If those people could properly spell or work a computer they wouldn’t be working at KFC, now would they? Then who would serve you your greasy mutant chicken and bright orange mac and cheese?
Those tits are the only things keeping the girl in the last picture from manning the fryer at that KFC. Brittany will be applying there shortly after getting kicked out of college for spending all of her tuition money on Mad Dog 20/20.
Spelling is totally overrated. And math? Who needs that shit? I’ve got a calculator. History? Google, motherfucker. Really, schools should just be closed because knowledge of any sort is not worth retaining anymore.
The first sign takes type-o’s to an entirely new level… or perhaps not since “illiterate” already existed. I agree with Virgo, #2 does sound like she’s still drunk (though if you read it with Mike Myers’ Dutch accent from the last Austin Powers, it actually reads correctly).
They could still get their drugs at the local park or playground.