There’s a difference between a typo and someone that simply doesn’t know how to spell. I bet Taylor firmly believes that stalker is spelled with an ‘o’ and Nik doesn’t think an ‘a’ belongs in aisle at all.
Typos CAN be funny, but dumb people making fun of each other has a better chance to make me roffle.
@teo – more likely it is related to the destruction of morals and faith due to the liberal agenda. In the good old days, names like Luke, John, Mary, Christopher were popular. Traditional names. Now people name their children DeJanmorious and LaTashima and Dakota and Montana and Michigan and such. It’s deplorable.
i once took an old gramophone record of a tim tebow interview, and played it backwards. tim said (well, he seemed to growl, not talk), that he was going to gut the first born of every child in the land and bathe in their blood. he said something about rape and dethroning god. oh, and that he was going to vote democrat.
@alodslums – sounds to me that you are just jealous of Tim because he is “in with the Lord” as the kids would say. If his missionary work circumcising children in Africa doesn’t convince you of Tim’s piety, I’m not sure what will. He truly is blessed and a role model for all of today’s young boys and girls.
Circumcising children in Africa? Seriously? That is the work of people who are “in with God”? Perhaps they should pocket their craft knives and start cooking some decent meals for the kids in Africa. May have a better philathropic effect.
@dan: I don’t know you, nor do I partucularly want to, but perhaps you should chat to your mate, Tim, and ask him to stop removing the small bit of excess weight African kids can be boast of and rather make ‘em some soup.
Hey Slums, good morning and such! Yeah, I kinda figured he wasn’t real a while back… although, he is full of all this fun information, so yes, I am kinda picking So, Dan’s a moslem, eh? Can say I didn’t see that one coming. Huh.
@katypants – If your appendix bursts, you have it removed as it is a health threat. Same with your tonsils. The same can be said for the foreskin. It is a health risk. Besides, Jesus himself was circumcised. If it works for Jesus, it works for me.
And @#17 Walter
You beat me to the punch-line! I had hope I would have had the first chance to post a funny about that particular one, if I wasn’t so damned… Give me a good word other than hung over. My creative juices are still juicing up.
I feel compelled to watch Space Jam now, and I’m the greatest athlete… Wait for it… In bed!
Ahhh, I see! Ok, so god made all you men with faulty foreskins? That’s a pretty bad thing for god to mess up on, no? Why not faulty earlobes? Also, how do you know that Jesus was circumsized? Are there photos?
The fact that you have MJ and WP as the top two athletes of all time has me liking you a lot more. Or maybe at all. I’m not really sure if I liked you before, but I do now so it doesn’t really matter, right?
katypants – In the time of the Creation, foreskins were necessary as men were walking through high brush and in the wild where dust and dirt could get into a male’s urethra and lead to a potentially fatal disease. Much the same way the appendix was used to break down rough foliage which (most of us) we no longer have to eat.
Don’t forget, God may have given us these “unnecessary” parts but he has also given us the science to remove them. It is all part of his Divine plan.
Wow Dan… you’re good. Howaboot the bit about Jesus? How do you know he was circumsized? Are there photos? And how did they do it all the way back then with no scalpels? Did they just bash it with pointy rocks till it fell off?
@nuff – The point is that as humans have strayed away from jungle and desert life, the need for a foreskin has diminished. Which is why it makes sense to remove it in places where it is unnecessary (i.e. civilized society). It’s a bit more of a gray area in Africa, where they are obviously less advanced. However, most recent studies have shown circumcision to reduce the likelihood of catching/spreading AIDS which is why folks like Tim Tebow go to remove the foreskins of Africans.
Ah, Dan… you are opening my eyes more and more! So then, what did the cavemen do? I would guess they would have been a bunch of penis rock bashers. Or do you not believe in cavemen? Oh, and who’s Luke?
@39…he never stated which one he is.
Someone mentioned he could be Jewish or Muslim since they circumcise children.
