Wait, wait, wait…. let me get this straight. Did they just make up a screenplay with a keyboard complete with actions, attire and breathing techniques as a REAL marriage proposal? On facebook?
I can just see this recollection in the future. “Mom, how did Dad propose? Oh honey, he wore a tux, had a rose, howled for me and presented me a velvet box with a sapphire ring” “Wow, really?” “Well, he typed that he did…”
Wait, I just actually thought about this, and now I’m just sad that people have gotten so lazy. Unless they’re only able to communicate through Facebook/online, what’s his excuse for… well… not just actually doing this? Minus the wolf shit, which I didn’t even understand.
Okay okay…I admit in the 80′s I was a bit of a “Dungeons and Dragons” geek. At least when me and my friends role-played with the papers, pencils, assorted multi-sided dice, and the whole bit, we were hacking and slashing through endless hourdes of the undead, pillaging towns, warring with orcs, spilling the blood of the innocent with battle axes, etc etc…
Somebody please tell me this is NOT what modern role-playing has turned into! Something out of a lame-ass Twilight movie? Please tell me it ain’t so!
I’ve been known to play some D&D and such, but I can’t say I’m a fan of animagus/shifter RP’ing. I also would never, EVER, be lame enough to do this shit through Facebook statuses. Keep it in the MUDs and forums designed for it, people. Wow.
i had a guy in highschool pretend to put a “love spell” on me. I never talked to him again. ever. I find the fantasy nonsense so incredibly lame… I hope his parents saw this post (because I’m sure that mommy is Jamie’s #1 top friend!) and sent him to football camp or even space camp..something…
Holy shiznit, that is the first post I HAD to skip.
Not because it was too long, but because after the first super lame stalkery paragraph my hackles started to rise, and I was sure there was a serial killer named Jamie hiding somewhere in my office, waiting to plunge an imaginary knife (that would then turn into an icicle and melt away thus making it the perfect serial killer murder weapon) into the back of my neck.
That is how much this creeped me out. Well done, Lamebook. Well done.
Summer, you need to stop these thoughts from leaving your little head ( or at least learn how to spell them ). You’re not exactly doing womankind a favor by posting this. Thank God we’re not all as pensive as you, my dear.
I can’t comment on the UTTER lameness of these guys (to really consider it would make my head explode, I’m afraid), but I have to mention the ring. Sapphire and opal? Sounds like the fugliest piece of jewelry ever.
I would have defriended these two immediately. IMMEDIATELY. I think James summed it up nicely.
I had to register specifically to say that I am SO weirded out by this post. I actually couldn’t read it all because my skin was crawling. Good job I caught the last comment though, made everything a little bit more OK
*clearing the spent round from my rifle* I know it’s frowned upon to shoot wolves, but there was just something about this one that screamed “shoot me.” I walk to collect my kill and spot the Jasmine and Orchids. What the hell was going on here??
I figure these are only friends over the internet, and as hobes said probably a roleplaying one. They said something about distance so I reckon they live far away, too far away for a real proposal. It’s nice in its own way, if she likes it then well done to him for it. Still, to all us it is the epitome of lame, so well done Lamebook. Keep shooting CommentsAtLarge, you’ve got another 3 to shoot yet.
Ok so I did some Facebook stalking and figured out what is going on here – apparently these people are in a role playing group called Dark Hunters. They make fictional Facebook pages and write out story lines. I think they plan it by posting a note and only the people tagged in the note may participate. It is unbelievably nerdy, I found one where this married couple has one going where they are just talking about what they want to eat for dinner in their fictional life. They even have a Dark Hunters Kids group where you can have a fictional kid and it’s like a day care, but on Facebook…? And they post pictures of their kids on there, but it looks like pictures of kids just stolen off the internet. Check it out, it is mind blowing, I can’t stop saying, “What the FUCK????” Where do people find the time to do this??? It is, by far, the lamest thing I have ever seen on the internet.
