Monday, March 7, 2011

Not Quite Right

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  1. USPS probably just put the rug on top to protect it in case of rain.

  2. Why is Homer Simpson on Megan Fox’s breast? I bet he’s saying ‘Let’s playing this games!’

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    … and people with no depth perception who happen to have a bird’s eye view.

  4. She looks like she ate Megan Fox

  5. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    jr888that’s not Homer, that’s Mr Sparkles.

  6. I hate to break it to you sweetie, but even Stevie Wonder wouldn’t mistake you for Megan Fox.

  7. That’s pretty standard Asian-mangeled grammar on that cheap game… What hurts my eyes is the backwards looking music notes.

  8. And people say music is the universal language.

  9. I’m hoping Megan Fox is a fellow fatty who also lives in the same backwater shithole that she does.

  10. DukeySmoothyBuns lol Nice one I didin’t pay attention at first.

  11. I liked the fat Megan Fox… the impression I get is that she’s absolutely not serious and just having a laugh at her own expense. I love people like that… even if they ARE fat.

  12. Wow #2 Megan Fox?? Really??

  13. Well, she probably doesn’t get to <3 many moments in her chubby little life then. What a sad existence.

  14. Yes Bonnie, sure they do!

  15. I’m with Kamarate. She’s just got a sense of humour about her weight, and that’s awesome. Number 1 is to protect from rain, and number three is SHOCKER! a 99 cent store product from abroad where the box info has been translated into broken english.

    Yeah, that’s right, I’m Wallace today. Fuck you.

  16. Why would USPS want to hide the box?

  17. Where is the box in the first one? I don’t get it.

  18. The box in the first picture looks like it’s in an apartment building actually, I could be wrong, but those metal things on bottoms of doors usually are on apartment doors, not houses(at least, I’ve never seen a house with those things).

    I laughed at the muffin-top Megan Fox- at least the girl has a sense of humor :)

  19. She ate something funny. Get it? GET IT? Ah, what $#*^*#^ing ever

  20. The USPS one really made me laugh.

    And Megan Fox is gnarly. That fat girl is probably better looking.

  21. You can see the phone book says Flagstaff (as in Arizona). Don’t imagine it rains much there. Maybe they have a problem nowadays with CIA agents scoping out packages to steal using satellites or something.

  22. Jim, you’ve clearly never been to Flagstaff. They spend half the year buried in snow and the other in monsoon/ flood season. Don’t let the Arizona stereotype fool you- Flagstaff’s no desert.

  23. I bet bonnie’s next post is
    ‘I love when producers mistake me for a model, today the producer who works out of an office in paris and the alley behind walmart took some great pics of me for fatwalmarthoes.com!’

    Or maybe
    ‘I love when random strangers pull up in vans and give me candy! and all I had to do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose’ (yes, south park steal, don’t bitch)

    or maybe
    ‘I love when nigerian princes send me emails, I just got rich lending one 50 dollars, he’ll pay me back a half million tomorrow.’

  24. These were good. Poopaloop made me laugh.out.loud.

  25. They usually try to hide packages to keep them from being stolen.

    Jim- you really aren’t that bright are you? Flagstaff is in northern Arizona at an elevation of 7,000′. It is located in the largest ponderosa pine forest in the U.S. Not all of Arizona is desert, in fact less than half is. Current highs in Flagstaff are in the 30s in fact.

    Sasha- those are kick guards which can go on any door. Usually apartments put them in because they protect against damage, they also help form a tighter seal at the bottom which is why my own house has them. But it does look like an apartment because of the small door to the right- probably a closet and the cement landing with a crack in it.

  26. HA never thought I’d see Flagstaff on here. And Flagstaff is, in fact, at 7,000 feet, with the mountain north of it at around 12,600 feet. It still baffles me that people don’t think that Arizona has mountains and forests. It’s not the fucking Sahara.
    Go Lumberjacks.

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