Now, Dan referred to himself and others as “God’s children” in another comment somewhere out there, and Muslims don’t call themselves that. So my point here is, he can’t be Muslim.
@Eusadnama: No gay-liberal dinosaurs? Count me out.
And penpen and dietpill: He’s got to be a troll, of course, but it’s definitely scary that people do believe similar things to what he’s posting. Best I’ve heard is fossils were put there by Satan to challenge the faithful. Can they believe THROUGH logic and fact?
@Dan #57: Ok, so I am now able to prove your lack of intelligence and common sense by referencing one comment. You seriously believe that the removal of a foreskin will prevent AIDS? Really?? I suppose you think a shower helps too? Or are you of a mind that sex with a virgin will cure you?
I’d love a reference to a reputable website which claims that circumcision assists with AIDS prevention. AIDS management, perhaps, but only in temrs of cleanliness.
It is because of people like yourself with your ignorant minds that AIDS continues to spread like wildfire. Why don’t you just tell ol’ Timmy boy to pass on the message to all the illiterate, uneducated Africans in the rural areas where they still practice ritual circumcision that once they have been circumcised, they are immune to AIDS. Same as making a claim such as yours on a public forum.
Seriously, go do your research before making random claims.
By the way, Dan? I am African. No, not African American, or pseudo “My ancenstor from 300 years ago came from Africa” African. Real African. So be careful with your generalisations, my bible thumping friend.
@MasterDebater – why would I care if you are African? That’s no more descriptive than saying one is “Asian” or “South American”. Having been to 7 different African countries, I can say that some are great and some are tragically impoverished and in trouble. That doesn’t change the fact that AIDS is more rampant in African countries than anywhere else in the world, nor does it change the fact that Africans are being (thankfully) circumcised to reduce the likelihood of getting/spreading AIDS.
the bottom four are awful…seriously, there is absolutely nothing funny about them. Oh no, someone mispelled. The top one of those four is the absolute worst, she didn’t even really spell anything incorrectly (read on) she was just typing so fast (probably on a phone) that she accidently misplaced a letter, added an extra letter, and forgot a letter.
Does anyone here actually think minor mispellings are funny? is this site plagued with pretentious english majors who will soon discover the true value of their majors? (nil)
Jesus was most definitely circumcised because he was a good Jew. God made Abram cut off his foreskin as a reminder to himself and all of his descendants of the covenant that he made with God. That promise was that he would follow the 10 commandments. So basically its a reminder that if you dont obey God you are going to get a whole lot worse than part of your pee hole cut off when you get sent to hell.
God gave men a way out of circumcision when he said, ok Jesus can die for your sins to be forgiven. If you are a Christian, then you dont have to be constantly reminded of how much worse hell will be than having your weiner cut off.
That is the theological basis for circumcision. I am trying to figure out why dan is using an evolutionary argument for the lack of need of foreskin if he cares about what the bible says? The bible says, God made it just the way he wanted it.
@ ALL THE PEOPLE who are under the impression that circumcision reduces the risk of HIV.
Here’s a “fun” fact: I am a circumcised male of 24years of age. I am also HIV positive. And rather angry and disillusioned with the “knowledgable” people out there who spread myths about HIV.
Jacob Zuma said showering will prevent the spread of HIV. A health minister claimed eating healthy vegetables will prevent the spread of HIV. Many health organisations claim circumcision will prevent HIV. These are all wonderful storied to ensure people can turn a blind eye to the real problem: unprotected sex. After all, if you convince yourself that you will only be able to catch it if you are dirty, uncircumcised and a poor eater, well you may just be safe, righ?
Yeah, that’s what I thought too – until it happened to me. I do not have AIDS as yet (thank God) but I am HIV positive. And sadly, I only found out after I infected my girlfriend, now ex. Yeah, circumcision worked for me. LEt’s all get circumcised, then we can all ingulge in unprotected sex. After all, we’re protected ‘cos we’re circumcised.