Friday, July 23, 2010

Not Quite Right

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  1. people really need to read more. also, ben.

  2. Who doesn’t love to play tug a whore? Brings back good memories…

  3. waiting for alordslums’ generic unfunny comment to arrive

  4. I tend to be taken for formica.

  5. hey bitch, why don’t you squeeze back into that gimp costume, crawl back down to the cellar and fix me a cosmo. if you’re a good girl i might let you have me use your mouth as a human toilet later this evening. but only if you’re good.

  6. It always makes me smile to see my dogs play tug a whore! Seriously, I know it’s been said, but how do these people even make it out of elementary school? Taking for granite? Mind grains?! Come on!

  7. and i thought i suspended your internet privileges….

    no food for you this week!

  8. First one: fake. C is a bit too far from G for it to have been an ‘accident’. And why would she have even bothered adding the word “white”? Ooooh, I get it… because CUM is white! Riiiiight.

    FAKE. FAIL. GO HOME.

  9. Tim must have been deliberately trying to be dumb… yes, that must be it. Nobody can be that dumb and hypocritical at the same time

  10. “So keep on playing those mind grains together,
    Doing the ritual dance in the sun,
    Millions of mind guerrillas,
    Putting their soul power to the karmic wheel,
    Keep on playing those mind grains forever…”

  11. Tim could just be dyslexic ? He’s not spelt the words wrong, just used the wrong words altogether…

  12. @ Xepher… Tug a whore was as fun to play as a kid as the slut machines are as an adult. *wistful sigh…*

  13. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Trying to finger these shit out gave me a mind grain. Moor and moor of these don’t make any cents.

    Also Courtney should teach them how to swallow, no cum stains when you swallow.

  14. Tim, seriously. I’m wondering how old this boy is. If even I can typ down proper english, how can a boy who’s probably around my age and lives in [well, I think] America! Really, those people make me sick.

  15. carousella: While I agree that’s a possibility, people who have that disability are generally well aware of it and thus tend to keep their writing to a minimum. Therefore, if Tim is in fact dyslexic then he is both dyslexic and stupid.

  16. Anna really has the making up thing down.

  17. Ahh, tug a whore. I remember when I was young, and we’d pick up a young hooker down by the docks and bring her home for the afternoon. Me and my dog, Sparky, would play tug a whore for hours and hours. Sparky would get so excited, those whores would never last very long. He chewed them up faster than he went through his rawhide bones, boy howdy.

  18. Jesus fucking Christ. I don’t find this kind of thing funny any more, just depressing. And these are the people who breed quickest, too.

  19. Don’t underestimate the fun in fingering shit out…

  20. That’s a co-ink-i-dink! I was just fingering the shit out of myself. I had 3 orgasms and my anal regions are now as clean as my finger!

    It was Martin Luther King Jr who said “Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.”

  21. walt’s finger is not very clean.

    -

    -

    (give it a rinse before you next slip agnes a digit, or else you risk cross-contamination).

  22. hootie the blowfish

    Caroline, people take you for granite because you’re dumb as a rock.

  23. i don’t get # 3…

  24. alord, it was Teddy Roosevelt who said, “It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that, in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things.”

  25. ‘Finger shit out…. ok?’ Bahahahaha, I’m liking it. :)

  26. but what is progress……

    ……?

  27. alord, my young friend, “It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You cannot make progress without making decisions.” -Jim Rohn

  28. I’ll just give you the damned website ok?

    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/progress.html

  29. Mind grains, oh that’s good. Migraines, mind grains – it actually kind of makes sense…

  30. I played Tug a Whore one time.

    I had jail time because of it.

    Boo.

    Also cost me 100 bucks.

  31. I was hoping Nicholle’s “mind grains” were some sort of “autocomplete” setting on her phone. No such luck… looks like she typed it from the keyboard :( And really? She spells her name like that?

  32. @throwingtofu: I think the first one is real. I think she said white because her seats are black and she is pointing out how dramatic the mess looks.

    And yes, these people need to read more. When people write like this it’s because they stopped reading after 3rd grade.

  33. Dawn of the Dan

    Yipes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe Cum!

  34. white cum on the seat, tug-a-whore. I love Freudian slips.

  35. Caroline will be my quarry this weekend.

  36. thepreviouspost

    I hate when people take me for granite..can’t they see that i actually am Rhyolite?????

  37. I think that first one is fantastic…:) I was pretty lost.

  38. ahaha, these actually made me laugh :) oh typos.

  39. C-I-L-L my LAND-LORD

  40. I’ve got three words: stay in school.

  41. MsBuzzkillington

    I remember once when I was little I told my mom that I had no cents. Meaning that I didn’t have any change. She made fun of me.

    I was sitting in the waiting room awhile ago and some lady was paying with cash and she said “I have no cents.” It took everything in me not to burst out laughing.

    Good times.

  42. I have no idea what Caroline’s talking about. I love being taking for granite. I mean really, granite’s AWESOME. Something must be wrong with that girl.

  43. Does “mind grains” equal “migraines” or “mind games”? I dislike both, but I like to know what I’m actually disliking at the time.

  44. Her mistaking “migraines” as “mind grains,” makes more sense to me than “mind games.”

    Damn it all, my head just exploded.

  45. I can only hope that these are fake. But I agree that the first seems to be a definite fake. And I do hope Tim was just playing dumb! I really hope he’s not THAT stupid!

  46. I hate being taken for granite. Marble’s pretty bad, too.

  47. @Insanity… you spelled “type” wrong.

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