for 10 minutes.

  7. How do you tell someone their balls are hanging out of their shorts?

    “Excuse me sir, but your balls are showing?”

    Wouldn’t that being admitting that you looked at them?

  8. If there was a lick button on FB – I’d be hitting that shit all day

  9. …..lick?

  10. This is how you tell them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqHAAby1nc

  11. pandainspandex

    This is lame. The bad kind of lame. Anyone who has spent more than five minutes on the internet has seen this. As amanda said, this picture has been making the rounds for years. Get with the program, Lamebook. Jeez.

  12. Why the fuck is he dressed like a gnome?

  13. EW! is right!!! Look at the hail damage on that chick’s thighs. BLECH!!

  14. So a censored pic, and then an uncensored one for those with a Santa fetish?

  15. Are we “eww’ing” about the guy’s nut saq hanging out of his shorts, or the woman on the right with the crazy, out of control, gunt and cottage cheese on her thighs?

  16. iliketoeatmypoop

    i want 2 pop his scrotum like a balloon. i bet he cums all over dat women

  17. Great plum. Perfect for tea baggin!

  18. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I keep feeling that I’ve seen this picture before but I’m not sure where. Oh yeah, that’s right…EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE!! Seriously, it’s as old as the internet. It was even on Passive Aggressive Notes a few months ago.

  19. In the immortal words of Creed Bratton, “What’s the big deal? The guy was just hanging brain”

  20. His colossal gut is infinitely more disgusting than the scrote show.

  21. that’s look like my step grandfather.

  22. Anybody bringing up that woman’s extremely minimal amount of cellulite has no idea what they’re talking about. 90% of women over the age of 25-30 have cellulite. Hell, you know what? I’m 23, 5’9″, 135 lbs, eat healthy, and work out an hour a day and I have FAR worse cellulite(all the way down to my knees in the back). I personally never show it off, and I never go swimming or wear shorts, but it’s a natural part of a woman’s body.

    A lot of the time it gets really bad because of too much estrogen production, during puberty and/or pregnancy, but in the end whether you get it or not and whether it’s severe or not is GENETIC. That is, there’s nothing you can do about it. There’s no “cure”, either, because it’s just pockets of normal fat showing through thin connective tissue(women’s connective tissue is structured differently than men’s, which is why men don’t get it).

    I can only hope that educating you will make you more understanding to the absolute shame your stupid, ignorant society makes women suffer because of BEING WOMEN. Because a part of being a woman is having cellulite, and that’s that. You’re going to have to get over it.

  23. the with his nuts out has got to be imamofo

  24. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @21 The cellulite thing must be bothering you more than you admit in your, borderline psychotic, comment. No one mentioned the woman’s cellulite.

    You seem to be suffering from low self esteem, have you seen a therapist for this?

  25. noodles Fuck you! My spunk buckets are much bigger than his!

    I don’t know how many times I have to tell Dad to wear socks with his shoes when he’s wearing his ‘Shag Hat’ though, otherwise he ends up looking a right cock.

    The dimply fuck sack on the right looks like she’s sat in her bath for three days straight.

    Parmesan

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  27. Don’t Listen to him!!!

    Buy from me!!!

    I will sell you some : Farrars Chinos (only slightly soiled) £1.30
    :P rimark boxers (crusty front included) £8.50
    :Walmart Pink knickers (ripped into peephole) £seventy nine

    The only word available to describe these bulldog’s ringers is deemed too socially unacceptable for your little ears to take.

  28. #23 – Two people mentioned her cellulite. (#13 and #15)

  29. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @Taria, no they did not, none of them used the word cellulite. One said cottage cheese and the other said hail damage. Learn to read you troll

  30. @dumbass, they were obviously referring to her cellulite. They don’t have to use the exact word. Learn how to not be a moron.

  31. @stomabeutel Right, because leaving thoughtful comments more than a sentence long is borderline psychotic. Fucking troll.

    P.S. Yeah, I am a little low on self-esteem. You would be too if you had to deal with this shit all the time. And by the way, “cottage cheese” and “hail damage” are really shitty ways of saying “cellulite”. That would be obvious to you if you weren’t busy picking fights on the internet, lol.

  32. That “woman” on the right has the feet and calves of a man.

  33. And you have the intelligence and decency of a piece of shit.

  34. Sneaky Nuts

  35. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @30 I have to deal with shit all the time, hence my screen name.
    @29 It has to exact else it doesn’t work for me.

  36. Holy hell, the only thing worse than some moron failing to wear underwear with shorts is some moron whining about her self-esteem problems – and over two comments on the INTERNET at that which don’t even refer to her. The term “hail damage” refers to either cellulite OR pock marks, the latter of which doesn’t have to be caused by the other, is on her leg and is easily noticeable.

    Sure kal’s comment was overblown, out of the two of them, but sweet Jesus woman you need to get a backbone. People like you are the reason no one can think anymore without some group somewhere being offended.

    Take a hint and IGNORE IT.

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