Wait, so dumping ashes in a garden is okay, but dumping ashes in the woods makes you a..how was it put..”filthy skank”. We do all realize that ashes from a fireplace come from burnt wood, right?
To think those bastards have a house that is obviously where those woods used to be, they aren’t just skanks, they are mindless assholes that don’t deserve to breath the air those delicious trees produce. How dare they live on planet earth! Bastards! *Shakes fist*
Other people have right of access to the woods.
I don’t like it when I’m out burying a hooker and some questiony little brat out dumpin’ the ashes for Maw n’ Paw comes at me with the questions. I’m already diggin’ one hole here…two wont be that much more effort.
Actually, there was this one time I was at the lake and it hit me all of the sudden, it was the lake or the woods. However I did yell at the bear that was taking a dump a few yards away from me, told that asshole that unless it was an emergency like I was experiencing at that moment, then to use the damn public restrooms. Bears are such inconsiderate assholes.
Bacchante, you do know how a septic system works, right? Outside city limits they don’t send their shit to the doo doo plant to be spun and separated. It is leached out into the ground, where the roots of trees reside and feed off your delicious well broken down microwaved dinner.
Are you on drugs? I can’t even respond to your first paragraph.
Yes, I am aware of septics; I have had one previously. What I’m talking about is someone going outside their property to dump their waste in the motherfucking woods. Without any type of system separating the nutrient matter from the toxic matter.
Now, I know everyone wants to be all high and mighty about the composition and source of ashes (i.e. timber product), but I think you’ll find that most commercial timber is treated with formaldehyde and/or other chemicals. So dumping ashes in the woods may not be the brightest idea.
Every time we held a campfire in the woods, the ashes wound up in the woods.
The one time I shat in the woods, it was highly unpleasant. Not as unpleasant as diarhea in a massive snowstorm while trapped on a highway while the goddamn fucks from the NY Transit got their trucks stuck thus blocking the highway even worse.
freddy! Who are you talking to??
Derpa derpa, guess what? I live in them there woods I poop in them there woods and dump my campfire ashes in em too. Guess what? I wasn’t thrown in jail or yelled at by a grumpy bear. In fact… he thanked me for the abundant amount of new plants that popped up thanks to my gold plated shit
I’m a fuckin blessing…