I’ve read every lamebook entry that’s ever been posted. This one fits the site name better than any of the others. Jesus Christ, I got lameblindness for a second and had to take a break from reading this.
God I was hoping they were reading Twilight together too, wtf. And even sadder than all of this, I am more irritated she said yes to this douche when he didn’t even buy her a diamond, opals and saphirre’s?!?!! LOSER!
As soon as my eyes met the words of this post I was engulfed by a wave of vicarious shame and horror. I read on, and each new line felt like somebody injecting lighter fluid into my chest cavity with a basting syringe and packing the hole full of Roman candles. I was transported me back to a past in which my OWN simpering bleeding heart poetry and sniveling crap was probably just visible to all the sensible people around me. The only saving grace was that I didn’t grow up with access to Facebook, or the internet, or blogs (thank GOD, THANK SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN…THANK YOU JESUS). Just as Dan said, this is truly…… TRULY what Lamebook is rightly all about.
Misty is 35……and she likes corsets and Deadliest Catch. lol
I’m also glad I didn’t eat breakfast.
Sometimes I can understand roleplaying and such, but it’s always people who get SO in to it, it’s not your real life, people, it’s a fantasy. These people just take the cake.
Just adding my research to that which is already on here..
This is actually a role play group called the Dark Hunters (as Tootsie found out). The appears to be based on a book series called “Dark Hunters”, which seems to be a fantasy/romance/erotic series, going on titles alone (including: “Fantasy Lover”, “Kiss of the Night”, “Sins of the Night”, “Kiss of the Night” etc.) But then the series also seems to have a related teen series (Chronicles of Nick, for those who are wondering), so I really don’t know what the heck is going on. Some of the people involved in the roleplay seem to be actual characters from the novels (such as Acheron Parthenopaeus, who is friends with Jamie, Misty and Ariakan at least), while others seem to be entirely made up by the RPers. Strangely enough, all of the facebook for mister Parthenopaeus seems to be the EXACT same info as is given under the character section of the author Sherrilyn Kenyon)’s site. So either they’re really sucktastic role players and can’t come up with their own ideas, or Ms. Kenyon is encouraging this.
But yeah, in case you were wondering, you can thank Sherrilyn Kenyon for spawning this particular idea. Maybe in her books she explains how wolves can wear tuxes.
*The hunter aims his gun carefully at the back of the girls head, hoping to get two kills on one shot he takes a deep breath and squeezes the trigger of his rifle. The bullet flies with amazing speed through her skull turning her face into a crater, then continuing right into her male lovers chest coming to a stop inside his spinal cord. The hunters family shall eat retard this week.*
I’m just curious as to why no one has pointed out what I feel to be the funniest part of all.
Jamies interest are Farmville, Collecting Roses and INTIMATE MOMENTS.
@Word Pervert, you almost got your wish! I’m sure he wanted to make it dirty. Maybe it wasn’t the time or place. Or maybe it was too difficult to arrange, (because lets not forget he was in a tux.)
Sweet cream on an ice cream sammich!!
What in the blue hell does that Jamie think he’s doing?
He just showed the world that he is, without a shadow of a doubt.. the biggest Mangina walking Gods green earth!
Ok, I know I’m way behind everyone else (noob), but I’m actually a little surprised that no one has pointed out that this is kind of exactly what happens on Second Life every day. And yep, I’ve seen a wolf wearing a tux .. weird!!
Are you freaking kidding me? A facebook proposal with creepy voyeurs watching? A shirt to match the ring? Does he have a sword to match the blue shiny shirt and leather pants with boots? Is his hair silky and long like Fabio? Was she naked when he slipped the dress on? What stunt did he pull? If she doesn’t trust him enough to hesitate, why would she trust him enough to say no? Wtf?? Why would she marry such a stupid tard in the first place?
For being so long-winded there are so many DETAILS THAT ARE MISSING! I need to know!!!
I kept reading because I was expecting a twist, but it was just creepy all the way through. LOL@Wednesday. Yes, they totally should have included a scene where they sniffed each other’s butts. That would have been funny.