Rose: I don’t understand why so many people wish to engage in fisticuffs with me. However, should they insist, I would not normally hesitate to engage in battle with them. However, given that I’m currently with child, I feel it would be prudent to wait until I am no longer thus encumbered. Therefore, in 5 months time, I shall be looking to rejoin the fight, so they had best ready themselves before then.
Bonnie: Indeed, after my niece or nephew is born, the people who wish to settle their differences with you through hand to hand combat will surely flee, as they will be too afraid of your delayed wrath.
Rose: They most definitely won’t want to be anywhere near me when I am no longer pregnant, as I am becoming angrier by the day. I grow weary of their constant posturing, as they are clearly of an inferior social and economic class.
Bonnie: I agree completely. They are not worth your time.
Cara: I’ve read the conversation thus far, and I’m afraid I’m a little confused. Would you please inform me as to what this is all about?
Rose: Some lower class African American females wish to fight me, presumably because I sometimes have difficulty controlling my emotions.
Bonnie: You should make them urinate in their bloomers in sheer terror. After you deliver your precious bundle of joy, of course.
Cara: Who wishes to engage you in such a brutish sport, and whatever for?
Rose: I’m not familiar with their reasons for wanting such a thing. However, I will send you their names through private correspondence.
Marae: By Jove, what on Earth is going on here?
Rose: I intend to slay some lower class individuals after my child is born.
I’d agree with them being Aussie, but white bogans I’d say judging by their pixelated pictures, the use of the phrase “Blak cunts” and particularly the ‘dog’ epithet which is used over here as a vicious insult.
@Sensible Madness – You’ve outdone yourself. Outstanding work. While reading your translation, I laughing so hard that I almost forgot my desire to stab Rose, Cara, and Bonnie (especially Bonnie) in the face.
Rose isn’t doing it right by posting for the public to read something that only her closer friends can, but Bonnie made sure that the conversation is only between the two of them, and understood only by both (other than Sensible Madness. Thanks for that translation). So it’s not fair to (completely) hate them, they’re just posting in a language only they understand. We can call it… uh… inside language?
“wat” and “wen” must be some lower bastardization of the english language. The fact that they both use it truly speaks to the teachings they received from their own parents.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the future of the human race. Now off to bang my head against the wall for an hour or so at the mere thought of this girl’s progeny.
I do not understand putting forth the immense effort to type in an accent. I’m from the American South; we are supposed to be the dumbest people on earth yet I don’t know anyone who taaps laak theeus yaawwl! Ah meyun, ahm havin da thank uhbout theus reel hawrd. These girls need to go play in traffic before any more of them get pregnant.
I SWEAR TO GOD i know this girl , shes actually really responsible ( if infact it is her i know on my FB she had an ultrasound picture and her last name is Rose and that shes pregnat ) … now i rly wanna know if it is her. @_@
Honestly I have to thank Sensible Madness, for if that wasn’t posted I would have no idea what was going on. I believe they should do that with all of the lamebook typos. Though i am glad I am probably the only 20 year old who didn’t get that.
I feel bad for the child, and am angered as well for my kid will probably be made fun of by her kid who will be in the same grade as mine.
Sensible Madness, I had to register just to log in and tell you that I love you
English is not my mother tongue, and when I came into Bonnie’s first comment I truly wondered for a while whether it was in some nordic language, like, say, Danish o_O
but, SM, your translation made my day! ^^
I think in this case, expecting that Rose, Bonnie, and company were Americans was more an insult to Americans than a case of shortsightedness or ethnocentricity—since Americans know the pathetic state of our education system, we expected someone typing like that to be a product of it. So in an odd way, it was kind of a compliment to the English and Australians.
Okay people… I understand that their english or whatever the language is that they are trying to speak is a complete discrase! But hardly anyone even metioned the sheer horror that this woman is going to have a child! I certianly hope that someone else mothers this child and that they don’t let someone with such lack of knowledge and lack of judgement be trusted to bring up a child! What the hell will this woman be able to teach her child?! People like this are a complete embarassement to the human race and should be forced to become sterile so they can’t reproduce!!!!
FYI – this is Australian Aboriginal lingo…from Perth Western Australia. ‘Nyoongar’ is the tribe. You people are wrong to assume they are white from pixelated images. Words like ‘Boodj’ (meaning pregnant) and ‘Unnuh’ are only spoken by Aboriginal people from this area (some of whom may be fair skinned). So is not in fact bad English, and the whole thing must be taken at least partially in jest. She’s just letting off steam! Good to see the people using their language and preserving it online