Whats wrong with the top one? Southren is a real word…
Southren: Collective noun derived from “South” and “Brethren”, southren is a term for describing people conceived through incest without specifying the relationship of two people. Aunt-Sisters, Mum-Daughters, Brother-Uncles and Husband-Dads are all members of somebody’s Southren. Example:
In the North
Wife: Are your brothers coming over for Thanksgiving?
In the South
Sister: Are your southren coming over for Thanksgiving?