I’ll inform the coffee shop next door to where I work. I can imagine the conversation now, “Sorry guys, y’all make an amazing BLT, but I’m not an MD/nurse/anesthesiologist/person who has given birth, so it looks like I’m stuck making my own.”
People are disgusting. As evidenced by their behavior and restroom etiquette witnessed at highway rest stops/fill stations across the globe. The way people treat public bathrooms is appalling…and all because they’re not the ones that have to clean it up..shit on the seat? Check! Piss on the floor? You fucking bet! Vomit in the wash basin? Hell, it’s practically mandatory! Wash my hands? Why should I? Hold on…hey! Buddy! Yeah, you! Can ya be a chap and hand me a paper towel so I can wipe this ketchup off my dick? I’m sorry, I’m not usually like this, it’s just that I’ve been driving all day and I was starving…That cheeseburger I found in the stall was just too enticing to pass up! Have a safe trip!