Fuckin’ A Fuckin’ I Fuckin’ U
Fuckin’ B Fuckin’ J Fuckin’ V
Fuckin’ C Fuckin’ K Fuckin’ W
Fuckin’ D Fuckin’ LMNOP Fuckin’ X
Fuckin’ E Fuckin’ Q Fuckin’ Y
Fuckin’ F Fuckin’ R Fuckin’ Z
Fuckin’ G Fuckin’ S
Fuckin’ H Fuckin’ T
Now I know my fuckin’ ABC’s. Don’t you wish you had a giant coke like me.
You’ve gotta believe that there’s now yet another tattoo artist laughing their ass off knowing they just totally screwed someone for life. After all, they’re paid to tattoo people, not edit their idiocy.
Also, the cock diet is quite the way to lose weight and still get protein. It was invented by a man, of course.
So Rachael is going out for a run at 5:30 AM while the sun is setting, and Ryan is fucking a dude while watching the sun rise. Must be the southern hemisphere, where everything is backwards and tempary is an actual word.
Leilahsmom, the cock itself isn’t on a diet. Diet Cock consists of lots of exercise and a higher amount of protein intake as mentioned in post #8. The diet itself is not discrimanatory against either gender as well, though men have a higher health risk and it is not nearly as safe for them, and therefore not recommended. It’s all you can eat and it’s best served footlong. Some people love the buffets, the servings are in much bigger proportions. Coke is a complimentary supplement to the diet as well.
I’ve lost count of the amount of sunrises I’ve seen whilst hanging out of the back of a dude.
Fuck the other guys shit tattoo, what about his pre-pubecesant facial hair!? Shave it off you fucking muppett, you look like a right cock, with a shit tattoo, and weird eyes and a pudgy little pig nose, and eight double chins.
I bet this dude was the fella Ryan was fucking in the hot tub.